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  1. #35351
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    Neighbor came over the other day to apologize for his brief foray into the life of a nudist.
    Turns out when he was mowing his pasture he ran over a ground nest of hornets which proceeded to swarm him and fly up his overalls.

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    Cats.

    Specifically domesticated cats that come to my yard and kill birds and shit in my kids sandbox.

    People are so irresponsible with cats it blows my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by easyrdr View Post
    You ain't kidding. That would be nice though now my wife doesn't want me to kill them, she wants me to relocate them because she watched some stupid thing on the internet. I think a can of Raid will relocate them to their next life just fine.
    Relocating yellowjackets should have its own thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by easyrdr View Post
    You ain't kidding. That would be nice though now my wife doesn't want me to kill them, she wants me to relocate them because she watched some stupid thing on the internet. I think a can of Raid will relocate them to their next life just fine.
    Ok honey, have at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Sweet tool shed

    winter is coming….

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_newguy View Post
    “Ok honey, have at it.”
    That's how to handle it. "Oh, don't want to let me take care of business? Well, then be my guest."
    She won't. Proceed with Operation LN2. With caution, of course. Make sure to set up camera and post the TR. We shall await your results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_newguy View Post
    Cats.

    Specifically domesticated cats that come to my yard and kill birds and shit in my kids sandbox.

    People are so irresponsible with cats it blows my mind.
    Shit is out of control around here, Im to the point where Im going to round them up and take them to the pound, fuck you for letting your pets run loose and be someone elses problem
    I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.

  8. #35358
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_newguy View Post
    Cats.

    Specifically domesticated cats that come to my yard and kill birds and shit in my kids sandbox.

    People are so irresponsible with cats it blows my mind.
    Renters moved in next door two years ago with two cats. Baby Z stomped in a shit pile in our yard on day one.

    Cats dug up my garden, shit in my garden, only birds I hear any more are the crows and magpies.

    Walked out of my house to grab something late night last spring, cat was at my front door. Scared the shit out of me.

    Fight or flight kicked in.

    I kicked out.

    Cat flew about eight feet and was running before it hit the ground.

    No more cat shit in the yard.

    I should feel bad, but I most certainly do not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    Shit is out of control around here, Im to the point where Im going to round them up and take them to the pound, fuck you for letting your pets run loose and be someone elses problem
    I just want to have-a-heart them and send them home with a note saying next time Ill take them to the pound. Id probably get arrested though.

    I knew a guy who lived in shall we say a more rural part of the world who would just trap them and make them disappear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_newguy View Post
    I knew a guy who lived in shall we say a more rural part of the world who would just trap them and make them disappear.
    I don't bother with traps here. The .22LR is quite the versatile round, BTW.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    It annoys me that I seem to be incapable of mailing a letter. I put it in my car to mail doing other errands and drive by ten mailboxes and back home and it's still in my car. I could just walk down to the nearest mailbox but then I'd be forced to buy an ice cream from the place next to the mailbox.
    It's not senility--I've been doing this for years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I could just walk down to the nearest mailbox but then I'd be forced to buy an ice cream from the place next to the mailbox.
    It's not senility--I've been doing this for years.
    Sounds like a win-win to me.

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    It's your senile brain telling you to get a fucking ice cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    Renters moved in next door two years ago with two cats. Baby Z stomped in a shit pile in our yard on day one.

    Cats dug up my garden, shit in my garden, only birds I hear any more are the crows and magpies.

    Walked out of my house to grab something late night last spring, cat was at my front door. Scared the shit out of me.

    Fight or flight kicked in.

    I kicked out.

    Cat flew about eight feet and was running before it hit the ground.

    No more cat shit in the yard.

    I should feel bad, but I most certainly do not.
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
    Meow, meow
    Meow, meow
    Little bag of bones been out all night
    Little bag of bones been out all night
    Can you hear him scratchin' at the screen door?
    Can you hear him scratchin' at the screen door?
    Little bag of bones been out all night
    He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
    He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide
    He's circlin' around my ankle
    He's circlin' around my ankle
    He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
    Hey, kitty, won't you come inside
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
    Meow, meow
    Meow, meow
    Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
    Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
    I'm lost in his little yellow round eye
    Lost in his little yellow round eye
    Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
    Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
    Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
    Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna to spend the night
    Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna to spend the night
    Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna to spend the night outside
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
    Touch it, I wanna touch it
    I wanna touch it, I wanna touch it
    I wanna touch it, wanna touch it
    I wanna touch it, yeah, touch it
    Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it
    Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it
    Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it
    Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
    I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    how much smaller can the airlines go really?

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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    It's your senile brain telling you to get a fucking ice cream.
    5 bucks for a single scoop of underflavored "artisanal" ice cream annoys me.

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    At least you finally got that letter mailed.

    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    5 bucks for a single scoop of underflavored "artisanal" ice cream annoys me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_newguy View Post
    Cats.

    Specifically domesticated cats that come to my yard and kill birds and shit in my kids sandbox.

    People are so irresponsible with cats it blows my mind.
    I have the neighbors cat taking a fresh shit on my lawn every morning before it returns home. Fuck you, Kennedy.

    Anyone have any methods of deterrent? I don't want to waste money on something if it ain't gonna work. Wife is going to talk to the owner, but I'd rather just end this myself if possible.

    Only solutions I can see are:
    1) Figure out a way to keep this fucking cat off my lawn
    2) Tell the owner they'll need to come and pick up the shit every morning
    3) Tell the owner to keep their damn cat inside

    2 and 3 will be a hard sell. We're friendly with each other so I don't want to start shit. I guess we will see what happens - but damnit heading out to take the kids to the bus stop eveyr morning with the smell of fresh cat shit in the air is pissing me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulster2626 View Post
    I have the neighbors cat taking a fresh shit on my lawn every morning before it returns home. Fuck you, Kennedy.

    Anyone have any methods of deterrent? I don't want to waste money on something if it ain't gonna work. Wife is going to talk to the owner, but I'd rather just end this myself if possible.

    Only solutions I can see are:
    1) Figure out a way to keep this fucking cat off my lawn
    2) Tell the owner they'll need to come and pick up the shit every morning
    3) Tell the owner to keep their damn cat inside

    2 and 3 will be a hard sell. We're friendly with each other so I don't want to start shit. I guess we will see what happens - but damnit heading out to take the kids to the bus stop eveyr morning with the smell of fresh cat shit in the air is pissing me off.
    Hose it - it'll learn quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulster2626 View Post
    I have the neighbors cat taking a fresh shit on my lawn every morning before it returns home. Fuck you, Kennedy.

    Anyone have any methods of deterrent? I don't want to waste money on something if it ain't gonna work. Wife is going to talk to the owner, but I'd rather just end this myself if possible.

    Only solutions I can see are:
    1) Figure out a way to keep this fucking cat off my lawn
    2) Tell the owner they'll need to come and pick up the shit every morning
    3) Tell the owner to keep their damn cat inside

    2 and 3 will be a hard sell. We're friendly with each other so I don't want to start shit. I guess we will see what happens - but damnit heading out to take the kids to the bus stop eveyr morning with the smell of fresh cat shit in the air is pissing me off.
    Return the cat in a Have a heart trap and tell the owner you are trying to trap a raccoon or something and that they need to keep the cat out of your yard for awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Hose it - it'll learn quickly.
    Yeah, that's what I told our old neighbors when we had a cat. Like literally anytime you see the cat on your side of the fence, spray it.

    A sprinkler on a timer could work too.

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    Cat sprinklers. Could be a million $ idea.

    Could keep out bobcats too.

    Quote Originally Posted by old_newguy View Post
    Return the cat in a Have a heart trap and tell the owner you are trying to trap a raccoon or something and that they need to keep the cat out of your yard for awhile.
    If that doesn't work return the cat in a spring loaded jaw trap.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    5 bucks for a single scoop of underflavored "artisanal" ice cream annoys me.
    Insane right? If i was entrepreneurial I would open my own shop, bust my ass during the warm months and shut down for the winter and ski. Maybe in my next life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Cat sprinklers. Could be a million $ idea.

    Could keep out bobcats too.



    If that doesn't work return the cat in a spring loaded jaw trap.
    Dunno about a million $, but somebody already had it:

    Orbit 62100 Yard Enforcer Motion-Activated Sprinkler with Day & Night Detection Modes,Black https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009F1R0GC...QFQXD7HSFKHMS3

    Been thinking about getting one for my neighbors dogs, though not because they shit on my lawn (they do, to be sure) but because I dont want them getting into a fight with my one dog who always stays in our yard but thinks hes a mean tough bastard and is prone to getting into it with strange dogs.
    focus.

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    Cat Mace spray.
    It works for my porches.

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