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  1. #35326
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    Dang. Some trickster in your building could use a swift nut kick for that one. You're gonna LOVE it when somebody pulls the same stunt in January on a morning when it's -50, howling winds, and snow blowing sideways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    That was fun back in the day.

    Today? With cameras everywhere? Ducking stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    Sleep in sweatshorts and a t-shirt. Have slip-on shoes and a jacket or hoodie by the door. It's what I do when I stay in hotels. I was glad I did that once so I keep doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Sleep in sweatshorts and a t-shirt. Have slip-on shoes and a jacket or hoodie by the door. It's what I do when I stay in hotels. I was glad I did that once so I keep doing it.
    i would but our room stays at a constant 82 degrees with the windows open and heat turned off.
    "somebody's gotta do it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    i would but our room stays at a constant 82 degrees with the windows open and heat turned off.
    Fuck. Well, shoes and a hoody or puffy by the door depending on the season. Grab 'n go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    I lived in dorms for 1st and 2nd year at university. It was tradition that the fire alarm would get pulled multiple times the night before the Math 100 final exam. And numerous other times during the year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    I lived in dorms for 1st and 2nd year at university. It was tradition that the fire alarm would get pulled multiple times the night before the Math 100 final exam. And numerous other times during the year.
    At my school, the night of one of our more major parties someone would pull the fire alarm late at night and everyone would get to see all the drunken hookups that had occurred in real time. Lots of lulz were had even while groggy w sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    You've been there what, a week?

    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    Wait till some clown thinks its wise to shoot a roman candle down the trash chute at 2am and the ensuing fire predictably happens.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Wait till some clown thinks its wise to shoot a roman candle down the trash chute at 2am and the ensuing fire predictably happens.
    Or a bunch of clowns decide to have a bottle rocket fight in a hallway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Wait till some clown thinks its wise to shoot a roman candle down the trash chute at 2am and the ensuing fire predictably happens.
    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Or a bunch of clowns decide to have a bottle rocket fight in a hallway.
    Look, I don’t care what the RA said, there’s no evidence I ever did those things being alleged when I was in college.

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    We used to play hockey on the tile floor of the hallway in our dorm. With a puck. With slap shots. The walls didn't look too good at the end of the year.

    Speaking of RA's--one of my friends was busted to the deans and his parents (but not the cops) for excessive dope use. Same RA that was selling him the dope. And my friend kept his mouth shut.

    Power goes out at 10 last night on the whole north side of Donner Lake, exactly the same place it went out a month ago. I woke up in the middle of the night and drove over for peek. No one working on the lines. Came back on at 5am. The first place the lights were off was at a construction site--big new development and turning a 4 way stop into a roundabout but no one working when I drove by. What are the chances that they would shut the power to that area without warning the locals and then forget to turn it back on? Or do outages happen in the local grid that are taken care of by someone at a computer back at the office--I'm thinking Homer Simpson.

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    People who drive with their dog on their lap.

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    ^^ Old Goat. Assuming you mean pot? These days dope=heron (or more likely fentanyl). That would be a very different situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    ^^ Old Goat. Assuming you mean pot? These days dope=heron (or more likely fentanyl). That would be a very different situation.
    We were young and naive. Dope meant pot to us. Remember they used to call marijuana users dope fiends, same thing they called heroin users. It was all evil. (Some of my friends got un-naive pretty quickly; others of them stuck to Indiana roadside hemp with no pharmaceutical properties--friends of mine harvested a trunk full of that stuff and tried to sell it. They never bothered to wonder why they never got busted. Shoulda got medals for road beautification for clearing the weeds.)

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    how much smaller can the airlines go really?

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    my stupid ass got real tired at work around 8pm so i drank some coffee. then i got tired again around midnight so i drank some more coffee. now here i am at 5:34 about to go get some breakfast.
    "somebody's gotta do it"

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    Sharts

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    ^^ oh my… when a photo tells a story…

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    It's also annoying when you're working in the shop or painting or something and you get a stain on your work clothes that looks like you shat or pissed yourself. Or you go to the bathroom and when you're washing your hands you splash the front of your pants and have to go out among a lot of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    how much smaller can the airlines go really?

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    Sweet tool shed

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    Yellow Jackets. They build their stupid nests in the ground and for some reason I keep stepping on them. 4 nests in under two weeks. They stung me a dozen times at least in that time. Wherever they sting stays swelled up for 3 or 4 days and itches like crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by easyrdr View Post
    Yellow Jackets. They build their stupid nests in the ground and for some reason I keep stepping on them. 4 nests in under two weeks. They stung me a dozen times at least in that time. Wherever they sting stays swelled up for 3 or 4 days and itches like crazy.
    Watch this for the epic solution to all your woes:
    https://youtu.be/uT4LF7wCTtA

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    Watch this for the epic solution to all your woes:
    https://youtu.be/uT4LF7wCTtA

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    You ain't kidding. That would be nice though now my wife doesn't want me to kill them, she wants me to relocate them because she watched some stupid thing on the internet. I think a can of Raid will relocate them to their next life just fine.

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    Yellow jackets aren't your average friendly neighborhood pollinator.

    Save the bees.

    Fuck yellow jackets.

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