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  1. #35326
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Food poisoning in the middle of a vacation annoys me.

    I hope it's a 24-hour thing and I can enjoy the rest of the trip. Today sucked.
    Woke up this morning, feel basically fine, a little residual achiness.

    Off to the beach!
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Just put it in dictation mode and make it a text to yer kid.

    Meanwhile the kid is in newschoolerz bitching about parents who fucking try phoning while he’s in the middle of something important.
    ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    Same. That techno-like rhythm knocks me right out.
    Some X and room to dance woulda been cool too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    Have we touched on kids cell phones yet? I've always heard its the last expense parents drop once they're all grown up and on their own. This annoys me, but what really annoys me is when they don't pick up when I call, grounds for early dismissal from my support....
    We kept our kids on our plan into their mid 30's but a couple of years ago we started charging them their share. It was cheaper for us than dropping them and cheaper for them than a new plan. One kid just dropped out--I think he and his wife are on his in-laws plan now. The other kid is still on ours and his wife is on her mom's.

  5. #35330
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    Apron strings are the hardest strings to cut….

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    Goatheads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    Goatheads
    QFT.

  8. #35333
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    If they'd called the coronavirus the goathead virus everyone would be vaccinated and we'd be living sweet.

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    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    "somebody's gotta do it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    Dang. Some trickster in your building could use a swift nut kick for that one. You're gonna LOVE it when somebody pulls the same stunt in January on a morning when it's -50, howling winds, and snow blowing sideways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    That was fun back in the day.

    Today? With cameras everywhere? Ducking stupid
    “I’m a subhuman jizz monkey”

    Thx mods. It’s an awesome signature.

  12. #35337
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    Sleep in sweatshorts and a t-shirt. Have slip-on shoes and a jacket or hoodie by the door. It's what I do when I stay in hotels. I was glad I did that once so I keep doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Sleep in sweatshorts and a t-shirt. Have slip-on shoes and a jacket or hoodie by the door. It's what I do when I stay in hotels. I was glad I did that once so I keep doing it.
    i would but our room stays at a constant 82 degrees with the windows open and heat turned off.
    "somebody's gotta do it"

  14. #35339
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    i would but our room stays at a constant 82 degrees with the windows open and heat turned off.
    Fuck. Well, shoes and a hoody or puffy by the door depending on the season. Grab 'n go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    I lived in dorms for 1st and 2nd year at university. It was tradition that the fire alarm would get pulled multiple times the night before the Math 100 final exam. And numerous other times during the year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    I lived in dorms for 1st and 2nd year at university. It was tradition that the fire alarm would get pulled multiple times the night before the Math 100 final exam. And numerous other times during the year.
    At my school, the night of one of our more major parties someone would pull the fire alarm late at night and everyone would get to see all the drunken hookups that had occurred in real time. Lots of lulz were had even while groggy w sleep

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    You've been there what, a week?

    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    someone pulling the fucking fire alarm at 3 in the morning and having to go stand outside for an hour barefoot and in my boxers annoys me.
    Wait till some clown thinks its wise to shoot a roman candle down the trash chute at 2am and the ensuing fire predictably happens.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Wait till some clown thinks its wise to shoot a roman candle down the trash chute at 2am and the ensuing fire predictably happens.
    Or a bunch of clowns decide to have a bottle rocket fight in a hallway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Wait till some clown thinks its wise to shoot a roman candle down the trash chute at 2am and the ensuing fire predictably happens.
    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Or a bunch of clowns decide to have a bottle rocket fight in a hallway.
    Look, I don’t care what the RA said, there’s no evidence I ever did those things being alleged when I was in college.

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    We used to play hockey on the tile floor of the hallway in our dorm. With a puck. With slap shots. The walls didn't look too good at the end of the year.

    Speaking of RA's--one of my friends was busted to the deans and his parents (but not the cops) for excessive dope use. Same RA that was selling him the dope. And my friend kept his mouth shut.

    Power goes out at 10 last night on the whole north side of Donner Lake, exactly the same place it went out a month ago. I woke up in the middle of the night and drove over for peek. No one working on the lines. Came back on at 5am. The first place the lights were off was at a construction site--big new development and turning a 4 way stop into a roundabout but no one working when I drove by. What are the chances that they would shut the power to that area without warning the locals and then forget to turn it back on? Or do outages happen in the local grid that are taken care of by someone at a computer back at the office--I'm thinking Homer Simpson.

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    People who drive with their dog on their lap.

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    ^^ Old Goat. Assuming you mean pot? These days dope=heron (or more likely fentanyl). That would be a very different situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    ^^ Old Goat. Assuming you mean pot? These days dope=heron (or more likely fentanyl). That would be a very different situation.
    We were young and naive. Dope meant pot to us. Remember they used to call marijuana users dope fiends, same thing they called heroin users. It was all evil. (Some of my friends got un-naive pretty quickly; others of them stuck to Indiana roadside hemp with no pharmaceutical properties--friends of mine harvested a trunk full of that stuff and tried to sell it. They never bothered to wonder why they never got busted. Shoulda got medals for road beautification for clearing the weeds.)

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    how much smaller can the airlines go really?

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