Page 1296 of 1852 FirstFirst ... 1291 1292 1293 1294 1295 1296 1297 1298 1299 1300 1301 ... LastLast
Results 32,376 to 32,400 of 46281
  1. #32376
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Location
    It's Full of Stars....
    Posts
    4,865
    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Criminal assault move.
    fixed.
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime
    One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
    -BMillsSkier

  2. #32377
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    771
    Getting stabbed and having it fuck up your workouts.

  3. #32378
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Not in the PRB
    Posts
    32,990
    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Chicken-shit move.
    chicken shit, criminal, and really really really fucking dumb. Especially if he had dreams of getting a scholarship.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  4. #32379
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    inpdx
    Posts
    20,254
    Quote Originally Posted by ICantLogIn View Post
    Getting stabbed and having it fuck up your workouts.
    forget your workouts
    who stabbed you

  5. #32380
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    inpdx
    Posts
    20,254
    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    really really really fucking dumb
    mostly this

    lack of leadership on that team (& parents [if any]) that leads an athlete to thinking this is a way to satisfy his anger


    assuming it's a first mistake of this nature, lock-him-up is not the first option IMHO

  6. #32381
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    771
    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    forget your workouts
    who stabbed you
    Some asshole trying to get me off his buddy in a bar. He got me in the chest, he did not get past the breast bone (if thats whats is called). It sucks when bench pressing and the bar even slightly touches my chest.

  7. #32382
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Posts
    17,757
    ^Upstate NY?

    You should crosspost in the Shit that Amazes me thread about not dying in a drunken bar stabbing.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  8. #32383
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    inpdx
    Posts
    20,254
    Quote Originally Posted by ICantLogIn View Post
    Some asshole trying to get me off his buddy in a bar.
    did you end up hooking up? or did the wingman's stabbing kill the mood?

    [/jk]

    ouch, man
    maybe your workout isn't the priority at the moment

  9. #32384
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    I can still smell Poutine.
    Posts
    24,705
    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    ^Upstate NY?

    You should crosspost in the Shit that Amazes me thread about not dying in a drunken bar stabbing.
    Link?

  10. #32385
    Join Date
    Nov 2020
    Posts
    5
    I’m pretty close to deciding that it’s a fool’s errand to try to repair any plumbing - just start out knowing you have to replace everything, all of it.

  11. #32386
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    In the shadow of the wasatch
    Posts
    4,117
    I have lists of shit that annoys me but this one is "for a friend"

    /poliass alert\

    People who road rage with guns and the general gunnutiness of most Utahns/Trumptards. Yall are gone shoot your eye out or get pistol whipped with your own pistol again.

    HTFB approves this message and would like 2020 (the year of hindsight) to go fuckitself




    Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk
    Bunny Don't Surf

    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

  12. #32387
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    WTB
    Posts
    776
    After it snows, clean the car off, wipe ALL snow away from drivers side door, and yet.. a waft of snow still manages to drop into the driver's seat. Every time.

    Sent from my SM-G981U using Tapatalk

  13. #32388
    Join Date
    Jan 2017
    Location
    on the banks of Fish Creek
    Posts
    7,560
    Yep.... every god damn time.






    just another one of life’s daily fuck youse....

  14. #32389
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    truckee
    Posts
    23,273
    A lot of us around Tahoe would love to have some snow dropping on our driver's seats

  15. #32390
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Eastern Idaho
    Posts
    798
    Guy excavating to repair a water line leak yesterday and cuts the fiber in to our facility. Luckily, we are rural enough, call up the local TelCo, Daryl, Daryl and Daryl have the whole thing patched within 5 hours.
    The NDAA 899 law that congress passed that is making life miserable at work...
    The lack of snow...

  16. #32391
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    People's Republic of OB
    Posts
    4,438
    Talking to someone on the phone when there is a very audible echo on the line. Nothing more annoying than getting interrupted repeatedly by your own words.

  17. #32392
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Ogden
    Posts
    9,163
    Answering the phone saying hello and then the other party continues the end of whatever conversation they are having in person. Don't call me until you are ready to talk.

  18. #32393
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    6,404
    Quote Originally Posted by vt_ski View Post
    After it snows, clean the car off, wipe ALL snow away from drivers side door, and yet.. a waft of snow still manages to drop into the driver's seat. Every time.

    Sent from my SM-G981U using Tapatalk


    Open one of the other doors so there’s no vacuum.
    And delete your tapatalk line Jong.

  19. #32394
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Portland by way of Bozeman
    Posts
    4,279
    The Zoom web client, still. What a steaming pile of unsecured garbage. And it's a resource hog, bogging down my Mac whenever I need to use it. It fucking sucks.

  20. #32395
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    1,367
    Websites that have a pop-up the second you interact with the page. Shit drives me bananas.
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.

  21. #32396
    Join Date
    Oct 2014
    Location
    Ottawa
    Posts
    821
    My in-laws who want to video chat at dinner every single day
    Quote Originally Posted by jlboyell View Post
    Climate change deniers should be in the same boat as the flat earthers, ridiculed for stupidity.

  22. #32397
    Join Date
    May 2015
    Location
    inw
    Posts
    1,282
    Quote Originally Posted by Crock View Post
    Websites that have a pop-up the second you interact with the page. Shit drives me bananas.
    there's an app for that.

    check out uBlock Origin.

  23. #32398
    Join Date
    Dec 2016
    Location
    In a van... down by the river
    Posts
    13,784
    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyg82 View Post
    My in-laws who want to video chat at dinner every single day
    Whoa whoa whoa.

    FTS.


  24. #32399
    Join Date
    Dec 2016
    Location
    In a van... down by the river
    Posts
    13,784
    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat Sig View Post
    <snip> my Mac



  25. #32400
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Portland by way of Bozeman
    Posts
    4,279
    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post


    Windows fanbois annoy me

    For real; zoom is the only app or website that is a massive resource hog. And I use plenty. That's an indictment on their shitty and harried engineering.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •