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Thread: Shit that annoys you
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04-03-2013, 11:20 PM #251
Fat women.
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04-04-2013, 12:08 AM #252
People that after finding out that you have spent most of your life being a ski bum and say "Well there is nothing wrong with that", You know that they have been so finely programmed that they actually think that there is something wrong with that.
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04-04-2013, 12:34 AM #253
People who are ski bums who actually give a fuck what someone else says. Speaks a lot about their "experience".
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04-04-2013, 08:24 AM #254
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04-04-2013, 11:32 AM #255
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04-04-2013, 11:36 AM #256"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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04-04-2013, 11:38 AM #257
People who leave their piss all over the toilet seat.
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04-04-2013, 03:34 PM #258
Anyone who spits gum in the urinal.
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04-04-2013, 03:51 PM #259"...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
-Aldo Leopold
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04-04-2013, 04:28 PM #260
people who make this shit appear in my FB news feed
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-04-2013, 04:32 PM #261
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04-04-2013, 04:36 PM #262
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04-04-2013, 04:42 PM #263
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04-04-2013, 04:52 PM #264
runny scrambled eggs......... fucking non cooking wankers
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04-04-2013, 05:15 PM #265
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04-04-2013, 05:31 PM #266
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04-04-2013, 05:36 PM #267
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04-04-2013, 05:50 PM #268
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That dog's not fluffy.
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04-04-2013, 08:10 PM #269
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-People that walk out doors and stop in the middle of them.
-People that walk out doors into a sidewalk and stop right in the middle without paying attention to "traffic."
-The man (50+) at the bar tonight asking if my drink was a Cosmo and then looking dumbfounded when I told him it was a Manhattan. "is that drink in again? My parents used to drink that." - Fucking really? I have about 40 insults for this douchebag other than the color of the drink.
-Bartenders that make "strong" cocktails. Jack and coke... sure, be heavy on the Jack. Manhattan... I want it to taste like a Manhattan, shitheel.
/I appreciate the dirty ice side though.Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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04-04-2013, 08:38 PM #270
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"friends" on facebook that post shit like this...
"Our -Negative behavior ALWAYS turns on us,buttt Sooo does our +Positive behavior...Obviously, its better for us 2 have Peace & Joy "rebound" on us than Hurt & Violence....Then WHY don't We "consistently" ACT Peaceful & Joyous ??? Well it probably Takes an Idiot or a Saint 2 be "consistently' +Positive+ in this World of Cynicism-Cruelty & Corruption on a MAJOR SCALE....However We may strive 2 FREE ourselves of "Preoccupation" with Anythingggg "BEYOND our CONTROL" We All find ourselves reacting 2 certain events with Rage,Envy,Jealousy,FEAR or any other Painful,Destructive "emotions"...BUT Knowing We have A CHOICE can FREE us from Bondage 2 this PAIN...For we can choose to "Respond" ragefully or enviously--or we can choose to Feel the Feeling and then to "LET IT GO" sooooo that the-Negative- feeling & then 2 Let it Go soooooo that the Negative feeling Doesn't Control our behavior....Successful Living "involves" Learning 2 Control HOW we Behave;IF We HIDE or DENY our feelings,then friend their with u FOREVER..for my friend its ONLY by Experiencing them that we can Let them GOOO...As I sayyy GONE BABY GONE!!!!!! >3SB-KIDSTYLE/W2KBrought to you by Carl's Jr.
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04-05-2013, 12:24 AM #271
-that label on the bottle of dr. bronners soap irritates me every time I'm in the shower. I had to put it under the sink because it was ruining my mornings. I don't even know what exactly it is about the bottle that pisses me off. I think I'm just grumpy in the mornings before breakfast. and after.
-When I go to a Chinese food restaurant and some 300 year old lady is horking up phlegm while I'm trying to enjoy my congee.
- Most other people's children.
-people who text while walking and act like it's my fault when we collide.
- The open mouth chewing, bad breath, nose picking and nail biting manchild who sits beside me. Once he helped himself to my unsalted almonds and I could have punched him in the trachea. The greasy fuck just had his fingers in his nose. He also shows up to class without the proper supplies because he figures he can use mine instead, and surfs gaming and hardware blogs all day while talking about how easy all the shit we are learning is. And then fails the test. That guy is fucking annoying.
- The fact that every 5 foot Asian is at exactly the right height to poke my eyes out with the corner of their umbrella and it always rains and everyone is Asian.::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.
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04-05-2013, 01:31 AM #272...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
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04-06-2013, 12:38 AM #273
Yeah. But keep it going.
Posted signs. Top two are mine. Confiscated the others from my neighbors who posted our border.
Last edited by wooley12; 04-06-2013 at 06:09 PM.
A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
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04-06-2013, 12:56 PM #274
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^^^ DAMN THE MAN!!!
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04-06-2013, 03:25 PM #275
Fuckers at Costco who have to eat every sample in the store and block the aisles while doing so.
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