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    With a rusty screw driver
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    My mother flying to Dubai on Thursday annoys me.


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    These low sugar granola bars are a crumbly-ass mess

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    Watching The Mandalorian, I think I'm on episode 6, but until I am finished with the season I can't go into any thread to discuss it because I don't want to read spoilers.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
    These low sugar granola bars are a crumbly-ass mess
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    Quote Originally Posted by Self Jupiter View Post
    These low sugar granola bars are a crumbly-ass mess
    come on man. https://2betties.com

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    Trying to floss. your teeth after putting lotion on your hands.

    Perhaps better placed in the the Geezer annoyances sub-thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    He took a job in Troy, Ny.
    dont think he really needs anymore punishment

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    Sent a package via USPS, was at the post office the evening of the 6th (paid for shipping at the counter, so package handed directly to a person). Shipped it from Superior, CO (just outside of Boulder). Checked the tracking today, it made it to Denver this afternoon. Two fucking days to go 25 miles? And is not due in Oregon until the 13th. Annoying.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Trying to floss. your teeth after putting lotion on your hands.

    Perhaps better placed in the the Geezer annoyances sub-thread.
    Cut back on your drug use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Cut back on your drug use.
    Do you do drugs, Danny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
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    ^that still cracks me up. so true

    I also saw this the other day and made me lol
    "on a scale of 1 to Nature Valley granola bar, how much is your life falling apart?"
    skid luxury

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Cut back on your drug use.
    Aucontraire monfraire (or something like that-who speaks Swahili anyway?) Drug use goes up with age - it's mandatory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Aucontraire monfraire (or something like that-who speaks Swahili anyway?) Drug use goes up with age - it's mandatory.
    I proffer that it's more of a sine curve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Aucontraire monfraire (or something like that-who speaks Swahili anyway?) Drug use goes up with age - it's mandatory.
    Seriously, I see some old people staggering around these days, and it occurs to me that they are high as fuck on all sorts of painkillers and happy pills. Somebody is taking all of those drugs.

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    my sister also did her thesis on how STD rates are increasing at a very high rate with senior citizens
    I laughed so hard when she told me the subject, but apparently drug use and unprotected sex are prevalent with the OF's. I guess old fucks really fits
    skid luxury

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Do you do drugs, Danny?
    Every day.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Sent a package via USPS, was at the post office the evening of the 6th (paid for shipping at the counter, so package handed directly to a person). Shipped it from Superior, CO (just outside of Boulder). Checked the tracking today, it made it to Denver this afternoon. Two fucking days to go 25 miles? And is not due in Oregon until the 13th. Annoying.
    well this actually makes me feel better. waiting for a package shipped from CO to JH last week, was starting to get worried and a little pissed they didn't use UPS. I'll be a little more patient.

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    Communal sauce bottles people take to their tables.
    I go to an hibachi place for lunch, and half the time I need to ask someone who’s taken 1 of the 3 sriracha bottles to their table if I can use it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    my sister also did her thesis on how STD rates are increasing at a very high rate with senior citizens
    I laughed so hard when she told me the subject, but apparently drug use and unprotected sex are prevalent with the OF's. I guess old fucks really fits
    Viagra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    my sister also did her thesis on how STD rates are increasing at a very high rate with senior citizens
    I laughed so hard when she told me the subject, but apparently drug use and unprotected sex are prevalent with the OF's. I guess old fucks really fits
    Ever tried putting a condom on with a tremor? And if you do manage to get it on, with all the shaking, by the time you get it on . . . . (I think you can see where this is going.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Ever tried putting a condom on with a tremor? And if you do manage to get it on, with all the shaking, by the time you get it on . . . . (I think you can see where this is going.)
    I have an essential tremor. Before I got meds for it, I found it quite lazy and effective to just place a finger or two on the clit and let my neurology do the work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I have an essential tremor. Before I got meds for it, I found it quite lazy and effective to just place a finger or two on the clit and let my neurology do the work.
    That's gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Every day.
    Good. Then what's the problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Good. Then what's the problem?
    I don't know.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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