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  1. #29451
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    well bless your little heart
    Thanks, Gramps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Thanks, Gramps.
    You're welcome. (What were we talking about?)

  3. #29453
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    I hear they're big in Japan
    But hey, I'm big in Japan
    I'm big in Japan
    But hey, I'm big in Japan
    I'm big in Japan

  4. #29454
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    The eastern sea's so blue
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  5. #29455
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    What does Neil Young think about it all? Name:  F77BCE6D-189B-48BF-8E0A-2160CB45467B.jpeg
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  6. #29456
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    I've been struggling to get my mojo back this season. Boot problems, out of shape, and just not myself mentally. Was finally starting to feel good last week, now I'm laid up with a nasty cold. Ugh.

  7. #29457
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    Made the mistake of watching Netflix doc on female juvenile detention

    Holy fuck these are the most disgusting animals with zero chance of being anything but a complete piece of shit

    It's too bad we can't euthenize them cause that's the only solution to breaking the cycle
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

  8. #29458
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Made the mistake of watching Netflix doc on female juvenile detention

    Holy fuck these are the most disgusting animals with zero chance of being anything but a complete piece of shit

    It's too bad we can't euthenize them cause that's the only solution to breaking the cycle
    How did you escape?

  9. #29459
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    The toilet bowl in the bathroom my son uses is cracked. How the fuck do you crack a toilet bowl?!?!?! At least it’s not leaking *yet*.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

  10. #29460
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    Quote Originally Posted by spanky View Post
    The toilet bowl in the bathroom my son uses is cracked. How the fuck do you crack a toilet bowl?!?!?! At least it’s not leaking *yet*.
    How? Big dumps. That's how.

  11. #29461
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    Quote Originally Posted by spanky View Post
    The toilet bowl in the bathroom my son uses is cracked. How the fuck do you crack a toilet bowl?!?!?! At least it’s not leaking *yet*.
    how old is your son?

  12. #29462
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    how old is your son?
    golf clap

  13. #29463
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    How? Big dumps. That's how.
    Massive, resonant farts.

  14. #29464
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    Shit that annoys you

    I've had the flu since the 23rd. Finally started feeling better yesterday but still completely beat down...zero energy

    I couldn't go to Xmas dinner at my mom's and my wife made some comment about how I "probably didn't even have the flu" when I told her I shouldn't go. There was a 2 yr old there which made it a definite no for me. Somehow that made no sense to her

    I'm not going out for new years and she made the same comment, "You didn't even go to a doctor, so you don't know". I Googled flu symptoms and told her to read it. She refused to read it and and flipped out when I challenged her and told her it was insane to think I didn't have the flu. "The internet isn't a doctor" she says.

    I was so fucking sick with the flu I could barely walk without almost falling over from being so weak and dizzy. I shivered uncontrollably for days, lost 12 lbs from not eating...but yeah...Probably didn't have the flu since I didn't have an MD tell me

    What the fuck
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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  15. #29465
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    Well, at least you are over the flu.
    watch out for snakes

  16. #29466
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Well, at least you are over the flu.
    Bravo.

  17. #29467
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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Well, at least you are over the flu.
    I think he was faking the whole thing.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  18. #29468
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    Drama queens... Cracked toilet bowls and the flu?

    Try this on for size:
    Check engine light comes on, take it to the dealership reluctantly, they say "Don't worry, it is all covered by warranty", one week later "Oh, it isn't covered by warranty, it is gonna cost you twelve mother fucking grand!"

    Yeah, fuck you and your flu on a cracked toilet. Yes, long story, but I'm gonna lawyer up.

    Anyone know know any good automotive lawyers in CO?

  19. #29469
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    Pm Rontele

















    I couldn’t fucking resist
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

  20. #29470
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Pm Rontele

















    I couldn’t fucking resist
    Nor should you.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

  21. #29471
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    Nothing. Absolutely nothing. For this brief moment in time. Happy 2020 mofos! Glad to be on this crazy ride with all you foos.

    Sent from my Pixel 3 using TGR Forums mobile app

  22. #29472
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    How? Big dumps. That's how.
    Good one.

    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    how old is your son?
    Based on the golf clap from MTM, I’m not sure I get this.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

  23. #29473
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    Quote Originally Posted by spanky View Post
    Good one.


    Based on the golf clap from MTM, I’m not sure I get this.
    I don't think he does either, but forget about it.

  24. #29474
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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    Drama queens... Cracked toilet bowls and the flu?

    Try this on for size:
    Check engine light comes on, take it to the dealership reluctantly, they say "Don't worry, it is all covered by warranty", one week later "Oh, it isn't covered by warranty, it is gonna cost you twelve mother fucking grand!"

    Yeah, fuck you and your flu on a cracked toilet. Yes, long story, but I'm gonna lawyer up.

    Anyone know know any good automotive lawyers in CO?
    Alexa, buy sex lube.

  25. #29475
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    The DDG Browser app and various websites haven't been playing nice together lately. TRG especially. If I want to download pics, such as Splat's memes, I can no longer do that in DDG, it downloads a php file instead. I have to use Chrome. And I can only see Viva's NSFW pics if I switch to full desktop from mobile metro black and white. On any browser. First world problems? It's a fairly serious health issue because it raises my blood pressure, and it interferes with the quality of my throne time.

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