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  1. #27976
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    Thoughts on J Lo’s thespian abilities?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Thoughts on J Lo’s thespian abilities?
    Honestly, I walked out before it was over. But the blond, who is she>

    I call BS she did give it up in the mens room
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

  3. #27978
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    Keep your stick on the ice.
    watch out for snakes

  4. #27979
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    And if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

  5. #27980
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiddleOfNight View Post
    construction zones that aren't.
    cone patterns, fines doubled, low speed, traffic backups, lane closures .. but no workers around and nothing looks to be in progress.
    like they finished the job and went home, but never took down the zone.
    Or maybe there was no job - just a phantom zone.
    3 such zones on my drive today.
    mildly annoying.
    Quote Originally Posted by snowaddict91 View Post
    I did a 4500 mile trip, mostly in the midwest, the past few weeks. You have no idea how many miles of this shit I drove through.
    Plenty of those around Vermont as well.

    This is even more annoying, Pike Paving was top coating the road in the background on Monday. Finished up around 3-4 o'clock and split leaving these control signs behind. Wind has been blowing them over and folks keep stopping to re-right them.
    6:15 last night they were still there.


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    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

  6. #27981
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    Since school started my morning commute has a lot more traffic. It's annoying as fuck to be sitting at a green light, waiting before the light so as not to block the intersection and just as there's enough room to go through the light some dillhole turns right on red from the cross street. Shit annoys me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc View Post
    Since school started my morning commute has a lot more traffic. It's annoying as fuck to be sitting at a green light, waiting before the light so as not to block the intersection and just as there's enough room to go through the light some dillhole turns right on red from the cross street. Shit annoys me.
    you gotta be anticipatory with that shit, you gotta see 5 cars ahead and that they're moving so there will be space for your car in a few seconds, and take that space before the dillhole.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc View Post
    Since school started my morning commute has a lot more traffic. It's annoying as fuck to be sitting at a green light, waiting before the light so as not to block the intersection and just as there's enough room to go through the light some dillhole turns right on red from the cross street. Shit annoys me.
    Don't let that shit go unpunished. Honk the horn, roll down the window and flip the driver off while yelling "blow me cocksucker!"
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  9. #27984
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    Hearing someone yell “dilhole” and “blow me cocksucker” during the morning drop off in a school zone would have me howling.
    I still call it The Jake.

  10. #27985
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    you don’t hear kids yelling that at their parents at the drop off?
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  11. #27986
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    Not that I can recall.

    Then again the kids are only in pre-K and we’re generally more genteel and subtle with the insults down here.

    So there’s time.
    I still call it The Jake.

  12. #27987
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    It's the same as selling drugs or bringing firearms on school property. Just be cool about it and don't do it everyday otherwise you're bound to get into trouble.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  13. #27988
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    https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/09/25/eur...www.cnn.com%2F

    Can you dillholes get my address right next time?

  14. #27989
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc View Post
    It's annoying as fuck to be sitting at a green light, waiting before the light so as not to block the intersection and just as there's enough room to go through the light some dillhole turns right on red from the cross street. Shit annoys me.
    I've got a couple freeway onramps where this happens. The ramp backs up because there's a meter at the bottom. Cars turning left onto the on-ramp can't turn when they have the green arrow because shit heads coming from the opposite direction keep turning right onto the ramp so it is never not backed up. Even when a couple cars can finally make the turn there are still assholes trying to turn right and get in in front of them. Recently I've been seeing lots of people drive straight through the intersection and pull a u-turn up the street so they can join the party and turn right there as well.

  15. #27990
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    Dillholes.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Dillholes.
    I still call it The Jake.

  17. #27992
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    Hair.

    Mine. Cats. Horse.

    I am awash in hair. Ugh.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    I've learned to embrace my hirsute-ness.

    "Do you have pets?"

    "Nope, just hairy as fuck, thanks for asking."

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    You know what's really fun? When your wife and teenage daughter call you at work to involve you in the fight they are having.

    That's fun. Can't get enough of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beece View Post
    You know what's really fun? When your wife and teenage daughter call you at work to involve you in the fight they are having.

    That's fun. Can't get enough of that.
    Strategies for Fathers Dealing With Mother-Daughter Conflicts
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

  21. #27996
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    Damn you and your "logic" and "emotional maturity."

    That article is missing the "don't answer the phone" strategy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beece View Post
    That article is missing the "don't answer the phone" strategy.
    I am going to be a master at that one.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  23. #27998
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I am going to be a master at that one.
    Oh you just wait. 20.5 yo daughter here. It was certainly interesting at times.

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    you mean she's not going to stay a snuggly 8 year old?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    you mean she's not going to stay a snuggly 8 year old?
    Oh man. You’re at the very end of snuggles. Soak ‘em up while you still can.
    focus.

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