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Thread: Shit that annoys you
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09-24-2019, 11:24 PM #27976
Thoughts on J Lo’s thespian abilities?
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09-24-2019, 11:45 PM #27977?
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09-25-2019, 05:32 AM #27978
Keep your stick on the ice.
watch out for snakes
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09-25-2019, 05:59 AM #27979
And if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
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09-25-2019, 06:35 AM #27980
Plenty of those around Vermont as well.
This is even more annoying, Pike Paving was top coating the road in the background on Monday. Finished up around 3-4 o'clock and split leaving these control signs behind. Wind has been blowing them over and folks keep stopping to re-right them.
6:15 last night they were still there.
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09-25-2019, 09:42 AM #27981
Since school started my morning commute has a lot more traffic. It's annoying as fuck to be sitting at a green light, waiting before the light so as not to block the intersection and just as there's enough room to go through the light some dillhole turns right on red from the cross street. Shit annoys me.
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09-25-2019, 10:11 AM #27982"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-25-2019, 10:24 AM #27983
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09-25-2019, 10:51 AM #27984
Hearing someone yell “dilhole” and “blow me cocksucker” during the morning drop off in a school zone would have me howling.
I still call it The Jake.
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09-25-2019, 11:04 AM #27985
you don’t hear kids yelling that at their parents at the drop off?
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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09-25-2019, 11:20 AM #27986
Not that I can recall.
Then again the kids are only in pre-K and we’re generally more genteel and subtle with the insults down here.
So there’s time.I still call it The Jake.
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09-25-2019, 11:27 AM #27987
It's the same as selling drugs or bringing firearms on school property. Just be cool about it and don't do it everyday otherwise you're bound to get into trouble.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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09-25-2019, 11:52 AM #27988
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/09/25/eur...www.cnn.com%2F
Can you dillholes get my address right next time?
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09-25-2019, 12:11 PM #27989
I've got a couple freeway onramps where this happens. The ramp backs up because there's a meter at the bottom. Cars turning left onto the on-ramp can't turn when they have the green arrow because shit heads coming from the opposite direction keep turning right onto the ramp so it is never not backed up. Even when a couple cars can finally make the turn there are still assholes trying to turn right and get in in front of them. Recently I've been seeing lots of people drive straight through the intersection and pull a u-turn up the street so they can join the party and turn right there as well.
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09-25-2019, 12:13 PM #27990
Dillholes.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-25-2019, 01:29 PM #27991
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09-25-2019, 03:33 PM #27992
Hair.
Mine. Cats. Horse.
I am awash in hair. Ugh.“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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09-25-2019, 03:39 PM #27993Banned
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09-25-2019, 03:47 PM #27994
You know what's really fun? When your wife and teenage daughter call you at work to involve you in the fight they are having.
That's fun. Can't get enough of that.
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09-25-2019, 04:01 PM #27995“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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09-25-2019, 04:26 PM #27996
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09-25-2019, 04:36 PM #27997"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-25-2019, 04:40 PM #27998
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09-25-2019, 04:44 PM #27999
you mean she's not going to stay a snuggly 8 year old?
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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09-25-2019, 04:46 PM #28000I drink it up
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