Shit that annoys you

**MakersTeleMark** · 06-26-2019, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by XXX-er

edit: I have never seen a coaster on top of a drink glass at anytime anywhere ever

I've never been to a bar anywhere where this isn't standard protocol. Where have you folks been hiding?

**iceman** · 06-26-2019, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by XXX-er

The other week in the bar a local drug dealer asked me to keep and eye on his drink...

You know times are rough when the drug dealers are scared of the drugs.

So did you roofie him?

**old goat** · 06-27-2019, 09:09 AM

People who say cement when they're talking about concrete.

**jackstraw** · 06-27-2019, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by old goat

People who say cement when they're talking about concrete.

Really? I'm annoyed that that annoys you.

My electronic E-brake is activating randomly and I burned thru a set of rear brakes and toasted the rotors to boot. Fuck all this unnecessary electronic shit in cars.

**frorider** · 06-27-2019, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by The AD

There's already a sign for that: your glass is empty and you're gone.

Yeah WTF is going on here. Coaster on top is so obviously a sign that you’re not yet done with your beer that it works internationally. Including Canada IME.

**Buster Highmen** · 06-27-2019, 10:14 AM

Slugs. Yuck. It's been a moist June in the pnw which is great on the one hand, but the slugs have some sort of breeding festival.

Every morning I have to go out and kill like 50 of the fuckers. ugh.

**simple** · 06-27-2019, 10:15 AM

I love threads that expose people as the kooks who never leave their house....

**Buster Highmen** · 06-27-2019, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by simple

I love threads that expose people as the kooks who never leave their house....

Hey! I go shopping once in a while. I go outside and stuff.

**PNWbrit** · 06-27-2019, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Slugs. Yuck. It's been a moist June in the pnw which is great on the one hand, but the slugs have some sort of breeding festival.

Every morning I have to go out and kill like 50 of the fuckers. ugh.

Beer trap? Not sure where the coaster goes on those though.

**old goat** · 06-27-2019, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by jackstraw

Really? I'm annoyed that that annoys you.

Do I need to explain the difference to you? It's not too late for you to change your evil ways.

**jackstraw** · 06-27-2019, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Slugs. Yuck. It's been a moist June in the pnw which is great on the one hand, but the slugs have some sort of breeding festival.

Every morning I have to go out and kill like 50 of the fuckers. ugh.

This too annoys me. They're outside doing what they do. They're an important part of the ecosystem. You could just cover your entire piece of property with cement. Then when it rains and mixes with some rocks and shit you'll end up with a nice concrete jungle.

KQ · 06-27-2019, 03:11 PM

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**Buster Highmen** · 06-27-2019, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by jackstraw

This too annoys me. They're outside doing what they do. They're an important part of the ecosystem. You could just cover your entire piece of property with cement. Then when it rains and mixes with some rocks and shit you'll end up with a nice concrete jungle.

The cement (or concrete in honor of og) would be expensive: we live on 5.3 heavily wooded acres, which honestly is part of the problem, even though I love the woods and plant 5-10 sitka spruce every year. .

The woods are a slug nursery.

**MakersTeleMark** · 06-27-2019, 03:17 PM

That's fucking ridiculous. The avocados.

**Elkhound Odin** · 06-27-2019, 03:40 PM

What's that piece of red tape covering up? Special limited edition hand cared varietal?

**muted** · 06-27-2019, 03:51 PM

Hopefully the upper class will say 'enpugh is enough', rise up, and beat trump in 2020, as no one can stand for a trade war involving avacodos.

think of the guacamole, people.

**Buster Highmen** · 06-27-2019, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by muted

Hopefully the upper class will say 'enpugh is enough', rise up, and beat trump in 2020, as no one can stand for a trade war involving avacodos.

think of the guacamole, people.

It's the avocado toast that's at stake, son.

**Dantheman** · 06-27-2019, 04:04 PM

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the avocados, and we flooded the streets enraged.

**Mustonen** · 06-27-2019, 04:06 PM

Chipmunks.

Really, they don’t bother me. But they drive my dogs apeshit. And that annoys me.

I was taking the fuckers for a walk the other day, and they saw a chipmunk off to the side before I’d made it fully out the door. Both medium sized dogs instantly lost their goddamned minds and lunged with everything they had, bashing my head and shoulder into the door frame. Had some nice bruises for a few days, and I do not bruise easily.