Rory Bushfield Reality TV Star

[chatton18]

Saw that he's going to be on the craptastic ABC show the splash. Don't know why he was the "extreme" athlete they decided to bring on, but I'd imagine he wins. Hopefully katherine webbs swimsuit falls off at some point and photos are leaked.

[userA]

they're going to have kareem dunk the midget if i had my way.

[ddsnake]

I don't own a TV , but does anyone think Bushy will not win ? Good for him for getting out there and taking advantage of opportunities .I hope he will get over his devastating loss...

When it's over , I will look for highlights on youtube .

[Hott Butt Mud]

thanks for telling us you don't own a tv, douche.

[ddsnake]

Get back to your regular programming buttmud . I posted in support of Bushy .... enjoy yourself .

[Tippster]

On paper Bushfield SHOULD win - he's the only athlete used to doing flips and spins on the show -- shit, the other athletes are either old (Kareem) or Huge (Suh.)

Of course this means he will lose. I think Rudy will win it since she grew into being quite the tomato:

[Supermoon]

Heard Bushy was on this thing, so I watched the first episode today. He should definitely win is thing, but the judging seems pretty much rigged, and they are definitely scoring on a curve. That being said, I'm not complaining about the gratuitous Katherine Webb bikini shots.

[JONG SLAUGHTER]

YO, IS THIS THE LOSER THREAD WHERE ALL THE LOSERS CRITIQUE THOSE ATHLETES WHO HAVE DONE LIKE INFINITY MORE THAN THEM?

[Bronic]

Glad to see bushy doing something fun and enjoying himself. There is a interview posted on unofficial. Seems like he's having a good time

[Bronic]

http://unofficialnetworks.com/rory-b...g-show-119657/

[hikesalot]

Rory making it look easy! Just turned the channel & saw that he was up next... dude has a broken eardrum, hasn't been able to practice dive and nails a triple backflip! Pretty sweet.

[Supermoon]

We also learned tonight that Drake Bell is a whiny little bitch. He's mad that Bushy lands on his feet instead of going in head first, but he pretty much lands on his ass every time, so I don't know what he's complaining about.

[iscariot]

You guys do know that Bushy was basically an Olympic level diver before he quit the pool to go skiing...

[Supermoon]

Heh. No, but that's awesome.

[Arty50]

Rory making it look easy! Just turned the channel & saw that he was up next... dude has a broken eardrum, hasn't been able to practice dive IN TWO WEEKS and nails a triple backflip! Pretty sweet.

Just had to edit that a little. That was insane. He hadn't touched a pool in two weeks, threw a triple off the top platform, and landed vertically (if not a little compact)...all with a blown out eardrum. How in the hell you don't give him 10s at that point, I don't know.

[MMP]

I don't own a TV , but does anyone think Bushy will not win ? Good for him for getting out there and taking advantage of opportunities .I hope he will get over his devastating loss...

When it's over , I will look for highlights on youtube .

thanks for telling us you don't own a tv, douche.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/are...adline:default

Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television
NEWS • Television • People • Human Interest • ISSUE 36•04 • Feb 9, 2000
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CHAPEL HILL, NC–Area resident Jonathan Green does not own a television, a fact he repeatedly points out to friends, family, and coworkers–as well as to his mailman, neighborhood convenience-store clerks, and the man who cleans the hallways in his apartment building.


Jonathan Green, who tells as many people as possible that he is "fully weaned off the glass teat."

"I, personally, would rather spend my time doing something useful than watch television," Green told a random woman Monday at the Suds 'N' Duds Laundromat, noticing the establishment's wall-mounted TV. "I don't even own one."

According to Melinda Elkins, a coworker of Green's at The Frame Job, a Chapel Hill picture-frame shop, Green steers the conversation toward television whenever possible, just so he can mention not owning one.

"A few days ago, [store manager] Annette [Haig] was saying her new contacts were bothering her," Elkins said. "The second she said that, I knew Jonathan would pounce. He was like, 'I didn't know you had contacts, Annette. Are your eyes bad? That a shame. I'm really lucky to have almost perfect vision. I'm guessing it's because I don't watch TV. In fact, I don't even own one."

According to Elkins, "idiot box" is Green's favorite derogatory term for television.

"He uses that one a lot," she said. "But he's got other ones, too, like 'boob tube' and 'electronic babysitter.'"

Elkins said Green always makes sure to read the copies of Entertainment Weekly and People lying around the shop's break room, "just so he can point out all the stars and shows he's never heard of."

"Last week, in one of the magazines, there was a picture of Calista Flockhart," Elkins said, "and Jonathan announced, 'I have absolutely no idea who this woman is. Calista who? Am I supposed to have heard of her? I'm sorry, but I haven't.'"

Tony Gerela, who lives in the apartment directly below Green's and occasionally chats with the 37-year-old by the mailboxes, is well aware of his neighbor's disdain for television.

"About a week after I met him, we were talking, and I made some kind of Simpsons reference," Gerela said. "He asked me what I was talking about, and when I told him it was from a TV show, he just went off, saying how the last show he watched was some episode of Cheers, and even then, he could only watch for about two minutes before having to shut it off because it insulted his intelligence so terribly."

Added Gerela: "Once, I made the mistake of saying I saw something on the news, and he started in with, 'Saw the news? I don't know about you, but I read the news."

Green has lived without television since 1989, when his then-girlfriend moved out and took her set with her.

"When Claudia went, the TV went with her," Green said. "But instead of just going out and buying another one–which I certainly could have afforded, that wasn't the issue–I decided to stand up to the glass teat."

"I'm not an elitist," Green said. "It's just that I'd much rather sculpt or write in my journal or read Proust than sit there passively staring at some phosphorescent screen."

"If I need a fix of passive audio-visual stimulation, I'll go to catch a Bergman or Truffaut film down at the university," Green said. "I certainly wouldn't waste my time watching the so-called Learning Channel or, God forbid, any of the mind sewage the major networks pump out."

Continued Green: "People don't realize just how much time their TV-watching habit–or, shall I say, addiction–eats up. Four hours of television a day, over the course of a month, adds up to 120 hours. That's five entire days! Why not spend that time living your own life, instead of watching fictional people live theirs? I can't begin to tell you how happy I am not to own a television."

[BigDaddy]

^Oh teh ironiony...

Dude gets his 15 minutes, but doesn't own a TV to see it.

[waxman]

You guys do know that Bushy was basically an Olympic level diver before he quit the pool to go skiing...

proof? he grew up skiing moguls/acro/filming-cavorting with the mcmurrays...

[Alkasquawlik]

Bushy was/is far from a Olympic level diver. He just is one of the single most air aware people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing and loves jumping off bridges and going upside down multiple times. Bushy, McConkey and Mike Wilson. Those three can/could jump off anything and land on their feet every time.

[TeleHoar]

Congrats to Rory for winning the best and worst reality show of all time. His tribute to Sarah was touching. There is no way they will do this show again unless they do. WAY too many injuries....but I guess that won't stop them from doing it again.

Mad respect to Rory, best athletic performance of the year!!!

[userA]

the baywatch milf hit it hard.
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[Supermoon]

Congrats to Rory for winning the best and worst reality show of all time. His tribute to Sarah was touching.

Mad respect to Rory, best athletic performance of the year!!!

Haha. This is pretty much what I thought. Would never have turned it on if Bushfield wasn't on there, but I definitely got sucked in.

[iscariot]

Not shit. Didn't actually mean Olympic level diver...but exaggerating as he's better than most in the pool, and has been since before skiing.

[ddsnake]

I think Bushy won the whole thing .

[userA]

bushywayne has alot of spinnyflippy skills that's for sure.
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