Boston Dynamics = Skynet?

[Skidog]

You gotta admit that Google, Inc. is getting kinda creepy.

I still want to know what the fuck that barge is doing in SF bay.

Agree google is creepy. Their biz model is data collection...and we worry about the NSA powers?? Google collects way more data then they lead on...

Those barges are apparently floating datacenters. Still in "beta" lol

[HankScorpio]

I for one welcome our future robot overlords and can assist when rounding up human slaves.

[1080Rider]

Looks like robotics will surface somewhere between the Jetsons and Terminator.

You know what pisses me off? I was promised flying cars by the jetsons and 20-30 years later, I'm still driving on the fucking tore up streets!

[digitaldeath]

this means the singularity is around the corner.

those robots they make can be easily defeated, with sound strategem

[SB]

of course they cover Led Zep, vocals are kind of lacking



One minute we are rocking to a robot band at the local watering hole and the next you are cut in half by lazers and blown to smithreens by plasma explosions. Oh well.

[huckbucket]

I'll say it again. Someone should nuke the Boston Dynamics corporate headquarters as well as all of their intel because this shit is getting out of hand.




edit: I guess that means we have to nuke Google cause that's who owns these bastards. I'm alright with that but let me download all my pics first.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Why would anyone think this is a good idea?


Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

[summit]

I'll say it again. Someone should nuke the Boston Dynamics corporate headquarters as well as all of their intel because this shit is getting out of hand.




edit: I guess that means we have to nuke Google cause that's who owns these bastards. I'm alright with that but let me download all my pics first.

"The future is not set. Don't be evil." - Old Google
"It is in your nature to destroy yourselves. Judgment Day is inevitable." - New Google

[cspringsposer]

I'll say it again. Someone should nuke the Boston Dynamics corporate headquarters as well as all of their intel because this shit is getting out of hand.




edit: I guess that means we have to nuke Google cause that's who owns these bastards. I'm alright with that but let me download all my pics first.

I cant say that I am comfortable with parkour robots roaming the streets in the near future.

[seano732]

I cant say that I am comfortable with parkour robots roaming the streets in the near future.

Yeah but could they take on a chimpanzee?????

[BmillsSkier]

What happened to the kinder, softer, robot overlord?

[Vt-Freeheel]

Not the googles but Hyundai


https://spectrum.ieee.org/hyundai-buys-boston-dynamics

[huckbucket]

Not the googles but Hyundai


https://spectrum.ieee.org/hyundai-buys-boston-dynamics

I'm confused. Does this mean I don't have to back up my photos?

[dan_pdx]

A decade from now, as we cower under the lash of our robot overlords, we'll think to ourselves "we let them build their killer robot soldiers in plain sight!" And then we'll think "Fucking Republicans never wanted to regulate any corps / Fucking liberals couldn't get their minds off of identity politics for 30 seconds" depending on our political leanings, because even at that point, we'll be inextricably bound to our dumb two-party identities.

[Vt-Freeheel]

I'm confused. Does this mean I don't have to back up my photos?

No backup required, googz gots your back.

[Timberridge]

I get sentimental every time an old thread is resurrected containing a genuine iceman post.

[ötzi]

pfft, that guy was a moran

[AEvospace]

Wow, this shit is fucken Skynet

Do you guys think Stealurface could beat that robot up in a fight?

thinking about this, I'm now very afraid there's some huge underground madman warehouse where a million of these things are stored and ready to fight us all

[BmillsSkier]

I get sentimental every time an old thread is resurrected containing a genuine iceman post.

Be sure to check out my resurrected bootfitting thread.

[splat]

Not the googles but Hyundai


https://spectrum.ieee.org/hyundai-buys-boston-dynamics

Kim Jong Un has penetrated our defenses and landed in America!

I for one welcome our future robot overlords and can assist when rounding up human slaves.

^ Good to see some optimism in these end days.

[AEvospace]

We're going to be treated like we treated bears. Like how shithumans would tie down bears and have dogs (n other things) attack them. Large human slaves like myself and Stealurface are going to be fight slaves against the smaller bots until we are dead

[Vt-Freeheel]

Wow, this shit is fucken Skynet

Do you guys think Stealurface could beat that robot up in a fight?

thinking about this, I'm now very afraid there's some huge underground madman warehouse where a million of these things are stored and ready to fight us all

[Meathelmet]

01001001001011000010000001100110011011110111001000 10000001001111011011100110010100101100001000000101 01110110010101101100011000110110111101101101011001 01001000000100111101110101011100100010000001010010 01101111011000100110111101110100001000000100111101 11011001100101011100100110110001101111011100100110 010001110011

[JimmyCarter]

01001001001011000010000001100110011011110111001000 10000001001111011011100110010100101100001000000101 01110110010101101100011000110110111101101101011001 01001000000100111101110101011100100010000001010010 01101111011000100110111101110100001000000100111101 11011001100101011100100110110001101111011100100110 010001110011

01010111 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110010 01101001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 01100111 01100101 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01010110 01100001 01101100 01101000 01100001 01101100 01101100 01100001 00100001

[bagtagley]