Shot out to all you POSERS and fakers

[weasel1]

Hipster

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BC, you STALKING me bro?!

My dog's more psychotic than your dog.

;-)

[SKIORFORGETIT]

Before I go skiing, I dip my balls in Ben & Jerry's Everything but the...

Really brings up my core points.

People want to ski with me.

People want to be me.

Fuck those motherfuckers trying to learn how to ski. What a bunch of nerds.

I have a GoPro on each of my skis, on my helmet, on my right knee.

Spyder is too low brow for me.

I only wear Bogner.

[BC_ski_BC]

BC, you STALKING me bro?!

My dog's more psychotic than your dog.

;-)

Your dog is kinda nutty, but would probably just snuggle me to death, not a bad way to go.

Just passing the time till the snow falls....

[jonesy]

Watch out for Duct tape,bent poles and leather gloves.

[digitaldeath]

Technically. So far he's only taken a pictute of it.

Still pretty gnar though, could have dropped his phone in snow.

MAD LOL HAHHAHHAH

[digitaldeath]

I saw this great bumper sticker about people like you once... it said "I'll go back to Bridger when you go back to Minnesota".

So those lines you skied... you skied them without a beacon/probe/shovel? And you're a tourist from MN in unfamiliar terrain and (obviously) limited snowpack knowledge? Way to put other people at risk dude. You're a fucking idiot bro... an 8 out of 10 on the moron scale for sure.

TTT

typical montana faggot - how am i putting other people at risk? I accept the risks and go wherever the lift will take me---dont see a problem with that - ya im a ski tourist, im not some hick in montana- that much i know

[digitaldeath]

ive got a bent pole and i used to have duct taped gloves

my research is complete: skiers are cunts and most of you fucks are arctrcyx wearing backpakc posers!

[alpyalpy]

So my gloves are starting to wear out from use the rope tow too much...as someone from mn do you have any advice on how to remedy this situation?

[Ernest_Hemingway]

The world is full of organ-grinders who believe themselves to be troubadours.

Even a poser and a faker is entitled to their pleasures. I have at times been both, and at the same time. I have been these things while standing on a bridge over the Seine with a beautiful woman in my arms. We watched as the snow curtained down and we looked up the river over the bridges and past the gray bulk of the Louvre in the last of the winter light. Then we had dinner on Rue Bonaparte and went home to make good love. With our clothes off and the lights on, which is apparently not how love gets made anymore.

There is no snow more beautiful than the snow in Paris. Even a poser and a faker is entitled to see that. And many other things before the long night arrives.

[Bromontana]

The world is full of organ-grinders who believe themselves to be troubadours.

Even a poser and a faker is entitled to their pleasures. I have at times been both, and at the same time. I have been these things while standing on a bridge over the Seine with a beautiful woman in my arms. We watched as the snow curtained down and we looked up the river over the bridges and past the gray bulk of the Louvre in the last of the winter light. Then we had dinner on Rue Bonaparte and went home to make good love. With our clothes off and the lights on, which is apparently not how love gets made anymore.

There is no snow more beautiful than the snow in Paris. Even a poser and a faker is entitled to see that. And many other things before the long night arrives.

Ahh, the original expat ski bum! It's an honor and a privilege Mr. Hemingway.

[Soups]

Artycrex

arctrcyx

So close. Third times a charm?

[Skirotica]

core broke ass coresters like digital death ski with stud finders, duh. He can'st afford all that fancy shit cuz the man is keeping him and his peeps down. He uses branches for probes and his skis for a shovel.

The company I work for is looking for someone to run for coffee and random errands in St. Paul. Pay sucks but you just have to be subservient to the people who matter. Interested?

Damn, Rob! Like a swift kick in the teeth.

[gpcharles]

i have no time to read the thread, but the OP has stumbled upon but a minor corollary of a deep mathematical fact about humanity, the proof of which I'm still ironing out:

Everyone Sucks at Everything (including you [and me])

i call it Greg's Golden Rule (GGR for short).

[biff chalupa]

If that's true, then we all suck at sucking and therefore do not suck? Or is that just the ultimate suck? Sorry if the answer is obvious, I'm not wearing any arcteryx right now.

[digitaldeath]

lots of people all up on arctyrex's dick...pathetic

[PNWbrit]

I don't own a single piece of Arc'teryx.....

I believe that means I can bump my score up by 0.75?

[gpcharles]

If that's true, then we all suck at sucking and therefore do not suck? Or is that just the ultimate suck? Sorry if the answer is obvious, I'm not wearing any arcteryx right now.

your mom doesnt suck at it

[jonesy]

Seeing a pattern here. TGR,GGR,GPA,FKNA,JONG....

[keith-stone]

I don't think poor people take week long ski trips to the North West...dog.

[NoPostholio]

This is best thread ever. And I am sitting in a car with an arc ter yx jacket - prob about a 4 out of 10 subsequently

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[biff chalupa]

your mom doesnt suck at it

I have two dads.

edit: hahaha dammit. lunchtime comeback flop. GGR most definitely applies.

[Mathematics]

[ianjk]

So my gloves are starting to wear out from use the rope tow too much...as someone from mn do you have any advice on how to remedy this situation?

Hah! Gotta get some Kinco work gloves, or mitts if it is nearing 0F.

Also, our tow rope is faster than yours

[SKIORFORGETIT]

if i bought my only piece of arc'tyrex gear with money I got as a gift, does that help my cause?

BALLS DEEP!

[digitaldeath]

if you have TNF gear from the 1990's you can add .5 to your score

actrxyc gear will not allow you to exceed a 5/10 - too gay

I stand by my 8/10 - perhaps donning a hockey jersey would up me to a 9/10

chicago blackhawks gear.

i also am seeking a lakers beanie to up me to a 9.25

mike wilson remains at 15