I-70 is F@&KED

**Grandyoso** · 02-15-2013, 02:10 PM

Going to pick up an in law in Idaho springs and 70 is fucked both sides. Weaving around people with shitty tires at mm 211 know stopped at the tunnel.. Stay at the bar...

**jrbd** · 02-15-2013, 02:12 PM

But that means it's snowing, right? Way to take one for the team.

**concretejungle** · 02-15-2013, 02:13 PM

Schadenfreude. I have it.

**adimmen** · 02-15-2013, 02:44 PM

and in other news the sun rose in the east again this morning

**smmokan** · 02-15-2013, 02:46 PM

Hopefully it clears up by 6:30 tomorrow morning so I can shred the gnar at Loveland.

**DasBlunt** · 02-15-2013, 02:46 PM

IT WAS DEEP AND BOTTOMLESS THIS morning at Loveland........I got up and down early....i had no traffic and multiple face shots.

**Canada1** · 02-15-2013, 02:50 PM

I-70 made me move to Utah.. Thank you god for I-70!

**simple** · 02-15-2013, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by smmokan

Hopefully it clears up by 6:30 tomorrow morning so I can shred the gnar at Loveland.

The gnar has been shredded already. Stay home and save yourself the stress and trouble.

BTW traffic is at least moving so it isn't that bad....yet

**smmokan** · 02-15-2013, 03:09 PM

Too late, I've already made the decision to subject myself to the horrors. It's go time.

**rideit** · 02-15-2013, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

IT WAS DEEP AND BOTTOMLESS THIS morning at Loveland........I got up and down early....i had no traffic and multiple face shots.

Das Blunt gets face shots.

heh.

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**Grandyoso** · 02-15-2013, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by adimmen

and in other news the sun rose in the east again this morning

True... After a brew and burrito going back into the snow and traffic at Bakersville.

**bobbuilds** · 02-15-2013, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Grandyoso

Weaving around people with shitty tires at mm 211

BUT, did you see there sweet new set ups on the roof, I swear I saw Bent chetlers with orange FKS in the ditch.

fuckin' retards out there...

**hatchgreenchile** · 02-15-2013, 07:26 PM

Not even dicking around with I70 over Presidents. A good weekend for RMNP

**Ireallyliketoski2** · 02-16-2013, 03:56 PM

at least with this snow there will be water for the golf courses this summer!

**keith-stone** · 02-16-2013, 08:34 PM

Funny...I-70 is a breeze on the weekdays. Never go west of Golden on a sat/ sun.

**karpiel** · 02-16-2013, 10:07 PM

Just wait for the construction to really begin. This year will be a shit show of epic proportions.

**Kraemer** · 02-16-2013, 10:47 PM

You think I-70 is bad?-- You've never driven I-80 SFO-Tahoe. That will give you new perspective on nightmare. I friggen moved to Oregon.

**rideit** · 02-16-2013, 11:03 PM

Where is that weak ColoRADo alias?
He is needed.

**jrbd** · 02-17-2013, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by keith-stone

Funny...I-70 is a breeze on the weekdays. Never go west of Golden on a sat/ sun.

It was a breeze yesterday, too. Roughly 15 minutes extra driving from the tunnel to Denver starting just after 4 pm. Apparently two bad snow seasons in a row have broken the spirit of the less-committed Colorado skiers.

**The SnowShow** · 02-17-2013, 09:54 AM

Yeah, I drove up to Vail yesterday and only took 15 extra minutes...wasn't bad at all

**The SnowShow** · 02-17-2013, 05:16 PM

http://www.9news.com/rss/story.aspx?...yssey=obinsite

Gee, what a surprise...3 semis involved. They need to close I-70 to trucks during peak hours on the weekend imo

**Hott Butt Mud** · 02-17-2013, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

Where is that weak ColoRADo alias?
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**karpiel** · 02-17-2013, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by The SnowShow

http://www.9news.com/rss/story.aspx?...yssey=obinsite

Gee, what a surprise...3 semis involved. They need to close I-70 to trucks during peak hours on the weekend imo

Yea, lets close the interstate highway to people using it for commerce, so the recreational traffic doesn't suffer when some dumb ass wrecks and a couple semi trucks can't stop in time to avoid the pileup.

You could talk about the need for Jesus to abort gay fetuses because the Nazi liberals are trying to elect Chris Dorner as the new Pope, and you would sound more logical.

**Brocore** · 02-17-2013, 06:20 PM

A true BroCore would just move to SuCo...

Or Boulder.

Carry on

**Garth Bimble** · 02-17-2013, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by karpiel

Yea, lets close the interstate highway to people using it for commerce, so the recreational traffic doesn't suffer when some dumb ass wrecks and a couple semi trucks can't stop in time to avoid the pileup.

You could talk about the need for Jesus to abort gay fetuses because the Nazi liberals are trying to elect Chris Dorner as the new Pope, and you would sound more logical.

Last time I checked, all that "recreational traffic" was creating a significant amount of "commerce" in Colorado.