I LOVE SKIING, Let's have sex with mountains !!!

**HotTate** · 02-14-2013, 06:27 PM

Sierra Quitquit made this super deep video about how much she loves mountains... so profound...

So, I made my own video professing my love for mountains as well !! (cue the music)

**schwerty** · 02-14-2013, 07:20 PM

Yours wins.

**f2f** · 02-14-2013, 08:29 PM

Quitquit latine dictum sit altum videtur.

**Lone_Summit** · 02-14-2013, 08:47 PM

You win the internet for today. You should put that side by side with her entry on unofficial.

**neck beard** · 02-14-2013, 09:03 PM

Perhaps a little unfair, but all I heard and saw from her was: "Dear Mountains, I love that you allow me to create a sexy commercial image of myself, to pursue self promotion and to have sponsors. Look at me everyone. I also like skiing".

The Sock wins.

**shirk** · 02-14-2013, 09:05 PM

No mention of taking it to her backside???

Do another less pg version.

**TahoeJ** · 02-14-2013, 09:11 PM

That was better than I expected, the sock definitely wins. Agreed that many good innuendos were left on the table, however.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 02-14-2013, 09:13 PM

The sock is actually the real Hot Tate.

**the Cock** · 02-14-2013, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by neck beard

Perhaps a little unfair, but all I heard and saw from her was: "Dear Mountains, I love that you allow me to create a sexy commercial image of myself, to pursue self promotion and to have sponsors. Look at me everyone. I also like skiing".

The Sock wins.

I haven't watched either video yet but yes, this.

**Anospa** · 02-14-2013, 09:19 PM

Haha, that was great!! Award this man one internets!

**Like a Boss** · 02-14-2013, 10:06 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about Heartcarving.

I am disappoint.

**jrbd** · 02-14-2013, 10:45 PM

**HotTate** · 02-14-2013, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

That was better than I expected, the sock definitely wins. Agreed that many good innuendos were left on the table, however.

True, i keep coming up with new ones. Like... How no one wants seconds or to land in someone else's bomb hole.

**HotTate** · 02-14-2013, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by jrbd

Wow! It's now me and Sierra up against Shatter! That's a hell of a three way.

**bestskieratsnowbird** · 02-14-2013, 11:29 PM

vented about that stupid fucking video multiple times today. yours kicks ass.

**grinch** · 02-15-2013, 12:04 AM

props for another use for that crusty sock of yours

**MTT** · 02-15-2013, 12:42 AM

Thanks HotTate

I have been entertained

**klar** · 02-15-2013, 01:12 AM

oh wow. is she serious with that video?

does the sock have a significant other? maybe they can do a video like this one?

thanks HotTate

**subtle plague** · 02-15-2013, 04:18 AM

go sock puppet.

concerning the original video: So this is what being an eco soul bro bra mind set makes people say and do? Amazing.

**neck beard** · 02-15-2013, 04:56 AM

It has to be a piss-take? Does she really think mountains care about her?

That is the one perfect thing about mountains (and the ocean): they couldn't give a damn about us. They offer the most honest mirrors you can look into. What you experience in them is your pure self - eventually revealing all your flaws and dishonest motivations. No bullshit, no emotions, no judgment, no prejudice, no love.

**klar** · 02-15-2013, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by neck beard

That is the one perfect thing about mountains (and the ocean): they couldn't give a damn about us. They offer the most honest mirrors you can look into. What you experience in them is your pure self - eventually revealing all your flaws and dishonest motivations. No bullshit, no emotions, no judgment, no prejudice, no love.

I believe that is what she is trying to express at 0:16.

**neck beard** · 02-15-2013, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by klar

I believe that is what she is trying to express at 0:16.

The mirror!

(I love you Klar

)

**philth** · 02-15-2013, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by neck beard

Perhaps a little unfair, but all I heard and saw from her was: "Dear Mountains, I love that you allow me to create a sexy commercial image of myself, to pursue self promotion and to have sponsors. Look at me everyone. I also like skiing".

The Sock wins.

Truth to that...Do some people actually listen to themselves sometimes? Delusional

**MJbumper1121** · 02-15-2013, 08:13 AM

Sock wins. I didn't feel the passion from Sierra quite like I did from the sock. I wonder if sierra loves the skyscapers in new york city that feature her modeling billboards as well? I look forward to the upcoming movie.