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  1. 02-08-2013, 11:43 AM #1
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    Useless skills

    I'm really good at finding lizards, I guess I practiced a lot as a kid. Whattaya got?
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    I can't throw a snowball to hit something stationary like a stop sign, or tree, but when the target is my girlfriend who is walking across the street or getting into her car my ability to hit her with a snowball right in the back of the head is uncanny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    I can ruin a thread with one post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdironRider View Post
    wiggling ones ears.
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    I can waste more time than anyone else I know on the interwebz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I can sing the Canadian National Anthem in French.
    Damn that's talented... Most of us Canadians just mumble that part.

    And I can get to class perfectly before the bell rings so I can maximize my sleep.
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    That's skill at $4 /gallon.
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    Every time? I call bs. That thing's flying at $4/gal like guroo said.
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