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  1. #1
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    Car Porn.......beauty meets speed (SFW)

    Look.....this is CAR porn. You want women, go to the 'tits and ass" thread.

    Post up that car you fantasize about.

    money is no object, only beauty and speed....because it's fantasy, silly


    I'll start:

    Aston Martin One 77

    750 horses of handcrafted, aluminum skinned beauty.








    A prototype??? WOW!! Dig those 917-like fender swoops!
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    "The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi



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    "Squirrels are rats with good PR."

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    I think this has already been done.








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    This kind of gave me a hard on from the first time I saw it in pictures. Would LOVE to have one, hanging out in the back garage.

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    The wife's not gonna be happy when she sees a few dollars missing from the savings and a note on the door that reads, "Gone to AK for the week. Remember to walk the dog."
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    Damn it. You never get a powder day you didn't ski back. The one time you blow off a day, or a season, it will be the one time it is the miracle of all history. The indescribable flow, the irreplaceable nowness, the transcendental dance; blink and you miss it.
    Some people blink their whole lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover View Post
    um...yeah

    holy fucking shitballs

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    I still call it The Jake.

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    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

    Kaz is my co-pilot

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    Can't believe how much that new AM looks like that stupid Fisker.

    WTF?

    Othewise, this thread makes my pants feel tight.

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    maserati tipo 61 birdcage

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    Wiesmann Roadster MF3 (BMW V8 motor)


  10. #10
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    My dad had this car:

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    I wish I had it. but he sold it to buy a family car when I was born...stupid kids!
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    No thanks. I'll stick with porn. - Benny

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    My dad had this car:

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    I wish I had it. but he sold it to buy a family car when I was born...stupid kids!
    Did you ever get to drive it? My old boss had a 3000 just like that. Loved to drive that thing even though the pedals were made for someone with size 4 shoe. I would sometimes hit the break while clutching they were so small and close together. But god I loved that car.
    Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    Did you ever get to drive it?
    Nope...never even got to ride in it. He still has pictures of it...same blue/white as in the photos. Funny thing is: my mom is the one who reminisces about driving it...I think my mom loved that car more than my dad...size 4 indeed.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    No thanks. I'll stick with porn. - Benny

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    Miura FTW. Most beautiful car ever.

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    From the Eagle E-Type crew, Low Drag GT...



    Life is simple. Go Explore.

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    penis cars

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    I just changed my desktop background to this last week... Lambo Aventador... There is something about the lines that scream badass yet sexy....

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    -deej
    I'm against picketing... but I don't know how to show it...

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    Keep the Lambo. I want a new 911 Carrera S:



    Best car out there imo.

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    Ya think? I dunno.



    Want one anyways.

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    That's the last one (a previous one at least). They changed the body for 2012.

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    *cough*

    I knew that of course.

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    There was a gaggle of Porsches in town last week.






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    I wouldn't not accept any of these vehicles.
    Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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    While I do like the E-Types, If I was going to buy something it would be a nicely done rat rod.


    And maybe something fun....


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    And maybe this for when it snows....



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    I'm thinking one of these belongs in my garage ...
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    top gear's new season started yesterday. go watch a bentley run a rally course instead of masturbating to "prototypes".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFTDgOn_yB0&t=60

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHAczDh_O2I

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