Car Porn.......beauty meets speed (SFW)

**BmillsSkier** · 05-03-2021, 10:26 AM

You can't unsee a Mercury Capri.

**gravitylover** · 05-03-2021, 10:39 AM

Lol

**Art Shirk** · 05-03-2021, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Sounds like an opportunity to sell the young family something bigger to accommodate their needs. Got any Bentaygas on the lot?

On the topic, are you seeing as many wrapped Uruses in Nashvegas as we are down here?

No shit, I passed fucking 3 of them today. 3. Each wrapped a different shade of tacky. One was even kind of a matte black suede finish, which did a wonderful job of catching all the yellow pine pollen in the air. Looked like it was bought at the bottom of a lake.

I can’t think of a more expensive way to show the world you’re an idiot.

I was at the Urus launch part at the Ritz in Rome. This comment right here would have had that group prematurely rolling in their graves.

Georgia, Tennessee and Missouri are the undisputed donk wagon capitols of the world.

**huckbucket** · 05-03-2021, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by Art Shirk

I was at the Urus launch part at the Ritz in Rome.

Oh shit bro! You were there too? Those fucking ravioli! mirite?

**Art Shirk** · 05-03-2021, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by huckbucket

Oh shit bro! You were there too? Those fucking ravioli! mirite?

Now I know you weren't there - they served costco meatballs on little toothpicks

**huckbucket** · 05-03-2021, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Art Shirk

Now I know you weren't there - they served costco meatballs on little toothpicks

You might be confusing it with the Fiat Panda launch party around the same time.

**BmillsSkier** · 05-03-2021, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Art Shirk

I was at the Urus launch part at the Ritz in Rome. This comment right here would have had that group prematurely rolling in their graves.

Georgia, Tennessee and Missouri are the undisputed donk wagon capitols of the world.

Oh I’m sure.

I’m not sure how they thought this would go though. Let’s make a gaudy as hell SUV, make it obscenely priced, and make more of them than any other model we’ve ever made.

It took all of one hip hop video for the things to be completely embraced by the upper crust of the donk community. Now, you’re a nobody if you don’t have one that’s been even more ridiculously decked out.

**Bobby Stainless** · 05-04-2021, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Oh I’m sure.

I’m not sure how they thought this would go though. Let’s make a gaudy as hell SUV, make it obscenely priced, and make more of them than any other model we’ve ever made.

It took all of one hip hop video for the things to be completely embraced by the upper crust of the donk community. Now, you’re a nobody if you don’t have one that’s been even more ridiculously decked out.

I've sold 4 of them. Im not a fan. Looks like an Aztec. I would much rather have a RSQ8 and a better warranty.

**CascadeLuke** · 05-04-2021, 07:20 AM

A guy in my office leases one. It’s slick and overpriced. Was pretty neat when he went on bragbook and gloated how he makes mortgage sized monthly payments.. yah man

**BmillsSkier** · 05-04-2021, 09:36 AM

Bragging about a lease payment the size of a mortgage payment?

That's one weird flex.

**CascadeLuke** · 05-04-2021, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Bragging about a lease payment the size of a mortgage payment?

That's one weird flex.

It was. He works hard.. and been on a pretty good run. S6 > RS7 in nardo > R8 in chalk or close > Q8 (blip) > Urus

**dunfree** · 05-04-2021, 03:29 PM

Realtor, right? Isn’t that deductible?

**Bobby Stainless** · 05-05-2021, 06:06 AM

He needs to upgrade. I know a good 3rd party leasing company. He wont feel a thing.

**BmillsSkier** · 05-05-2021, 06:37 AM

They've been playing older versions of Top Gear America (the one with Tanner Faust) on Motor Trend lately and I stumbled upon the one where they were racing supercars to NYC (just like the better one with Hamster, May and the Gorilla), and that Aventador looked absolutely unlivable.