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Thread: Car Porn.......beauty meets speed (SFW)

  1. 01-27-2013, 08:52 PM #1
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    Car Porn.......beauty meets speed (SFW)

    Look.....this is CAR porn. You want women, go to the 'tits and ass" thread.

    Post up that car you fantasize about.

    money is no object, only beauty and speed....because it's fantasy, silly


    I'll start:

    Aston Martin One 77

    750 horses of handcrafted, aluminum skinned beauty.








    A prototype??? WOW!! Dig those 917-like fender swoops!
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    I think this has already been done.







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    This kind of gave me a hard on from the first time I saw it in pictures. Would LOVE to have one, hanging out in the back garage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover View Post
    um...yeah

    holy fucking shitballs
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    Can't believe how much that new AM looks like that stupid Fisker.

    WTF?

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    My dad had this car:

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    I wish I had it. but he sold it to buy a family car when I was born...stupid kids!
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

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  11. 01-28-2013, 10:44 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    My dad had this car:

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    I wish I had it. but he sold it to buy a family car when I was born...stupid kids!
    Did you ever get to drive it? My old boss had a 3000 just like that. Loved to drive that thing even though the pedals were made for someone with size 4 shoe. I would sometimes hit the break while clutching they were so small and close together. But god I loved that car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    Did you ever get to drive it?
    Nope...never even got to ride in it. He still has pictures of it...same blue/white as in the photos. Funny thing is: my mom is the one who reminisces about driving it...I think my mom loved that car more than my dad...size 4 indeed.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

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    I just changed my desktop background to this last week... Lambo Aventador... There is something about the lines that scream badass yet sexy....

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    Keep the Lambo. I want a new 911 Carrera S:



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    Ya think? I dunno.



    Want one anyways.
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    That's the last one (a previous one at least). They changed the body for 2012.
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    *cough*

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    I wouldn't not accept any of these vehicles.
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    While I do like the E-Types, If I was going to buy something it would be a nicely done rat rod.


    And maybe something fun....


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    And maybe this for when it snows....



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    I'm thinking one of these belongs in my garage ...
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