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04-01-2005, 04:04 PM #51
High; pockets of Extreme
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I thought theft of smoove
would bring harsh criticism.
Guess I'm not alone.It's idomatic, beatch.
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04-01-2005, 04:20 PM #52
Caul Fat Dealer
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no, its just that it
cannot be stolen simply
smoove requires skill"It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
- A. Solzhenitsyn
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04-01-2005, 07:20 PM #53
High; pockets of Extreme
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Later that evening...
At home by myself
Watching the Cavs play B-ball
L. B. speaks the truth.It's idomatic, beatch.
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04-01-2005, 10:08 PM #54
Registered User
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If I could get laid
I would rather ski instead
oh yeah, chicks hate me"Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"
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04-01-2005, 10:48 PM #55
Registered Hoser
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Free comedy show
Every wednesday at noon.
UBC is rad
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04-02-2005, 02:53 PM #56
sus
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Six day work week makes
Saturday become Friday
Where is my weekend?I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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04-02-2005, 11:54 PM #57
Stir fry you in my wok
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Go Heels Go Go Go
Sean May wants to eat Snickers
Raymond will take Dee
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04-04-2005, 05:59 PM #58
Registered User
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MAN WALKS IN FOREST
SNOWFALL SHADOWS RISING SUN
SKIS SING MOUNTAIN SONGS
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04-06-2005, 06:52 AM #59
Que demande le peuple?
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at last snow falls here
but work will send me to sun
five pow days gone ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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04-06-2005, 07:11 AM #60
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Fucking Heels, They Suck
Originally Posted by roll - gybe
I hate them so much right now
Much money I lostI'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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04-06-2005, 07:12 AM #61
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Illinios screwed me
You don't know how bad it feels
to lose by one pointI'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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09-16-2005, 03:33 PM #62
TPS Zen Master
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*&#^$!!
wonderful haiku
how do i love thee? let me
count the syllables
cold air from the hills
bringing winter closer still
the flakes will fall soonto all my friends, it's not the end
the earth has not swallowed me yet
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09-16-2005, 04:02 PM #63
Da TGR Hui
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This South swell is gay
Fucking no-show bitch whore
I am fucking pissed
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09-16-2005, 04:03 PM #64
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From Kyle to Cartman on South Park:
Ass full of pork fat
Jiggles like a jello mold
Mouth is flapping too
I bet you don't win
They don't let big fat asses
Perform on TV.
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09-17-2005, 01:25 AM #65
Outraged from Tooting
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Home alone am I,
as Roo races at the ring,
talking to my cat.
Friday night TV’s
OK, but chat is better.
Internet friends rule.
I know non ski friends
think I’m a wee bit nerdy
when the board crops up
in conversation.
Ref, can I split a sentence
between two verses?Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
"This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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09-17-2005, 01:38 AM #66
Outraged from Tooting
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You? A charmless man? Originally Posted by Cornholio
That's not my experience.
Pursue your own smoove.
Though his smoove is cool,
Rusty sounds like a cheesy
take on Barry White
Sorry, Rusty, but
too much talk makes me wonder
if you're up to it.
Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
"This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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09-17-2005, 02:30 AM #67
OG
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fall is here yeah, yup
cold in the morning; oh brrr
winter clothes are here
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09-17-2005, 08:33 AM #68
Que demande le peuple?
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take off winter clothes
blanket tent makes good shelter
damn where is that boy?I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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09-17-2005, 09:44 AM #69
Smoove Artist
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A can not believe
Mrs. Roo called me cheesy
very harsh indeed
I know not meanness
Only luv for da smooveness
I will forgive you
You type in chatrooms
and are talking to your cat
Maybe you need Smoove?
When Roo returns home
Ride dat pony until dawn
Leave da cat alone
All you other ladies
smitten' with da tru smooveness
Have faith in da luv
Powder turns all day
Backside smoovin' all da night
Ladies, let us freak."Girl, let us freak."
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10-07-2005, 02:13 PM #70
Southbound Pachyderm
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Tomorrow ducks fly
Tomorrow steel shot will fly
First sober opener
Foggy need come here
to the land of hashbrown mounds
to see real duck hunt"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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10-07-2005, 04:36 PM #71
no turn unstoned
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Almost out of here
packed bowl, singletrack awaits
autumn riding rules
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10-07-2005, 04:53 PM #72
thisisyourbrainonSONAR
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horse ride through the hills
I hope that we don´t all die
g-f is coming too!!!!!Putting the "core" in corporate, one turn at a time.
Metalmücil 2010 - 2013 "Go Home" album is now a free download
The Bonin Petrels
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10-07-2005, 06:46 PM #73
I drink your milkshake
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one thought in three lines
these are not fucking verses
you're missing the point
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10-07-2005, 06:54 PM #74
I drink your milkshake
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meaningless paper
studying sucks out my soul
singletrack beckons
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10-07-2005, 08:31 PM #75
Skiing = FUN
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The heat's not on yet
Enjoying the cool breeze that
Makes my nipples hard
Damn dumbass laptop
Screen moves arbitrarily!
Can't focus on porn
College is so great.
I bathe ev'ry other day.
And it's accepted...
Tonight's a symbol
the last night of partying
Before ski season!
My favorite poem;
Haikus are not at all hard
Unlike my penis
No, I'm just kidding
Just counting the seconds
Until I get drunk
In AKPM's
honor, I'll post about it
TR to follow...
Edit as P.S.:
I spend way too much time here
Drink/read more; post lessLast edited by Max Gosey; 10-07-2005 at 08:33 PM.
Days on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
"Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.
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