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    185 Praxis Pows for cheap!!! Horde the 185cm while you still have the chance!!!!

    Should be a quick sale as they don't make the 185cm anymore and there are a ton of guys that love that length.

    185 Praxis Pows, sunset topsheets, minor chipping on the edges and a few scrapes on the bases but no core shots and no major wear. Upon further inspection it appears there was a chip repair at one of the tails, but I didn't even notice it at first and it is purely cosmetic.

    2 mounts, both FKS I believe and both plugged, one at ~300 an another at around ~325ish maybe? A set of inserts and those holes can easily be reused. Bought from mag Crank54 and they've been just collecting dust since then, which is a damn crime. Somebody put these f'ers on snow already!


    Looking to get $250+ shipping for these, which is a screaming deal. I'd post pics of the bases but you can't see shit as they are caked with about a pound of storage wax. Let me know if you want them anyways. Thanks for looking and happy pow surfage!

    Edit to add: whoever gets the skis will recieve an autographed copy of talbash's mom's feature film in which she gets gangbanged by the entire Budweiser draft horse team at no extra charge. A must-see. Ebert and Roper gave it two fists up talbash's mom's gaping cavern of an ass.


    Last edited by DoWork; 01-23-2013 at 05:25 PM.
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    Bump for the mags just getting home!
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

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    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    Quote Originally Posted by talbash View Post
    What are you on?

    This was already one page one...no need for the bump. Supposedly this was going to be a quick sale anyway.
    A lot of guys like this length? Most guys want longer when it comes to r/r, which led Keith to make them in longer lengths. 185 is SHORT for this ski.
    $250 + ship is a screaming deal? How's that? They're mounted twice already and Keith has done $400 brand new more than once (which is probably what these were originally bought for), including in the last month on the new and improved version.


    Hahahahaha holy shit somebody's on the rag!

    Normally I'd just ignore this and move on, but since you put forth such a great effort to be the biggest douchebag possible to me I'll gladly return the favor you sniveling, whiny little piece of shit.

    First of all, It was two fucking slots from the bottom when I checked it before I left my desk. So yeah I fucking bumped it. You can feel free to suck my jizz out of your mom's curtains if you don't like it you little fucking crybaby bitch.

    Second of all, yes. Lots of people like the 185 you stupid dick-shitting assclown. I know several personally. Go fuck yourself with a cactus if you think people only want the skis you think it's ok to ski.

    Third, I am assuming this is your first foray into any sale ever, as it is pretty customary to make reasonable offers based on the original asking price. Did I say I was firm on that you fucking gaping twat? No I didn't. You just wanted to be a sniveling cocksucker instead of making an offer. Go fuck yourself.

    Fourth, the mounts don't really mean shit if you are planning on using FKSs again. Every gear whore worth their ass knows you could just slap some inserts in there and be ready to roll, but I guess we can exclude you from that group since your bloody vag is gushing too much for you to stop flapping yout fucking facial labia long enough to realize that's why I listed them. Again, suck a cock you fucking pathetic loser.

    Fifth, what are those boards going for right now you stupid prick? $600. Not $400 you fucking retard. I don't give a shit what they were going for two months ago, so shut the fuck up about what the cheapest you ever saw them go for was, I do not give a flying, flaming fuck. $250 was a starting point, just like your mom has double anal listed for $25, but we all know she'll do it for $10.

    lastly, maybe you should be less of a total fucking asshole for no reason. I put up a sale, if you don't like the price, make a fucking offer. If not, fuck off and cannonball into a fucking wood chipper for all I care.

    Now... If anybody wants to make an offer, please do so. Don't just be a fucking dick-shitting cunty asshole because you think it's cool to do that on the internet you stupid 12 post piece of shit JONG loser.

    Thank you and good evening- to all except this fotch fanagling pissant whiny little fuck talbitch over here, that is.
    Last edited by DoWork; 01-23-2013 at 05:39 PM.
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

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    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
    Hahahahaha holy shit somebody's on the rag!

    Normally I'd just ignore this and move on, but since you put forth such a great effort to be the biggest douchebag possible to me I'll gladly return the favor you sniveling, whiny little piece of shit.

    First of all, It was two fucking slots from the bottom when I checked it before I left my desk. So yeah I fucking bumped it. You can feel free to suck my jizz out of your mom's curtains if you don't like it you little fucking crybaby bitch.

    Second of all, yes. Lots of people like the 185 you stupid dick-shitting assclown. I know several personally. Go fuck yourself with a cactus if you think people only want the skis you think it's ok to ski.

    Third, I am assuming this is your first foray into any sale ever, as it is pretty customary to make reasonable offers based on the original asking price. Did I say I was firm on that you fucking gaping twat? No I didn't. You just wanted to be a sniveling cocksucker instead of making an offer. Go fuck yourself.

    Fourth, the mounts don't really mean shit if you are planning on using FKSs again. Every gear whore worth their ass knows you could just slap some inserts in there and be ready to roll, but I guess we can exclude you from that group since your bloody vag is gushing too much for you to stop flapping yout fucking facial labia long enough to realize that's why I listed them. Again, suck a cock you fucking pathetic loser.

    Fifth, what are those boards going for right now you stupid prick? $600. Not $400 you fucking retard. I don't give a shit what they were going for two months ago, so shut the fuck up about what the cheapest you ever saw them go for was, I do not give a flying, flaming fuck. $250 was a starting point, just like your mom has double anal listed for $25, but we all know she'll do it for $10.

    lastly, maybe you should be less of a total fucking asshole for no reason. I put up a sale, if you don't like the price, make a fucking offer. If not, fuck off and cannonball into a fucking wood chipper for all I care.

    Now... If anybody wants to make an offer, please do so. Don't just be a fucking dick-shitting cunty asshole because you think it's cool to do that on the internet you stupid 12 post piece of shit JONG loser.

    Thank you and good evening- to all except this fotch fanagling pissant whiny little fuck talbitch over here, that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by talbash View Post
    Wow, that was impressive. About the type of response I was expecting. Lots of name calling and big, bad words. Vast vocabulary you have. Thanks for the humor over here - you got about 20 of us laughing.

    Calling me a JONG is funny, since everything about your thread is JONGtastic.

    It does matter what Keith has sold them for in the past, especially if this pair originally sold for $400 new. And I was wrong before, during his latest sale on these (which he does about once per season, so it is relevant), with a readily available 20% off coupon code, you could get them for $320. And for those of us who shared the 20% codes, we now have 30% off waiting for use. So, $250 is a good starting point? Riiiight.

    Are you doing buying and installing the inserts for free? If not, then the two mounts do matter, because it makes your already terrible pricing even worse.

    I win. I got through that without resorting to weak name calling or showing a total lack of vocabulary.

    Good night to you.

    Wow. Maybe you missed the part where YOU CAN'T BUY THIS LENGTH NEW ANYMORE and they are several seasons old and were thus not $400 either you fucking retard. No matter what you assume you can buy them for new is null and void if they're not offered anymore dipshit.

    You're so obsessed with what you think is right you looked right past your own logic using... Your own logic. It's hilarious actually.

    Thanks for the bumps though. Cheers!
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    Wow, I'm not sure I've ever seen a callout built into a gearswap listing before.. entertaining.

    I dont know who this talibash character is but it seems like most of his posts are price policing.. did I miss the birth of an alias somewhere? Blurred??


    'Cheap!!!' and a 'Screaming Deal' may be overstatements DW, but frankly who gives a fuck.. this thread brings teh funnehs!
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    All hail the self appointed chief of the price police, guardian of gear swap! Talbash is here, and he means business! Hahaha . . . Good luck with the sale DW.
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    The best was the double anal ad for $25 but she'll do it for $10. Fucking classic.

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    Between the avatar and vocabulary, the entertainment value per word written in DoWork's posts has got to be one of the highest ratios around.

    He's this funny in person, too. Bump/Good luck with the sale, dude.
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    Lol, waiting for the next episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayPowHound View Post
    'Cheap!!!' and a 'Screaming Deal' may be overstatements DW, but frankly who gives a fuck.. this thread brings teh funnehs!

    Well if course they are, that was supposed to get you to click the thread, then wheel and deal from there if you wanted them. Tbh I had no idea they had been going for $400 new at times, if I had I would have started at ~$200. I'd obviously let them go cheaper but I never miss an opportunity to shit on some random asshole JONG alias and you guys know that haha

    Quite frankly I'm glad I over listed it so we could listen to this idiot pull his hair out over $75, which would have been an offer I'd probably have entertained anyways. Some people just want to be "that guy" and it seems to be this alias' aim from the get go.

    I got a kick out of his anal retentiveness anyways. Not everyday you find someone so worked up over something they don't even want.
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

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    I bid one millllllion dollars....I will dominate the Praxis 185 market!!!!! Bwaaahahahahahahaha
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    Wish I had thought to cum on the curtains.....takes a salt malt to a heightened level. Awesome. I have the same ones I will let go for 400 plus curtains shipped.

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    Wow...this DoWork guy sounds pretty unstable...I would not buy skis from him. Weirdo.

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    DoWork must watch a lot of porn or his mom was in the industry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
    Wow. Maybe you missed the part where YOU CAN'T BUY THIS LENGTH NEW ANYMORE and they are several seasons old and were thus not $400 either you fucking retard. No matter what you assume you can buy them for new is null and void if they're not offered anymore dipshit.

    You're so obsessed with what you think is right you looked right past your own logic using... Your own logic. It's hilarious actually.

    Thanks for the bumps though. Cheers!
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