Japanese Engrish at it's best

[satori]

Since it involves skiing I thought I would post this here.

I haven't stopped laughing at this since I first read it.

[whyturn]

Our japanese customer will sometimes close emails with best retards...

[userA]

bump the danger sine

[stuckathuntermtn]

Not...the ban of ran!

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[Slaag Master]

prolly dem otter doods bin lisnin 2 dat speech talk of mawrycans n dem otter visitas dat sprekin no time stick longwage. dem no hook on fonix sinse chillins. gooby doody dawa inni itty sheeba way!!!!!!!!!!!! yallcombaknawyhear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slaag Master]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXs3BIS_9GY

engrish 101!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bottleman]

A Classic!

[sock_monkey]

Impressive.

"It is dangar size" sounds like a Roppongi lament

[garyfromterrace]

The ban of Ran

Back in the 1200's Ran was an Emperor in the southern provinces. It was his edict that suggested that beginner skiers should be segregated from the masses, and should not venture into more serious and/or out of bounds terrain (subjecting themselves to potential death or at very least rescue). The "ban of Ran" further decreed that beginners (or ジャークオフ、初心者のあくびをする人) who transgressed the boundary ropes be banished to ジャークオフ、初心者のあくびをする人 - デイスタン where they would become either slave girls or eunuchs.

[Tectonically_Neglected]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXs3BIS_9GY

engrish 101!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The big tatooed guy needs a dentist.
The little dude shouldnt have gotten neutered.
Holy shit that sucks.

[userA]

The ban of Ran

Back in the 1200's Ran was an Emperor in the southern provinces. It was his edict that suggested that beginner skiers should be segregated from the masses, and should not venture into more serious and/or out of bounds terrain (subjecting themselves to potential death or at very least rescue). The "ban of Ran" further decreed that beginners (or ジャークオフ、初心者のあくびをする人) who transgressed the boundary ropes be banished to ジャークオフ、初心者のあくびをする人 - デイスタン where they would become either slave girls or eunuchs.

so your saying i should chase the young poacher girlz? i already got a big eunick.
bF

[Slaag Master]

do you shave your unick!!??

[capulin overdrive]

On a more serious note.


How's Japan doing this year for snow?

[stuckathuntermtn]

the Ran Dynasty reserved their most serious punishment for sideslippers.
Praise the upturned toe!

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[satori]

On a more serious note.


How's Japan doing this year for snow?

Looking at previous years' reports snowfall is fine. But, I'll let the more knowledgeable mags respond as I have only ridden 15 days while many of them easily get 15 in Dec alone

[satori]

Ban the Ran sounds like the perfect avatar name. I still can't stop laughing at that sign!!

[neck beard]

On a more serious note.


How's Japan doing this year for snow?

Depends a lot on where you are. Niseko of course has heaps. Central Japan has plenty, though recently lacking in an established winter pattern that brings loads and loads as it usually does in early January. This has been great for backcountry skiers at least in my valley as we still ski some type of powder every day they want it without the trail breaking hassle on a daily basis. But overall it has been intermittent for lift skiers.

Ban the Ran.