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Thread: Shiffrin
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03-31-2024, 09:18 PM #2651
This theory fails basic arithmetic
Let’s review
612Pa = 0.09pounds/sq inch (is the magic force 611.66 Pa or 611.73? Both are referenced)
Shiffrin weighs what, 140lb with clothes, helmet, body armor, skis and boots?
Which means she needs to spread that 140lbs over 1556 sq in to achieve this magic force of 611.73Pa
A woman’s FIS WC slalom ski is 156cm and what, 80mm wide on average?
So the footprint under a ski is 156*8/6.45sqcm per sqin = 193sq in
Or 386sq in for both skis.
So just standing immobile on flat ground with equal weight on both skis she generates a downward force on the snow of 140/386=0.36psi - IOW 4x the magic number
Weighting one ski more than the other in a turn will further increase the force
So will centrifugal forces of a turn.
Further, the friction of a ski on edge moving across the snow will cause a thin layer of snow to melt. Further messing up the theory…
This reminds me of the handbook that explains the phenomenon of the Oregon Vortex - it requires use of a constant equal to the square root of the time it takes sunlight to reach earth
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03-31-2024, 09:34 PM #2652
You don't have to prove that the person is an idiot. It's Sunday, take a break.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
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04-01-2024, 12:17 AM #2653powdork.com - new and improved, with 20% more dork.
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04-01-2024, 07:48 AM #2654
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04-01-2024, 12:54 PM #2655
This just in... Shriffrin caught using illegal waxes! Unfortunately, I can't find today's article to link here.
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04-01-2024, 02:46 PM #2656
Good one.
Time spent skiing cannot be deducted from one's life.
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04-01-2024, 02:58 PM #2657
Wax on, whacks off.
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04-01-2024, 03:03 PM #2658
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04-01-2024, 04:35 PM #2659
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04-01-2024, 05:04 PM #2660
Like everyone else - she's such a pleasure to watch. It's going to be fun to see her when she walks away and has time for the joy of snow in its more sublime forms.
So little/no energy wasted from the skiI am not in your hurry
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04-01-2024, 05:09 PM #2661
You are correct sir. I have it on good authority (two friends that ski Redster S9s) that the Redster topsheet pigment excites water molecules near the ski, causing them to move away from the edge, thereby decreasing friction and increasing speed.
This may be why her skis sound different.
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04-04-2024, 05:28 PM #2662
Engaged
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04-05-2024, 06:19 AM #2663
Damn - thought I still had a shot with her…
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04-09-2024, 07:52 PM #2664
I just read that Shiffrin is preggers. Can anyone confirm or shed light on this? After all, I read it in an Italian media outlet on the gram
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04-09-2024, 08:54 PM #2665
I actually can't picture her having sex. But, strange things happen.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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04-10-2024, 09:59 AM #2666
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04-11-2024, 08:02 AM #2667
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04-11-2024, 09:17 AM #2668Registered User
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Even Goddesses have/enjoy sex; probably a lot more than us mere mortals.
Warning: combustion may occur.
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04-11-2024, 06:25 PM #2669Registered User
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