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12-19-2012, 04:26 PM #1
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Ski Poles under Right or Left Buttcheek on Chairlift?
Lets cut the crap and get to the important issues.
What sayeth the collective?
I'm a left cheeker all the way. Tried the right cheek the other day and it just felt wrong....tricks deserve applause, style deserves respect
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12-19-2012, 04:36 PM #2
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Definitely left for me. I'd imagine it's probably just the opposite of whatever your dominant hand is, though.
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12-19-2012, 04:50 PM #3
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I'm an ambi-cheeker, but usually right, gloves left.
Originally Posted by TomCrac
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12-19-2012, 04:58 PM #4
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Thats what I figured but I have a friend who goes right so he can sit on the outside of the chair to chat with the cute lifties.
Was curious if there were any ambi-cheekers out there
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12-19-2012, 05:05 PM #5
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gotta go with the angle of the dangle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-19-2012, 05:07 PM #6
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Always left... I think because I'm right handed. So do south paws prefer the right cheek?
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12-19-2012, 05:17 PM #7
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Real question is how many of you put the poles between your butt crack and go straight up middle?
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12-19-2012, 06:49 PM #8
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Depends. Usually left, but if there is a footrest, that dictates.
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12-19-2012, 06:55 PM #9
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I stick them under my thigh, much more comfortable.
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12-19-2012, 07:19 PM #10
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^^^This but it's always the left thigh for me. Up the middle? Jesus H. Christ...
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12-19-2012, 07:48 PM #11
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Tech Talk, Jong
ya know, beer is far more than just the world's most perfect breakfast food.
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12-19-2012, 07:50 PM #12jgb@etree Guest
Left cheek always. Left thigh holds down my gloves.
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12-19-2012, 07:51 PM #13
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Depends on which way the wind blows, or more importantly which way I want to direct the wind.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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12-19-2012, 07:53 PM #14
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alternate, gotta keep it fair
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12-19-2012, 08:39 PM #15
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Is straight out an option? I find the thickness of my poles fits perfectly in the crease of my ass. That said it really depends on which side of the chair you're on, if theres a bar being used, and how the other folks on you're chair role...
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12-19-2012, 08:52 PM #16
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where do you go that there are cute lifties? Originally Posted by rip
around here, they're all named Hector.
and you gotta go to the left thigh.
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12-19-2012, 08:57 PM #17
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Depends on which pocket my box is in, safty first.
If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.
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12-19-2012, 08:59 PM #18
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Under left thigh. Bam.
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12-19-2012, 09:36 PM #19
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Am I the first righty here? No wonder I've crossed swords with people on my left so much....
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12-19-2012, 09:42 PM #20
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Undercheeks wtf ! Poles have straps that fit nicely over the wrists. I go for the dangle myself.
It ain't skiing till your a$$ is puckered
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12-19-2012, 10:25 PM #21
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JONG!!!!! Originally Posted by marmot mb
I let the lift dictate if it has a footrest. Pros don't have to readjust their poles when the gaper puts the bar down... Might have to try that two up the middle thing though, I hear the prostate is where its at.
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12-20-2012, 12:27 AM #22
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Yes, this lefty goes from the left under the right leg, cheek. Originally Posted by TahoeJ
so who puts the poles under the ass as the board the lift? Thats how I roll. I notice some wait till they are on the chair and off the ground?Own your fail. ~Jer~
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12-20-2012, 01:03 AM #23
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I stick mine under one of MakersT's cheeks. He doesn't seem to mind which side I give it to him. As long as I do.
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12-20-2012, 01:35 AM #24
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You're absolutely right. It's been far too long. Originally Posted by deepsquat
Sweet 500th post BTW, hope you are doing well.
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12-20-2012, 02:15 AM #25
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Left thigh with right hand. Put em under as I sit down, but pull out before I unload.
Don't be the jong that doesn't pull them out before unload and gets racked in the nuts while simultaneously breaking your poles and stopping the lift.
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