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  1. #1
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    Skiing in Colorado...

    "must be like surfing in a wave pool on a cruise ship. yeah you're doing it,but only kinda...but the lodging is nice and there's all kinds of shopping."











    (From a friend's FB post)

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    Dumbest analogy ever, considering the terrain we have, and the snow we expect ( for a high altitude desert).

    try north carolina for proper insults.
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

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    Silverton is totally a wave pool

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    He's right ... only decent skiing in the mountain west is outside CO. Stay away.

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    someone sounds a liiiittle bitter....

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    Don't beat yourself up OP, at least you tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    "must be like surfing in a wave pool on a cruise ship. yeah you're doing it,but only kinda...but the lodging is nice and there's all kinds of shopping."











    (From a friend's FB post)
    your friend just has the hurtz while we get the POW

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    Haha, I guess you don't know where we live!

    Lighten up, Coloradans, at least you have strip malls, too.

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    Colorado snow is as dry and deep as your sandy vagina

    Behold my fluffy goodness, you bastard.

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    He's just looking for an argument, he made a similar post about Big Sky cause his mountain Bridger Bowl is soooo wonderful.

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    Hehehe, silly Greenies.

    Bridger Bowl? I think you are mistaken.

    "Whenever someone would even MENTION Colorado or Utah, we would be like, 'Shut up, dude, this is Jackson"
    -Howie Henderson
    Skiing, whether you're in Wisconsin or the Alps, is a dumbass hick country sport that takes place in the middle of winter on a mountain at the end of a dirt road.
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    Jackson so core.

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    Colorado does suck, and it's full. STAY AWAY!

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    Who the fuck cares? Stop trolling and go back to making clocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smmokan View Post
    Who the fuck cares? Stop trolling and go back to making clocks.
    I care. Why don't you go back to asking for vacation advice and talking about how you're too cool to ski right now because the mountain biking in the Front Range is so good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    Jackson so core.

    More core then you are... *Walter Sobchak*
    Skiing, whether you're in Wisconsin or the Alps, is a dumbass hick country sport that takes place in the middle of winter on a mountain at the end of a dirt road.
    -Glen Plake

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    Holy guacamole. You guys are thensthitive.
    I actually fucking love Colorady, I just thought it was funny.
    It's probably a ripoff from a Tosh 1.0 bit, anyway, kinda like a Polish joke.
    Yeesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigSkyfan View Post
    He's just looking for an argument, he made a similar post about Big Sky cause his mountain Bridger Bowl is soooo wonderful.
    Errr...Hunh?

    PP, I am more 'Howie Mandell' than 'Howie Henderson'!

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    Yep, Colorado sucks. Stay away. Terrible place to call your winter recreation home.

    SLC is much better. Better breweries, cheap seasons passes and the Mormons are super friendly!

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    "Skiing in Utah is like..." thread coming in 3....2...1...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    "Skiing in Utah is like..."
    ...dating a Mormon chick: you run the risk of perennial blue-balls, but you keep coming back 'cause of those stories you heard about der poopenhausen not spoiling their "virginity."

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    Skiing in Utah is like your own church.

    On Sunday, the Mormons are in the church worshiping Heavenly Father and you're on the mountain worshiping Ullr!

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    Hell yeah, can we get an AMEN?

    When I lived in Telluride, I used to joke with tourists that 'The only thing closed on Sunday...we're the churches'...

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    Meh, you're just jealous because the San Juans make the Titons look like bunny hills!

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    Yeah, but you can see Texas from the top of Mosca Pass!

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