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11-30-2012, 08:58 AM #1
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My latest pro call out
Saw Adam Craig last night, gave him the ol' #procallout.
"Dude, I don't know why you're pro, I'm so much faster than you"
He laughed and said "Nice, that's like 100 points, right?"
Of course, he probably thought I said "I'm so much fatter than you."
Which is true.Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
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12-04-2012, 12:46 PM #2
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snap!
... and fatter just means faster on the down, right?In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
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12-04-2012, 12:59 PM #3
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Hold on, gotta finish this pizza.....
Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
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12-04-2012, 02:33 PM #4
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bahaha! I basically just did the same thing to Adam this weekend! Except I was actually on the race course with him.
Originally Posted by Tap
We were racing SSCXWC (Singlespeed Cyclocross World Championships), and we got paired up together in the semi-final heat of qualifying. (also in our heat was current SSCX National Champion Aaron Bradford and 10 other riders).
At the gun, Craig had a problem clipping into his pedal and I somehow got the holeshot over both him and Bradford. Then I led for half a lap and when Craig finally caught back up and tried to pass, I yelled "You call yourself a pro?? You can't even clip into your pedal!". He then laughed and locked up his brakes in a puddle and splashed mud all over me. Then Bradford got in front of us on a stair run up and held his bike out to the side blocking Craig which allowed me to get back in front. Then in the next corner, when Craig tried to pass me I yell "Rubbin's racin!" and threw my elbow and shoulder into him and we we locked up leaning into each other with our bars all intertwined laughing our asses off for about 10 - 15 yards. In the end he and Bradford rode away and I ended up 3rd behind them. Super fucking fun!Waste your time, read my crap, at:
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12-04-2012, 02:48 PM #5
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^^^ that sounds like fun!
TELL YOUR BOOBS TO QUIT STARING AT MY EYES!!!1!
Here, I'll help you out:
RENO SUPERMOTO Originally Posted by Nobody Famous
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12-04-2012, 05:25 PM #6
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Jesus. Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
You guys kiss and get it over with or what?Besides the comet that killed the dinosaurs nothing has destroyed a species faster than entitled white people.-ajp
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12-04-2012, 05:31 PM #7
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We did. Originally Posted by kidwoo
Bradford was wearing a GoPro that the organizer gave him for the lap so hopefully there is an entertaining POV of it out there..Waste your time, read my crap, at:
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12-04-2012, 07:44 PM #8
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i whole heartily approve of these call outs.
Ty, solid work on the race....props.More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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12-04-2012, 08:45 PM #9
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Ain't nothin radder than fit dudes in spandex flirting with each other. Can't wait! Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
Besides the comet that killed the dinosaurs nothing has destroyed a species faster than entitled white people.-ajp
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12-04-2012, 08:57 PM #10
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
This you?
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12-05-2012, 03:08 PM #11
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I'm not sure what is funnier about that vid...the crash, or the hyena like laughter by the cameraman Originally Posted by huckbucket
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12-06-2012, 06:08 PM #12
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That is simple and clear: the hyena like laughter by the cameraman Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
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12-06-2012, 09:39 PM #13
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That video was MUCH more entertaining than I expected...
My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
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12-10-2012, 12:36 PM #14
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for just an idea of what a badass Adam Craig is, check out this step-up he built this weekend at one of the run-ups at the USGP Cyclocross races....and he placed 3rd both days....
Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
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12-10-2012, 12:41 PM #15
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Three little kids in back wearing short pants and he's head to toe? Sweet helmet. Can't imagine popping that on a cross bike. Did anybody else try?
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12-10-2012, 01:21 PM #16
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nice photos Tap!
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12-10-2012, 01:33 PM #17
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adam c. is a core skier after all.
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12-10-2012, 03:46 PM #18
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He is, and gets after it in a big way Originally Posted by marshalolson
Yeah, a few guys were given'r,including this dude with the rare CX moto whip
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12-10-2012, 03:51 PM #19
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On a Celeste Rock Lobster? Wicked.
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12-10-2012, 04:34 PM #20
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That's Aaron Bradford from Santa Cruz, CA. It was he and Craig that I was lined up with in that qualifier heat at SSCXWC last weekend that I was talking about above. He's the current SSCX National Champion, a former Super D National Champion, and destroys MTB Enduro races. He races for Rock Lobster for CX, and Santa Cruz for MTB. Originally Posted by Tap
He is, and gets after it in a big way
Yeah, a few guys were given'r,including this dude with the rare CX moto whip
http://www.aaronbradford.com/Last edited by Tyrone Shoelaces; 12-10-2012 at 04:47 PM.
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