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Thread: The JOY's of parenthood....
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11-28-2012, 01:11 PM #26
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11-28-2012, 03:44 PM #27
Yes, they smell worse and are far grosser but unless they're sick the possibility of a blowout is significantly reduced. I'd much rather deal with any type of shit as long as it is within the confines of the diaper than shit all over clothing, car seat, me, etc.
And knock on wood, ours is going on 2 and has only shit in the tub once."They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
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11-28-2012, 04:30 PM #28trenchman
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bestest thing i have heard in awhile from my 9yr. old boy,
can we go skiing.
i said no just like nancy reagan.
bf
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11-28-2012, 05:57 PM #29
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11-29-2012, 09:45 AM #30
2.5 yr old at a coffe shop drive thru, "excuse me sir, my mom REALLY needs a coffee!"
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11-29-2012, 11:02 AM #31
Too many to even remember. My 5 y/o is full of win every day.
A week ago the new neighbors came over to get ideas for their house. They are fully renovating the house they just bought, a couple doors down. My daughter acts all shy at first, like she normally does. I tell them it will wear off quickly. 2 min. later, I am showing them the kids' bathroom, and she drops trow and hops on the toilet right in front of them. She isn't shy for long.
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11-29-2012, 11:10 AM #32Registered User
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While feeding my Son who was just over two.
J: I want juice!
Me: What is the magic word? (Attempting to get him to say "Please".)
J: You go in kitchen!
They can be a riot, but holy hell is two ever a lot more work than one.
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11-29-2012, 01:57 PM #33
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11-29-2012, 02:03 PM #34yelgatgab
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11-29-2012, 02:14 PM #35
I am still waiting for it to end. She is 5. 3 was worse than 2, but that level of insanity has lasted over 2 years now.
Time for phase 3- sweet and nice, quickly followed by teenage angst and parental hatred, not so quickly followed by the college/post college love and adoration phase, then followed by the payback stage. That is where my folks are right now, laughing at me and my sisters. It all goes so fast.
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11-29-2012, 05:21 PM #36
Caught raiding the nivea....
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11-29-2012, 05:59 PM #37
but nicely moisturized!
That will be my kid for sure. She's done similar things already (she's 22 months)."fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-29-2012, 06:12 PM #38If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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