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    McAfee founder being sought for murder in Belize...


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    Guy sounds like a weird fuck. Something aint right here.

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    strange story, movie material to say the least. Someone killed all his dogs which was sad to read.

    I put 20 paypal down that this is a Maggot.
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

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    I bet you anything, that if he goes before the courts his trial will last 30 days.
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    But it will be a free trial.

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    Too much khat on the brain.
    He should be on trial for bogging down millions of computers with his crappy software.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boltonoutlaw View Post
    He should be on trial for bogging down millions of computers with his crappy software.

    QFT

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    watch out for snakes

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    Dude looks pretty healthy in that picture. Probably hasn't had a virus in years. I was expecting him to be a lot more bloated.

    Wonder if they'll quarantine him, or remove him permanently.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    That guy has been a crazy phuck for years. He was apparently broke, blowing 100+ million, within a few years of selling his company.

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    He blew all his money in the RE crash. Well, not all. Nice place he has there right on the beach in Belize.

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    This guy is crazier than a shithouse rat.

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    JOHN: IF YOU'RE READING THIS, THERE IS A BOAT WAITING FOR YOU ON LAUGHING BIRD CAYE TO TAKE YOU TO PANAMA. TWEET YOUR ETA TO #LAUGHINGBIRDCAYE.

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    This is the drug he craves, MDPV, and these are the side effects, surprised?


    MDPV acts as a stimulant and has been reported to produce effects similar to those of methamphetamine, cocaine, methylphenidate, and amphetamines. The acute effects may include:[12]
    [edit]Physiological/psychological effects
    tachycardia (rapid heartbeat)
    hypertension (high blood pressure)
    vasoconstriction (narrowing of the blood vessels)
    insomnia (inability to sleep)
    nausea, stomach cramps, and digestive problems
    bruxism (grinding teeth)
    increased body temperature, chills, sweating
    pupil dilation
    headache
    kidney pain
    tinnitus
    dizziness
    overstimulation
    breathing difficulty
    agitation/hypertonia
    severe paranoia
    confusion
    psychotic delusions
    extreme anxiety/agitation, sometimes progressing to violent behavior
    suicidal thoughts/actions
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

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    Man, I need to move to Belize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flatlander#2 View Post
    Man, I need to move to Belize.
    I'd wait 'til that nutter leaves unless you want to end up like his neighbor.


    AVG free edition for me. It's only let one virus in 5 years through and doesn't significantly slow my computer when it's running. Good enough for me.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

    "I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls

    The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.

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    Is it pronounce MicAfee or MacAfee? No wonder the guy is fucked up.
    Last edited by milton; 11-15-2012 at 09:15 PM.

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    He'd look pretty good in a conquistador outfit. Prolly play the part well, too.

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    And now he's blogging from his secret hideout:


    http://www.whoismcafee.com/

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    Not that I would believe that he would post the disguise he is using but he is posting it on the internet. Likely disinformation but why even go there?

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    Not everyone can be a virus wizard but anyone can be a fucking JONG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Not everyone can be a virus wizard but anyone can be a fucking JONG.
    Is that Lao Tzu quote?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    strange story, movie material to say the least. Someone killed all his dogs which was sad to read.

    I put 20 paypal down that this is a Maggot.
    A made for TV movie.

    Belize is one of the most protected tax havens on earth. Explosives would not help a creditor collect from McAfee. I bet he is eyeball deep in debt here, and has millions tied up in these bulletproof Belizean annuity trusts. Seriously, if you were going to kill someone and stash your money somewhere, thats where you do it. God himself could not break them, unless your Belizean of course, so he is double fucked now.
    Last edited by Cono Este; 11-21-2012 at 03:21 AM.

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    I interviewed the guy over the phone for this article in Ocean Home magazine back in 2009. Dude sold 12 pieces of real estate all over North America and moved to Belize. Lost his f'ing shirt in real estate. Big time. In fact, he lost most of his net wealth in those deals.

    Talking to him on the phone was a trip, tho. He told me his morning routine consists of coffee, yoga, a swim (or a jet ski), and then a nap. At the time, he was also living down there with his 30-something girlfriend. Dude is in his 60s. Super fun to talk to. Wouldn't surprise me if his story is true.

    http://oceanhomemag.com/mcafee-puts-...e-up-for-sale/

    Here are his digs in Belize:









    People shooting ski areas should be sued.

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    Guy was 64 in those pics? Obviously he's doing something right. In other news, apparently he launched a twitter feed yesterday, @officialmcafee, so you can follow the fleeing in real time if you want to I guess.

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