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    FUCK YEAH!! This is the best on-snow fight I've ever seen!!

    It's got everything.

    "Damn bro, we're just out here to have fun."

    "I called you a cocksucker, cause that's what you are."

    "Stick it up my ass then dude. Alright, stick it up my fuckin' ass."

    Plus, dude has some badass ski boots.


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    This one's better and proof there are bigger retards in Utah than Colorado...



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    I know that's a better fight. That's been around for a while. It's at Snowbasin. Not as funny though.....

    Why do people get so faggy when they fight?

    It usually goes like this-- "I'm gonna fuck you up dude. I'm gonna fuck your shit up. I'll fuck you in the ass bitch. Mother fucker. Fuck you. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuckin' cum on your face bitch. Oh yeah? Fuck you then, stick it up my ass, cocksucker. Fuck you."

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    "dude, shit happens when you stand 5 feet away from someone, bro."

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    That chick rules! That fucking tool skier is a total fail." Am I bleeding?" "Yup, you look beat up pretty bad" Bwaaaaaaaaa

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    Like to see what she'd look like if he slapped her with his ski.

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    Yup true, But that 1/2 a man went after the chick. I wish he got his teeth smashed out.

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    So you'd let some skank cut you up with her snowboard. Got it.

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    Sunglasses when it's snowing? Lot's of fail in that vid.

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    Haa yer on fire tip. That tool an old friend? If I decked a girl I would hope that "Skank" and her boyfriend would cut me up with a snowboard.

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    I'm not sure how the collision happened, but that chick should've hit that guy harder and more than once.

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    I dont really give to much of a shit, but did I miss something? I never saw the guy go after the girl. All I saw is the two peckerwoods start fighting then they girl hit the one guy in the head with her snowboard. If a girl did that to me I'd knock her ass out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I dont really give to much of a shit, but did I miss something? I never saw the guy go after the girl. All I saw is the two peckerwoods start fighting then they girl hit the one guy in the head with her snowboard. If a girl did that to me I'd knock her ass out.
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    Leroy, watch the Vid again. It's the girl he goes after first. The chick says something off camera and the ski dude pushes the chick down. When the cam catches back up the boyfriend is fighting with ski douche. Ski douche says as much later in vid.

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    nice meta-work butt mud

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    I thought it was a well placed strike. She didn't lose her temper or go at him carelessly, swinging the board edge first. she kept her temper and got in a great shot. hilarious


    edit: just re-watched the footage; that bitch SMOKED him with the board! even more hilarious
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    I missed the middle also, The Guy did Say I'm Sorry.

    At some point you would have had to take the bitches Board and beat her boyfriend with it,

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    The twit with the camera was standing in the middle of a slope in not the greatest visibilty conditions....and HE's pissed that someone ran into him?

    I would say that was a well-deserved strike with that board....and she took careful aim, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover View Post
    The twit with the camera was standing in the middle of a slope in not the greatest visibilty conditions....and HE's pissed that someone ran into him?

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    1. Always stay in control, and be able to stop or avoid other people or objects.
    2. People ahead of you have the right of way. It is your responsibility to avoid them.
    3. You must not stop where you obstruct a trail, or are not visible from above.

    I'd call that 2-1 in favor of the guy who got knocked over, and considering him an obstruction is dubious on that wide of a trail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    So you'd let some skank cut you up with her snowboard. Got it.
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    You have the right to stop in the middle of the trail. Not the smartest thing to do, but you do have the right, you also own some of the responsibility.... Puss for going after the chick.

    I have a question about the second vid.... The bigger dude was the aggressor, the smaller dude was saying "enough" and looked like he was just trying to be out of there. Big dude keeps common on and the other guy cold cocks him a good one and the fight is on. How does this play out in the courts? Anyone know?

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    It didn't go to court. I'm sure if it did, both would be charged equally.

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    The dood with the SX45s looked to be in a ok arm bar and should drive to the nearest convenient store and buy a lotto ticket because that was his luck day, he did not get his arm broken. That chick rules and was jumping in to help her friend while sx45s friends stand around watching their boys arm get hyper extended. She should have took on the on lookers while her boy finished with the cry baby in the SX45s.

    note the boot model is a SX45 but they were mostly grey and the back bone of most rental fleets. Those white SX45 must be the sport model or something, I don't remember?

    Oh I watched it again and they appear to be SX85? Also that dood attacked that girl that ain't right. And the one in the green should have turned to his belly while he had control of SX45/85s arm. He probably had no idea what he was doing.
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    An ugly scene all round.

    But, she did good. She slowly and carefully walked up to him on her knees and with two hands lined up the base of her board and, with timing, cracked the loudmouth prick in return for him going after her.

    She had purpose. I like that.
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    What a shame.
    Can't just all get along or have more places like Alta ?
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