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  1. #201
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    Quote Originally Posted by MARSHALL TUCKER View Post
    My fucking boss...thinks it's so cute...to reply to everything...with dot dot dots...then he ends the email...with dot dot dots....
    at my firm you have the email subject line as the title and the .... if you need to open up/ read further
    or a *** at the end of the subject line if that is all you have to read and dont need to open the email- pretty handy actually
    skid luxury

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby bear View Post
    at my firm you have the email subject line as the title and the .... if you need to open up/ read further
    or a *** at the end of the subject line if that is all you have to read and dont need to open the email- pretty handy actually
    EoM
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
    Quote Originally Posted by pedoherp69 View Post
    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    EoM
    i usually just use NM, I thought that was common usage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    EoM
    nrn
    skid luxury

  5. #205
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    We throw a NNTO at the start of the subject. No Need To Open... Dot dot dot...
    sigless.

  6. #206
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    Turnkey solutions
    Context Sensitive Solutions
    Apparently i was part of these back when i worked for a large engineering firm.

  7. #207
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    I just heard "volume deleverage"
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  8. #208
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    21 Business Buzzwords Goldman Sachs Thinks You Should Know


    http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/2016/0...ou-Should-Know

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

  9. #209
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    Bunny would go.

  10. #210
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    FOMO (Fear of Missing Out)

    FO·MO
    ˈfōmō/
    nouninformal
    noun: FOMO

    anxiety that an exciting or interesting event may currently be happening elsewhere, often aroused by posts seen on a social media website.
    "I realized I was a lifelong sufferer of FOMO"

  11. #211
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    Strategic thrusts.


  12. #212
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    A few favs:

    An industry primed for disruption (We think we're special, but we're not)
    RMAs + CAs (We fucked up, but we require a mountain of paperwork, process audits and dick waving before we admit it)
    Customer Service (We occasionally answer our phone and email. If you need anything beyond that, fuck off)

  13. #213
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    My number one absolute favorite is “deck.”

    PP fucking sucks.

    Attached is the deck

    Did you pre read the deck?

    How are we doing with the deck (we?)

    Is this deck dumbed down enough for the people in charge of this outfit?

    We will be presenting the deck during lunch and 3/4” subway “sandwiches” will be provided.


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    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

  14. #214
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    Uuuugggghhhh, the “deck”.
    You triggered me.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  15. #215
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    I'm gonna deck the next person that refers to a PowerPoint presentation as a deck.

  16. #216
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    Is "dreck" ok.

  17. #217
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    New boss always talks about having things “tee’d up”. There’s just not enough puke in my body for that.


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    "What are the economics surrounding that?" and other fucktard bizspeak

    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I'm gonna deck the next person that refers to a PowerPoint presentation as a deck.
    I’m pretty sure that it’s not a presentation until a person presents the deck to an audience.



    During lunch.
    If we're gonna wear uniforms, we should all wear somethin' different!

  19. #219
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldLarry View Post
    Even worse than the biz speak is when someone misuses a word over and over and over. Had a guy several rungs up from me (hard to believe they exist, no?) use the work "inadvertent" instead of "inverted" in front of a major customer the other day. Same guy also pronounces "button" as "buh- in".

    The look the guy gave me was priceless.
    Your coworker was from Jersey and if I had to get more specific, I would say Montclair.

  20. #220
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    Get some color on the situation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    Your coworker was from Jersey and if I had to get more specific, I would say Montclair.
    Let’s get inside the numbers on this supposition, shall we? Art? Not sure how old Larry’s quote is, but I agree with him it’s a real eye roller. My guess would have been his colleague was from the island. Let’s see if he can settle this for us! Larry , are you still there, look what came up to the surface! As you may guess , I’ve got a horse in this race…. Ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    I’m pretty sure that it’s not a presentation until a person presents the deck to an audience.



    During lunch.
    Ok, I should have specified PowerPoint presentation file. Happy?

    I do understand where calling it a deck came from. Because I'm 'old'. I still hate it. I'm not sure if today's kids can appreciate presentations printed on transparencies or even made into 35mm slides. Get off my lawn.

  23. #223
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    Recently applied for a job at one of those goliath megacorps and they sent me a video to watch that came across waaaay too much like the Prestige Worldwide presentation. How many corporate buzz words can we toss into this word salad? They thought they were being so slick, but I was dying laughing. Now who's ready to "synergize your balance sheets with premium valuation"?!!! Yeah, they said that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    Let’s get inside the numbers on this supposition, shall we? Art? Not sure how old Larry’s quote is, but I agree with him it’s a real eye roller. My guess would have been his colleague was from the island. Let’s see if he can settle this for us! Larry , are you still there, look what came up to the surface! As you may guess , I’ve got a horse in this race…. Ha
    Now I am really hoping AgedLawrence returns to settle this. OL, where art thou? We need your input on this, and maybe some updated loafer advice.

  25. #225
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    my sister was tech support at a software co

    and the people who called in were the " end loser "
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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