Open invite to ALPINEZONE.COM forums

[AlpineZone]

Hi gang - please feel free to come visit our forums at http://forums.alpinezone.com/ - it is a Northeast-based website for aficionados of the Eastern mountains. Come register and join the fun!

[vinzclortho]

"Posting Guidelines
Flaming: Posting of any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable local, state, federal or international laws is not allowed. Flaming may lead to being immediately and permanently banned (and the offender's Internet service provider being informed). The IP address of all posts is recorded to aid in enforcing these conditions. The administrator and moderators of this forum reserve the right to delete, edit, move, or lock any topic at any time should they see fit.



well, that should just about guarantee most maggots will only go there to harrass and annoy.

[irul&ublo]

"Posting Guidelines
Flaming: Posting of any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable local, state, federal or international laws is not allowed. Flaming may lead to being immediately and permanently banned (and the offender's Internet service provider being informed). The IP address of all posts is recorded to aid in enforcing these conditions. The administrator and moderators of this forum reserve the right to delete, edit, move, or lock any topic at any time should they see fit.



well, that should just about guarantee most maggots will only go there to harrass and annoy.

No kidding, why dont they just call it johnashcroft.com?

(and the offender's Internet service provider being informed).

And not only that, but they'll tell your mommy.....


edit: btw, thanks for the nice invite, JONG!!!

[AlpineZone]

Cmon guys, be nice - it IS moderated but that is in everyone's best interest - come check it out!

[cj001f]

it IS moderated but that is in everyone's best interest

Will you wipe my ass for me too?

[Pura Vida]

Cmon guys, be nice - it IS moderated but that is in everyone's best interest - come check it out!

are you serious... everyones best interest?

[irul&ublo]

Cmon guys, be nice - it IS moderated but that is in everyone's best interest - come check it out!

Yeah, and when Moussilini was in power, the trains ran on time.

[Superstar Punani]

Cmon guys, be nice - it IS moderated but that is in everyone's best interest - come check it out!

!!!

Moderation is for fucking faggots.
SPLIT, KOOK!

[Crinkle]

Yeah, and when Moussilini was in power, the trains ran on time.

Irul, you are on fire today.

good work

[irul&ublo]

!!!

Moderation is for fucking faggots.
SPLIT, KOOK!

Other than Don King, that guy is the only one in the world w/ a worse 'do than Donald trump.

[Pinner]

Afficionados of Eastern skiing? Whatever that is, I'm sure we have nothing in common.

Besides, we do nothing in moderation.

[Free Range Lobster]

Afficionados?

You mean you LIKE skiing out here?
You fucking tool.

[FNG]

No Friday NSFW, no deal.

[AlpineZone]

Well this thread is an exemplary example of why moderation is a good thing. I dare say this forum could use some! Is this any way to treat a friendly newbie like me?

[vinzclortho]

Fo real. The only way maggots can go there is if we stage a Kumatay between this AlpineZone and Owens. Whoever taps out first..or says "matay" first, we go the other forum. I got 300 baht on Owens.

Or I guess we could just register with Ashcroft.net's skiing forum and bow to their rules. I personally love America, the constitution, the bill of rights and ESPECIALLY the declaration of independce too much to do that.

[irul&ublo]

Well, Mr. Alpinezone, as you can see, the dearth of fresh snow in many parts of the country and the fact that 40 or so of our compatriots are in Jackson Hole for the annual get together, while the rest of us are stuck in cubicle hell, has made the maggots a surly bunch.

BTW...you're not being picked on, pretty much everyone gets treated like this at first, or at least until they post nude pics of their sister.

[Duder]

Alpinezone,

1. what are you thinking?...jong.
2. What did you expect?
3. Are there mountains on the east coast?

[runethechamp]

Oh, come on, it's going to be so swell with a forum where everybody is nice to each other. Just imagine, you don’t have to be afraid of having bad words thrown at you if you’re stupid, no JONG or BITCH or anything. What's not to like about this new forum.

On the other hand, you'd better watch your mouth or you'll have the Feds on the door in no time.

Alpinezone

[This End Up]

Well this thread is an exemplary example of why moderation is a good thing. I dare say this forum could use some! Is this any way to treat a friendly newbie like me?

You might want to moderate yourself by deleting the thread. You might have more luck at Gapicski.com, where they have topics like "Lift etiquette question..."

[Lane Meyer]

...an exemplary example....

Me fail English? That's UNPOSSIBLE!

[AlpineZone]

If you guys were true skiers, you would appreciate our site. A bunch of rude flamers. And DUDER, yes we have mountains and unlike yours in Seattle, ours actually have plenty of SNOW on them - and more coming in the next three days!
VTZ010>012-019-091041-
EASTERN RUTLAND-ORANGE-WESTERN RUTLAND-WINDSOR-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...KILLINGTON...RANDOLPH...RUTLAND...
SPRINGFIELD
313 PM EST TUE FEB 8 2005

...WINTER STORM WATCH FOR LATE WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND THURSDAY...

.TONIGHT...CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF RAIN UNTIL MIDNIGHT. A SLIGHT
CHANCE OF SNOW SHOWERS AFTER MIDNIGHT. LOWS IN THE UPPER 20S. LIGHT
AND VARIABLE WINDS. CHANCE OF PRECIPITATION 30 PERCENT.
.WEDNESDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY. A SLIGHT CHANCE OF SNOW SHOWERS. HIGHS
IN THE MID 30S. NORTHWEST WINDS AROUND 10 MPH. CHANCE OF SNOW 20
PERCENT.
.WEDNESDAY NIGHT...A CHANCE OF SNOW UNTIL MIDNIGHT. SNOW AFTER
MIDNIGHT. SNOW ACCUMULATION 1 TO 3 INCHES. LOWS IN THE LOWER 20S.
LIGHT AND VARIABLE WINDS...BECOMING NORTHEAST AROUND 10 MPH AFTER
MIDNIGHT.
.THURSDAY...SNOW. HIGHS IN THE UPPER 20S. NORTHEAST WINDS 10 TO 15
MPH.
.THURSDAY NIGHT...MOSTLY CLOUDY. SNOW SHOWERS LIKELY. LOWS AROUND
15. NORTH WINDS 10 TO 15 MPH. CHANCE OF SNOW 60 PERCENT.
.FRIDAY...PARTLY SUNNY AND WINDY. HIGHS IN THE MID 20S.
.FRIDAY NIGHT...PARTLY CLOUDY. LOWS AROUND 10 ABOVE.
.SATURDAY...PARTLY SUNNY. HIGHS IN THE LOWER 30S.
.SATURDAY NIGHT...PARTLY CLOUDY. LOWS 15 TO 20.
.SUNDAY...PARTLY SUNNY. HIGHS IN THE MID 30S.
.SUNDAY NIGHT...PARTLY CLOUDY. LOWS AROUND 20.
.MONDAY...MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF SNOW. HIGHS IN THE MID 30S.
CHANCE OF SNOW 30 PERCENT.
.MONDAY NIGHT...MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF SNOW SHOWERS. LOWS IN
THE MID 20S. CHANCE OF SNOW 40 PERCENT.
.TUESDAY...PARTLY SUNNY WITH A CHANCE OF SNOW SHOWERS. HIGHS IN THE
LOWER 30S. CHANCE OF SNOW 40 PERCENT.

[cj001f]

Well this thread is an exemplary example of why moderation is a good thing. I dare say this forum could use some!

There's a door. Use it.

[Duder]

If you guys were true skiers, you would appreciate out site. A bunch of rude flemers. And DUDER, yes we have mountains and unlike yours in Seattle, ours actually have plenty of SNOW on them - and more coming in the next three days!

Well, Tupac, the Gang and I are going to retreat to the Westside and cry for a bit. We are going to tell our mothers and Ullr too.

Yah, east coasters you may have us beat this year......

[Superstar Punani]

I dare say this forum could use some! Is this any way to treat a friendly newbie like me?

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!!!

[grrrr]

But look at what you would be missing out on:

"i bought a pair of skis and they have solomon 850 bindings on them but i'm not sure what to set them to . i have size 12 boot size 195 skis can anyone help"