Open invite to ALPINEZONE.COM forums

**runethechamp** · 02-08-2005, 06:39 PM

If you think this forum is so bad, why don't you

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

!!!

SPLIT, KOOK!

**Crinkle** · 02-08-2005, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

Well this thread is an exemplary example of why moderation is a good thing. I dare say this forum could use some! Is this any way to treat a friendly newbie like me?

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA, man that is some funny shit.

moderation is like queer eye for the straight skier. You guys like hot pink camo right?

**phUnk** · 02-08-2005, 06:40 PM

I knew this thread was going to be a bloodbath just by the title.

**freshies** · 02-08-2005, 06:41 PM

shouldn't it be hillzone.com as there is no true high "alpine" on the EC?

edit: no offense to our east coast brethern here...

**AfroMullet** · 02-08-2005, 06:42 PM

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa!!!!

that gets me every time

**vinzclortho** · 02-08-2005, 06:44 PM

ooohhhhh....the gloves are off! He dissed the snow on your mountains Duder!!!

**grrrr** · 02-08-2005, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

If you guys were true gapers, you would appreciate our site. A bunch of rude flamers. And DUDER, yes we have mountains and unlike yours in Seattle, ours actually have plenty of SNOW on them

Let's see...

Killington reports: Base Depth: 30" - 40"

Baker reports: Base Depth: 35" - 45"

The difference is you're crowing about "plenty of snow" and we're bitching about the worst season in 27 years. But whatever flips your skirt up, honey.

**runethechamp** · 02-08-2005, 06:47 PM

Here you go

**AlpineZone** · 02-08-2005, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by freshies

shouldn't it be hillzone.com as there is no true high "alpine" on the EC?

How ignorant. You never heard of the Presidentials? On second thought, why don't you guys stay here in your "Delta House". I make a friendly invite and get treated like this? Unbelievable..

**Pinner** · 02-08-2005, 06:49 PM

Hey jagoff, if your site was worth a piss, we'd already know about it.

**seldon** · 02-08-2005, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

How ignorant. You never heard of the Presidentials? On second thought, why don't you guys stay here in your "Delta House". I make a friendly invite and get treated like this? Unbelievable..

Very believable, JONG. How bout you read the stickies before you shit in our house?

edit: check out their pic of the day:

**vinzclortho** · 02-08-2005, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

I make a friendly invite and get treated like this? Unbelievable..

sounds like SOMEBODY should have read a few posts over here before they got their feelings hurt.

**Dexter Rutecki** · 02-08-2005, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Pinner

Hey jagoff, if your site was worth a piss, we'd already know about it.

Shit, I was already kicked off of there a couple of times for trying to enter one of their shitty lift ticket raffles.
You've gotta have five posts to qualify, and evidently my posts didn't meet their "standards". Posts as follows:
1.
This
2.
Forum
3.
Sucks
4.
Monkey
5.
Balls,
6.
Bitch!

I even went to the effort of a sixth post to get the bitch in, but no dice.

**runethechamp** · 02-08-2005, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki

Shit, I was already kicked off of there a couple of times for trying to enter one of their shitty lift ticket raffles.
You've gotta have five posts to qualify, and evidently my posts didn't meet their "standards". Posts as follows:
1.
This
2.
Forum
3.
Sucks
4.
Monkey
5.
Balls,
6.
Bitch!

I even went to the effort of a sixth post to get the bitch in, but no dice.

BWAAAAHAAHAAHAHA, I'm falling off my chair here

**AfroMullet** · 02-08-2005, 06:56 PM

If you guys were true gapers, you would appreciate our site

So your saying the alpinezone brigade members are the ultimate gapers? Damn those are some large boots to fill.

**seldon** · 02-08-2005, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by AfroMullet

So your saying the alpinezone brigade members are the ultimate gapers? Damn those are some large boots to fill.

Not even newschoolers could compete with these east coast super JONGs.

**AfroMullet** · 02-08-2005, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by seldon

Not even newschoolers could compete with these east coast super JONGs.

Like I said, tough boots to fill, but on a brighter side, the boots are bursting at the seams.

**Pinner** · 02-08-2005, 07:06 PM

Just minding my own business - riding the skiers left side of a trail... Saw this guy making some big turns in the middle... Not a problem.. Thought he was making too big of a turn for the trail width but nothing too crazy...

I just rode the side of the trail and passed him... And suddenly - out of the blue - he traverses(bailed) out of the fallline and shoots DIRECTLY in front of me... I had the choice of either going into the trees of hit him... It happened so fast and took me by total suprise... decades of skiing/riding and I've NEVER hit anyone at speed before...

I hit him.... Cleaned his clock... He lost his skis, poles and goggles... I laid there for a minute - kinda stunned and thinking about if I broke anything..

I was REALLY mad... But I went to my "happy place" and told him no harm done... Myabe we should just go a litle slower on that part of the trail... Thinking I could use this to help show that snowbaorders are understading mountaineers...

He agreed then told me I should watch the downhill skier.... I felt the urge to kick his a$$ again but I closed my eyes and went back to my "happy place" and said - Maybe we should just BOTH slow down and be careful...

The reality of it was - he wasnt the downhill skier until he was right in front of me and I nailed him... I mean - does he look before he switches lanes in his car??? he came in from behind me a a really fast clip - and pinched me against the trees - he was totally in the back seat too...

So I have brusies just above my knees and a sore upper back because this guy couldnt slow down enough to stay in the falline...

Otherwise - a great weekend!!!

**AfroMullet** · 02-08-2005, 07:13 PM

Dumb fucks.

He should have added to the car analogy with, "I know I drive without brakes, but it was HIS fault because he changed lanes."

Tell that one to the cops.

**Arnold Schwarzenegger** · 02-08-2005, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by AlpineGirlyMan

How ignorant. You never heard of the Presidentials? On second thought, why don't you guys stay here in your "Delta House". I make a friendly invite and get treated like this? Unbelievable..

VELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU:

YOU ARE MINE NOW!
YOU BELONG TO ME!

**mushmouth** · 02-08-2005, 07:18 PM

ummm...you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

**seldon** · 02-08-2005, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by DaveTV

Seldon, with posts like THIS ONE at EPIC, you shouldn't bark too loud..

- Besides, didn't u live in Boston?
EDIT: Check DCHAN'S Red&Green lines on SELDONS pic

I posted a pic, hoping to be entertained by the results. It turns out I got some useful information, so I said as much. Anything terribly wrong? I live in San Francisco - I spent a summer in Boston.

**Superstar Punani** · 02-08-2005, 07:40 PM

Antagonism, Debates and Hostility

awww...a direct insult to him

BWAAA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

**CantDog** · 02-08-2005, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

...WINTER STORM WATCH FOR LATE WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND THURSDAY...

.TONIGHT...CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF RAIN

......

WEDNESDAY NIGHT...A CHANCE OF SNOW UNTIL MIDNIGHT. SNOW AFTER
MIDNIGHT. SNOW ACCUMULATION 1 TO 3 INCHES.

Wahoo, powder day.

**funkendrenchman** · 02-08-2005, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

If you guys were true skiers, you would appreciate our site. A bunch of rude flamers. And DUDER, yes we have mountains and unlike yours in Seattle, ours actually have plenty of SNOW on them - and more coming in the next three days!

True, I would rather be in VT than here.

Taken today in the mountains North of Seattle.