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  1. #1
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    Best Eastwood Quotes

    Scottyb's Get Off My lawn thread got me thinking...

    1. Dyin' ain't much of a livin boy...

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZEClGMJ2r3g
    Last edited by irul&ublo; 08-17-2012 at 10:58 AM.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    "Apologize to my mule"

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    Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Ya have to ask yourself, do I feel lucky ? Well do ya punk ?
    "You damn colonials and your herds of tax write off dressage ponies". PNWBrit

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    “"A good man always knows his limitations”

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    Go ahead..... make my day.
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    "Buzzard's gotta eat same as a worm." - The Outlaw Josie Wales

    "Well, he shoulda armed himself." - Unforgiven

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    If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
    Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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    Coy LaHood: Do you imbibe?
    The Preacher: Only after nine in the morning.

    ...

    The Preacher: Well, if you're waitin' for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a a long wait.

    ...

    Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

    ...

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    Pick one...


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    "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

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    "Deserve's got nothing to do with it."
    that's all i can think of, but i'm sure there's something else...

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    “Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!”

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    Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

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    Right turn Clyde.

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    So much greatness here. Loved the link.
    License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations

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    Gran Torino...
    Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

    What you lookin' at old man?
    Walt Kowalski: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

    I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags.

    Barber Martin: That'll be 10 bucks, Walt.
    Walt Kowalski: Jesus, what are you, half Jew


    SO many from that flick

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    My fav.

    "You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"


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    High Plains Drifter

    End of the movie -

    Midget: What did you say your name was again?

    Stranger: I didn't...

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    Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
    Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

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    another one from unforgiven
    Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

    This thread could go on for days ( and probably will)

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    Damn that Unforgiven is an amazing movie, 20 years old. That last exchange and the way he looks down at Little Bill:

    Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny.
    Will Munny: Yeah. [fires]

    Eastwood has fathered at least seven children by five different women and been described as a "serial womanizer".

    Somehow I don't think his best lines have been in movies...

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    Jemima Brown: I'm serious, that's really my name... Jemima Brown, my mother was hooked on being ethnic.
    Jonathan Hemlock: Or else turned on by a pancake. As long as we both agree that it's to much for a black chick to have the name of Jemima.

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    We all got it coming, kid.
    - The Unforgiven

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    "Your mouthwash ain't cutting it."
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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