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Thread: Shit You Refuse to do Anymore
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08-11-2012, 01:03 PM #1
Shit You Refuse to do Anymore
- say "god bless you" or even "bless you" when someone sneezes. The sneezer should say "excuse me" like a burp or fart.
- this hand slappy bullshit when you meet / depart with friends. Just gay, gay, gay.
- accept receipts or even wait for receipts for small purchases. No thanks, you can throw away your own fucking useless slip of paper.
- abuse painkillers
- road rage - because let's face it, it's a symptom of an unhappy life. Truly happy people don't rage over such petty shit.
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08-11-2012, 01:04 PM #2
Post on forums.
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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08-11-2012, 01:11 PM #3
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08-11-2012, 01:21 PM #4Funky But Chic
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Feed trolls.
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08-11-2012, 01:22 PM #5
PowerPoint.
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08-11-2012, 01:25 PM #6
give a serious, non-snarky answer to question on TGR
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08-11-2012, 01:29 PM #7
Change my oil.
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08-11-2012, 01:34 PM #8
change diapers
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08-11-2012, 01:43 PM #9
Open stupid threads started by fuckstick jongs.
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08-11-2012, 01:57 PM #10
[QUOTE=AK47bp;
- road rage - because let's face it, it's a symptom of an unhappy life. Truly happy people don't rage over such petty shit.[/QUOTE]
As is your rant
Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums appLicense to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
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08-11-2012, 02:00 PM #11
Eat vegetables.
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
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08-11-2012, 02:19 PM #12
I refuse to shave, or cut my hair. I haven't shaved in 22 years, and haven't cut my hair for 17. Wookie power!
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. -אלוהים אדירים
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08-11-2012, 02:28 PM #13
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08-11-2012, 02:32 PM #14
Do my own taxes.
The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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08-11-2012, 02:39 PM #15Funky But Chic
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08-11-2012, 02:51 PM #16
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08-11-2012, 03:47 PM #17
Put up with that shit women bring up up after a 1 to 10 year period to remind you that you weren't at 100% attuned to their little, eh, whatever at the moment.
Baby, I got a life.
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08-11-2012, 03:59 PM #18Funky But Chic
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08-11-2012, 04:01 PM #19Funky But Chic
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08-11-2012, 04:11 PM #20
Fucking Pavano. [Mercury stash reference] Same place as ex shit.
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08-11-2012, 05:46 PM #21
vote republican.
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08-11-2012, 07:18 PM #22
Lawn care/yard work.
My lawn is the size of a postage stamp and would take appx 15min to mow and another 1/2hr to trim the hedges...and I pay someone to do it.
-SmartyIt makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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08-11-2012, 07:27 PM #23
Read spook's posts
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08-11-2012, 07:47 PM #24
Christmas
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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08-11-2012, 08:12 PM #25
True story: My first serious girlfriend (you guys remember - the one who was killed and partially eaten by a polar bear) was Russian Orthodox. For some reason (having to do with her religious beliefs) the "God bless you" sneeze thing was really offensive to her. That was a long time ago and I can't really remember the exact reasoning behind it, nor do I think I was really interested in the whole thing at the time. I've never been a really religious guy. I just remember that is was a bit odd.
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