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    Shit You Refuse to do Anymore

    - say "god bless you" or even "bless you" when someone sneezes. The sneezer should say "excuse me" like a burp or fart.
    - this hand slappy bullshit when you meet / depart with friends. Just gay, gay, gay.
    - accept receipts or even wait for receipts for small purchases. No thanks, you can throw away your own fucking useless slip of paper.
    - abuse painkillers
    - road rage - because let's face it, it's a symptom of an unhappy life. Truly happy people don't rage over such petty shit.

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    [QUOTE=AK47bp;
    - road rage - because let's face it, it's a symptom of an unhappy life. Truly happy people don't rage over such petty shit.[/QUOTE]

    As is your rant


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasputin View Post
    I refuse to shave, or cut my hair. I haven't shaved in 22 years, and haven't cut my hair for 17. Wookie power!
    One time when I was a kid my dad and I were walking across this parking lot on our way to the movies and this drunk guy stops in his tracks and yells at my dad, "Even dogs get haircuts ya know!"

    You might want to think about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    One time when I was a kid my dad and I were walking across this parking lot on our way to the movies and this drunk guy stops in his tracks and yells at my dad, "Even dogs get haircuts ya know!"

    You might want to think about that.
    Your dad was/is a filthy hippy?


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    Put up with that shit women bring up up after a 1 to 10 year period to remind you that you weren't at 100% attuned to their little, eh, whatever at the moment.

    Baby, I got a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chugachjed View Post
    Your dad was/is a filthy hippy?
    Nah, a doctor but kinda an artistic type. He sported the flowing white locks in his latter years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Put up with that shit women bring up up after a 1 to 10 year period to remind you that you weren't at 100% attuned to their little, eh, whatever at the moment.

    Baby, I got a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    - say "god bless you" or even "bless you" when someone sneezes. The sneezer should say "excuse me" like a burp or fart.
    True story: My first serious girlfriend (you guys remember - the one who was killed and partially eaten by a polar bear) was Russian Orthodox. For some reason (having to do with her religious beliefs) the "God bless you" sneeze thing was really offensive to her. That was a long time ago and I can't really remember the exact reasoning behind it, nor do I think I was really interested in the whole thing at the time. I've never been a really religious guy. I just remember that is was a bit odd.

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