Shit You Refuse to do Anymore

[liv2ski]

I get up early and at the end of the day Tip, I am just to fucking lazy to stand and watch a show. As you suggested, I prefer smaller venues and I think that is why they are GA shows. Nothing makes me happier than a good balcony seat and a bottle of red wine while enjoying a live show. Well hookers and blow would be rad to, but I am already in the dog house for bad behavior.

[iceman]

I'm with Tipp, much prefer GA., and I prefer smaller venues (a big club like the 9:30 is about ideal for me.).

Tipp let's go see a show man. I can wrangle a hall pass, probably. There's a few good shows coming. Also, a lot that I've never heard of that might be good, hard to say.

huh, PIL is coming, that could be awesome. Or really sad.

[iceman]

Just here to say MeadowSkipper and commonlaw have the right idea here and you christmas-haters are kickassable.

It's a week of fellowship, mending fences, letting your guard down around others who are doing the same, appreciating the people (this may be the rub for you losers) who appreciate you, having a couple laughs and eating some good chow.

There is no other holiday for that. If you don't do Christmas (btw an ironic christmas is better than none, hipsters) this year, you'll just be a year older when you do.

[doughboyshredder]

It's a week of fellowship, mending fences, letting your guard down around others who are doing the same, appreciating the people (this may be the rub for you losers) who appreciate you, having a couple laughs and eating some good chow.

In other words doing the things you should be doing all year.

We shouldn't need an excuse to be good. Way too many people blow their wad on Christmas and then revert back to being an asshole the next week.

The "rub" for me is that for about a month I have to deal with the vast majority of people thinking that I believe the same religious clap trap that they do. Christmas is the main time of year that Christians feel like they can shove their beliefs down my throat. While in public, I smile, and nod. I say Merry Christmas, when it's appropriate. I don't try to shit on anyone's parade. I come home, and escape back to my reality.

I have no problem with Christians, or any other religious adherents, but you assholes are proving my point. As soon as someone finds out that you don't celebrate Christmas, they go all bat shit crazy on you. I don't judge anyone for celebrating Christmas, so why do you feel the need to judge me for not celebrating it?

Live and let live, right?????

[iceman]

You. Moron.

[MakersTeleMark]

Et Tu Brute.

[doughboyshredder]

You. Moron.

It's MORAN, asshole.

[iceman]

It's MORAN, asshole.

My bad.

Dammit.

[userA]

dbs you spend a little time with my joyful clan during the holidays i am sure we can all get along.
bf

[iceman]

dbs you spend a little time with my joyful clan during the holidays i am sure we can all get along.
bf

The stoned is strong with this one.

NTTAWWT.

[Hugh Conway]

commercial fried chicken. smells good, tastes like shit
those soft frosted cookies (3" d) people buy at the grocery that have shelf lives of decades
sheet cakes with the foul frosting
Papa John's pizza. not even drunk
Holidays <- the days when people pretend to be what they should be all year
Vegas <- the place people go to have fun and not act like miserable cunts

[iceman]

commercial fried chicken. smells good, tastes like shit
those soft frosted cookies (3" d) people buy at the grocery that have shelf lives of decades
sheet cakes with the foul frosting
Papa John's pizza. not even drunk
Holidays <- the days when people pretend to be what they should be all year
Vegas <- the place people go to have fun and not act like miserable cunts

This is an awesome, if cryptic, list.

[TahoeJ]

Christmas

I agreed with this... until I had kids. Now it's kind of fun again. Or do you and your son just go skiing instead? Which admittedly would be way better.

[~mikey b]

I work on Christmas so that someone who cares can have the day off. I want nothing to do with it. I haven't had a proper Christmas in over 20 years. Having a child didn't change it for me.

[abraham]

huh, PIL is coming, that could be awesome. Or really sad.

I vote sad.

[CookieMonster]

* Masturbate
* Drink regular drip at Starbucks if they have a Clover machine.
* Wear unironed shirts.
* Wash my hands after taking a piss.
* Sit in traffic on Madison when I could be zipping up Cherry.

[spook]

For a time it was, but you're the only one still using it. Maybe ab indicator of how stale you are. Or maybe you just have hard on for me. Althouh I think I am too old for you.

yeah, like that fucking iceman X in jeans shit. talk about stale. and butthurt! you'd think if you started saying something when you were 15 you'd realize you sound stupid saying it when you're 35. oh yeah. FUCKING HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!! CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE TRITE THAN HOOKERS AND BLOW? fuck. oh my god. pm rontele. just shoot me in the head now. search function jong can be funny on a rare instance, but generally stale. alpinezonedork: was occasionally funny, overdid it and nearly killed it. inadvertently waiting to see if it's irreparable.

anyway. it's a good thing i'm the only stale one.

edit: and of course, who can forget the gaper humor of the gaper spirit animal!!!!! that thread was beating a dead horse at the bottom of page 1. and for god's sake, who comes up with a name like that? beavis and butthead's less gifted friend nimrod?

++++VYBZ+++++

[spook]

by the way, do you have dan samas' info? i think i got nabbed by a traffic camera. thanks.

[spook]

i refuse to ever pay full price for a traffic ticket and have an accurate driving record ever again.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Spook, you truly are a miserable cunt. why do you even bother to hang out here? just to feel morally superior to everyone?

We all know how you feel, you tell us all the time, we don't care.

just shut the fuck up already

you suck dick




on topic:

Burger king (fuck that place)
take shit from people
work days during the winter months
shave

[Jer]

spook - FKNA no Lebowski quotes?

Jeebus - NTTAWWT. Bacon. Der poopenhausen.

[spook]

Spook, you truly are a miserable cunt. why do you even bother to hang out here? just to feel morally superior to everyone?

We all know how you feel, you tell us all the time, we don't care.

just shut the fuck up already

you suck dick

i keed!!! i keed!!!!

you know, jer, people tell me to suck duck just about every day. imagine their frustration when i tell them i lick my own dick and sniff everybody else's ass every day!!!




tough crowd.











FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!

[Tippster]

* Masturbate

riiiight....

[userA]

i refuse to not ask questions or be naive.
done taking shit from new neighbors that occupy old ladies house below us so i built a fence of separation.
refuse to let their dog shit in my yard! throwing feces back into their yard was not fun anymore.
no more

[OldLarry]

put up with passive aggressive sis-in-law about the condition of the beach house we never use.

Also, avoiding using said beach house because of said SIL hogging it or Mrs. Larry being a beyotch about not having enough of a social life there.