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  1. #26
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    Shaving more than twice a month got old a while ago.

  2. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by telemike View Post
    Christmas
    I am a grumpy fuck sometimes, but you might be dead inside. Presents, booze, sleeping, the smell of the tree, baked meat, football, fires in the fireplace, wearing your yuletide "Sausagefest" Last Supper Tshirt to piss off the religious relatives?

  3. #28
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    hookers and blow

  4. #29
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    How about shit I refuse to do EVER:

    -Buy a lottery ticket
    -Get a tattoo
    -Buy a pack of cigarettes
    -Vacation in Alabama

  5. #30
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    Post stoke. Oops too late.
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

  6. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by telemike View Post
    Christmas
    I'm with you Mike. It's been a long long time since the last Christmas.

  7. #32
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    Fucking Detox!
    あなたのおっぱいは富士山のように美しいです。富士

    Kendo Yamamoto "1984"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I'm with you Mike. It's been a long long time since the last Christmas.
    Why do you hate Jeeezus?
    あなたのおっぱいは富士山のように美しいです。富士

    Kendo Yamamoto "1984"

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    Another vote for christmas. Just another day, albeit it one that typically has a lot less people on the hill.

    Cleaning the house is the big one. Finally hired a woman that cleans the whole house, takes care of the laundry, grooms the dogs, changes the cat litter. Fucking rad.

  10. #35
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    Buy toilet paper

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    adam is offline The Shred Pirate Roberts
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    Quote Originally Posted by telemike View Post
    Christmas
    FUCK christmas. I hate that shit

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    Goddamn, if my previous reasons weren't enough, you would think a bunch of pudslingers from a ski message board would at least realize that their least favorite day laid smack dab in the middle of the ski season.

  13. #38
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    Give A Fuck
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Goddamn, if my previous reasons weren't enough, you would think a bunch of pudslingers from a ski message board would at least realize that their least favorite day laid smack dab in the middle of the ski season.
    Yeah, sitting in an empty trailer alone reminiscing about shitty past-times on a pow day sounds really appetizing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Yeah, sitting in an empty trailer alone reminiscing about shitty past-times on a pow day sounds really appetizing.
    Buy yourself a present, drink booze, sleep, smell the tree, bake meat, watch football, light a bonfire, and wear a yuletide "Sausagefest" Last Supper Tshirt to piss off any religious relatives that show up. Or, ski and realize that Christmas is just another powday, i.e. awesome.

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    Take shit from anybody

    Make small talk with lame chics

    Shop where they don't deserve my money

    Listen to commerical radio

    Watch TV adds without hitting mute

    Reward bad behaviour

    Let the small shit get me down

    Use crappy equipment in any sporting pursuit

    Get in any postion the man can get ahead of me

    Sit more than 4 rows back at concerts

    Wait for friends to get their shit together on powder days

  17. #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by telebobski View Post
    Read spook's posts
    it's so funny. you literally can't stop whining about me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Christmas is just another powday, i.e. awesome.
    Yep.

    09876gsa

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    Ride the city bus. Metro/light rail different story.
    Daily drive a POS beater that breaks down.
    Pretending I have any real interest in old "friends'" boring, lame ass lives.
    Paying any real attention to politics.
    Jimmy hats.

    Fuck all that shit, life is way too short.
    I thought their offices would be strewn with bunny-fucking and condom dispensers, a veritable enchanted forest of cock shafts and twat mist. - JoeStrummer

  20. #45
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    watch movies with subtitles

    edit: oh, and jimmy hats. thanks b

  21. #46
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    clean, garden, or do my own laundry

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    Drink shitty bear on a regular basis.

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    For sure I will not drink shitty beer. I also won't buy General Admission tickets for concerts. Pisses me off too, as the last 3 bands I wanted to see were only doing GA tickets. And Christmas, you guys really have an issue with that? I love any excuse to party with family and friends. I just give everyone cash except my step dad who always gets a nice bottle of scotch.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

  24. #49
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    ski in jeans

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    Yeah, I'm against the congratulations for sneezing.

    *achoo*
    *awkward silence*
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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