The perfect day

[Blurred]

What would be your perfect day?
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Here is mine-

Get together with all of my ski friends.

Spend the morning with them skiing pow on 50 degree faces in Alaska.

Spend the next couple of hours BRAAAPPING!!!!! around on our sleds.

Rip several laps speedriding.

Spend the evening with girlfriend, friends and family........eating, drinking and being merry.

I really think that would be my perfect day.

I'm stoked to see what you guys come up with for your own perfect day.

[Lone Star]

Yours sounds perfect enough to me. But for perfect perfect I would substitute out the brapping and speedriding with some low angle blower pow riding and mellow pillow lines-- and some poker and fireworks in the evening mix. Maybe a warm spring creek with a great BWO hatch and a bunch of large, dumb cutthroats in there? it's still summer, and We ARE talking about perfect, after all...

[StuntCok]

That bachelor party you (Blurred) were at this season seemed pretty close...

[Soups]

Pretty much nailed it. For sure add in a soak at a natural hot springs on a clear, new moon night.

[bendtheski]

President's weekend at Keystone?

Mtn bike ride in the am.
Spring corn skiing from 11-4 t-shirts and bikinis.
Pig roast, live music, frisbee, dogs, kids, wifey, fireworks, IPA, bed.

[schindlerpiste]

[stuckathuntermtn]

you don't have a girlfriend.

[2nd mate]

winning the lottery to the tune of 100 M's would be my perfect day. then I could do all the cool stuff I enjoy

[icelanticskier]

k, here goes

any day here on the nh seacoast is pretty much perfect, but...........here's an example of one that occurs any time of year here.

wake up early (i do this every morning cuz i don't sleep much and i'm gettin old n shit), pull up the buoy report and wave cam. see lines like corderoy coming in from the horizon and get to the beach after brewing a cup o joe. surf a coupla hours and head back to the house to wake up my sweetie and take her out for a big breakfast at the bean. back to the house to pack up her surf stuff for an afternoon sesh then back to the house for a lil afternoon delight and then out to meet up with friends for sushi in portsmouth.

yup, that be it.

rog

[gimpy]

steep untracked big vert self propelled pow slayage followed by a sushi feast folllowed by filling my head w/ some good lsd 25 or some clean moly and gettin my swerve on to some funky tunes in an uncrowded bar full of dancing hot ladies

[Cruiser]

Get up early and watch sunrise/alpenglow from skin track at treeline. Ski several laps of perfectly gladed trees in deep untouched stable powder. Head out early enough to get home and cook dinner for family. Soak in hot tub with a glass of quality bourbon. Read bedtime stories to young'ns. Snuggle with misses. Asleep by 10.

Done this quite a few times over the last several years. I'm a lucky guy...

[b0ardski]

any day the sun sparkles on the untracked fresh pow in front of me

[stupendous man]

a perfect day without sex is not a perfect day.

I would have to wake up really early with morning sex and breakfast on a patio overlooking the mountains on one side and waves crashing on the shore to the other.

This would be followed by bottomless pow skiing making S's across an alpine bowl, down through perfect glades and pillow lines to...
Natural hot springs
Followed by a dive in the ocean with abundant fauna
Topped off by eating fresh caught lobster and fine aged spanish reds served by topless waitresses
Followed by my friends showing up with musicians (ok they can be the same) and dancing into the morning

I would need a parallel universe, but what the heck.

[montanaskier]

POW
Bama football
Beer
Bama BBQ
profit

[Sutter]

everyday I wake up and put my pants on in the right direction is perfect to me

OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M

[Scotsman50]

Wake up early on a day when it's nuking snow.
Post a thread on TGR that Hugh Conway finds "uplfting and inspirational"
Open mail and find a picture of Blurred sucking Makers Telemark's cock that somebody has mailed to me and post it as a gif on Newschoolers and Epic ski.
Drive to mountain and ski deep pow without my DPS skis delaminating anymore.
Drop 50 footer in dynafits and stomp it with my toes unlocked.
During tour come across Big Steve dressed in one-piece pink vapor barrier body suit with hood being chased by a wolverine.
Laugh and continue with tour and ski more deep pow and ski last run in beautiful aplenglow.
Retire to roaring fire in cabin.
Pooperhausen with the wife.
Check weather reports and skiing blogs.
Read that Blurred was taken to hospital to have rubber water hose extracted from his anus but will survive.
Drop into bed after looking out window and seeing it was still nuking.

[Blurred]

Wake up early on a day when it's nuking snow.
Post a thread on TGR that Hugh Conway finds "uplfting and inspirational"
Open mail and find a picture of Blurred sucking Makers Telemark's cock that somebody has mailed to me and post it as a gif on Newschoolers and Epic ski.
Drive to mountain and ski deep pow without my DPS skis delaminating anymore.
Drop 50 footer in dynafits and stomp it with my toes unlocked.
During tour come across Big Steve dressed in one-piece pink vapor barrier body suit with hood being chased by a wolverine.
Laugh and continue with tour and ski more deep pow and ski last run in beautiful aplenglow.
Retire to roaring fire in cabin.
Pooperhausen with the wife.
Check weather reports and skiing blogs.
Read that Blurred was taken to hospital to have rubber water hose extracted from his anus but will survive.
Drop into bed after looking out window and seeing it was still nuking.

Hey man, since none of that is EVER going to come true, you can at least deep throat a garden hose while staring at my avatar.

[tex1230]

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow Job

6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by supermodel in french maid outfit
7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en route to the airport

9:15 Flight in personal jet

9:30 Limo to Pebble Beach (blow job en-route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, bottle of Dom Peringon

12:15 Blow Job

12:30 Play back nine (4 under)

2:15 Limo back to airport (several scotches and a blow job)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude

4:30 Land world record Marlin

5:00 Fly home

6:45 shit, shower and shave

7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Mouton Cadet, big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits

9:30 Sex with three women

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 blow job

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave

to leave the room

11:51 Laugh self to sleep…

[icelanticskier]

and scottsman, wind nukes, snow pukes. you prefer windy to dumping? you're not alone tho, most bozos on here get confused when it comes to nuking vs puking.

k, back to mtbr

rog

[LIP]

Oh Jesus Christ y'all are getting soft here in the summer. All one needs for a perfect day is blower pow, hookers, blow, a crotcheless sheep outfit and a lesbo strap 9000. I am on the TGR site, right?

[coltrain]

Ride a unicorn and hump a mermaid, of course....

[PNWbrit]

Hey man, since none of that is EVER going to come true, you can at least deep throat a garden hose while staring at my avatar.

His cabin does have a fireplace......

[Sutter]

6:00 Alarm

9:30 Limo to Pebble Beach (blow job en-route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, bottle of Dom Peringon

12:15 Blow Job

12:30 Play back nine (4 under)

2:15 Limo back to airport (several scotches and a blow job)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude

Are you flying in a plane with a flux capacitor?

[Powdurr]

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow Job

6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by supermodel in french maid outfit
7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en route to the airport

9:15 Flight in personal jet

9:30 Limo to Pebble Beach (blow job en-route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, bottle of Dom Peringon

12:15 Blow Job

12:30 Play back nine (4 under)

2:15 Limo back to airport (several scotches and a blow job)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude

4:30 Land world record Marlin

5:00 Fly home

6:45 shit, shower and shave

7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Mouton Cadet, big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits

9:30 Sex with three women

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 blow job

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave

to leave the room

11:51 Laugh self to sleep…

And the winner is...

[raisingarizona13]

Sleeping in and waking up whenever with my fiancee and having some sexy/cuddle time until we are ready for some breakfast. Eat somewhere downtown in Flagstaff and roll around loitering and such drinking coffee. Later on breaking out to do some shuttle runs on Elden with some friends, drink some beers for apres riding and then going home to my girls for some chill time.