Lochte....Can this guy be a bigger douche?

[nutmegchoi]

I like "Lochte Up" idea.

[Jong Lafitte]

http://abcnews.go.com/International/...ry?id=41496292

Wow. Indicted.

Peein'

"Aqua Gronk and His Pee Pal's" could be a great name for a cartoon. The adventures of four man children who travel around to different locations, get into some kind of innocuous trouble by peein' on stuff and then froth up a story that somehow relates to a problem element that the city is somewhat infamous for. Kinda like Johnny Quest but with peein' swimmers.

Example: Get caught peein' on a gas station in Bangkok? Briefly sold in to the sex slave trade before escaping and returning to the hotel several hours later.

Get caught peein' in LA? Briefly caught up in the second Watts riots before escaping and returning to the hotel several hours later.

Get caught peein' in Tokyo? Forced into a ring of youthful, drifting, street racers where I had to build a drift car and win the final challenge before I was allowed to leave, when I then returned to the hotel several hours later.

Caught peein' on a gas station in Roswell? Briefly abducted by aliens and probed until I escaped and returned to the hotel several hours later.

Caught peein' on a gas station in Lagos? Held up by corrupt government officials until I bribed them and returned to the hotel several hours later.

Caught peein' on a gas station in Selma? We were just walking across this bridge....

Caught peein' in Moscow? Briefly caught up by the winds of change whilst following the Moskva down to Gorky Park until the winds let up and we could return to the hotel.


"AWWW, AQUA GROOOONKKK!!!!".....whuuut jeaaah? .... hahahahah!!! "That's our Aqua Gronk!"

[PNWbrit]

http://abcnews.go.com/International/...ry?id=41496292

Wow. Indicted.

Peein'

This shit wouldn't happen under Trump...

[KQ]

Peein'

This shit wouldn't happen under Trump...

Not much "under" to pee with so yeah, probably not.





Edit: You know I can see how Lochte's story could work out he did have a gun pointed at him and witnesses say he did hand over money he simply failed to mention the vandalism.

[1080Rider]

Okay so after all that occurred why in the world would they report being robbed? How did they go from paying for the vandalism damages to saying they were robbed? Why?

My thinking too... such a stupid lie to make up.

[BmillsSkier]

These guys are clearly asshats for their shenanigans. The Brazilian authorities are clearly in save face mode and would be better suited to spend these incredible efforts on real crimes. Like the British athlete that was just mugged. Then again I don't know what value Brazilian culture puts on saving face after being the subject of a lot of negative press surrounding these games.

Seems like booting the guys from the country would play well with the offended Brazilians and allow everyone to move past this until a Kardashian does something newsworthy.


ETA: Stephen A Smith has weighed in as the moral authority on the issue. (Just click on any ESPN link and you'll see it no doubt) As if there wasn't enough douchiness already involved.

Now NBC news is doing a live walk-through of the bathrooms at the gas station in question. What the fuck, isn't there sports on?

I've changed my mind. The Brazilians blew it. This is now a much bigger story than any successes the games have had the last week. They cut their noses off in an effort to protect their pride.

[PNWbrit]

What the fuck, isn't there sports on?

Perhaps only ones that don't have hot female participants?

Yeah must be that. Plus Tipps been awful quiet, Shirley not a coincidence.

[stompinlines]

Intersex. Ok.

Androgynous. Huh?

Where the pics of these two doods holding hands?

[Benny Profane]

Wah. Just turned on CNN, and the reporters are circling around his home in Charlotte, trying to find him. They say his car is easy to spot. Ain't no Korean box. It's a fucking Rolls Royce! Sorry If that's common knowledge, but, if not, what a hoot!
Then, then, almost mid sentence, they say, gotta cut to Trump at the lecturn at his rally, live, from, ....... Charlotte! Unfortunately, he's doing the TelePrompTer thing. But, wait, what the fuck. He's talking about African American problems again! To an audience of cracker yahoos! Awesome. Please say something stupid. Please say something stupid. Please, please.....

[FLS]

"The Brazilian authorities are clearly in save face mode "

Like we have accountability issues here in the US, I think it's more, You want to talk shit about, us from a global platform, We will show you who is in charge here!

Our guys may have been asshats, but i trust the Brazzillian authorities even less.

[babybear]

lochte in perfect form from a couple yrs ago- it's pretty priceless how the anchors pick on him at the end


edit: last 90 seconds is the silliest (thnx nutmeg)

[BmillsSkier]

Alright polyasses, back to your cage. This thread is about an athletic idiot.

And peeing. In a non-trans-friendly bathroom.

In a corrupt city.

Ok, maybe you asshats have a place here.

[Benny Profane]

And media clowns?

[babybear]

BMills is the thread police tonight!

btw hope you are feeling better from your bender the other evening which I dont think we ever got details on. hint

[nutmegchoi]

lochte in perfect form from a couple yrs ago- it's pretty priceless how the anchors pick on him at the end

Yeah, last minute and a half was the best part.
I had to endure hearing Lochte's non sense for first 5 minutes though.

[babybear]

Yeah, last minute and a half was the best part.
I had to endure hearing Lochte's non sense for first 5 minutes though.

I should have mentioned that -thanks- just made an edit above bc yea the end is the silliest

[BmillsSkier]

BMills is the thread police tonight!

btw hope you are feeling better from your bender the other evening which I dont think we ever got details on. hint

I will update that thread when I feel normal again. I'm not quite there yet.

I'm told drinking helps.

[irul&ublo]

Wah. Just turned on CNN, and the reporters are circling around his home in Charlotte, trying to find him. They say his car is easy to spot. Ain't no Korean box. It's a fucking Rolls Royce! Sorry If that's common knowledge, but, if not, what a hoot!
Then, then, almost mid sentence, they say, gotta cut to Trump at the lecturn at his rally, live, from, ....... Charlotte! Unfortunately, he's doing the TelePrompTer thing. But, wait, what the fuck. He's talking about African American problems again! To an audience of cracker yahoos! Awesome. Please say something stupid. Please say something stupid. Please, please.....

I don't think you have to say please

[irul&ublo]

but i trust the Brazzillian authorities even less.

I SWEAR, THE WATER IS FINE, THERE IS NO ZIKA AND NO, I REPEAT, NO CRIME!!!

[Benny Profane]

N

I will update that thread when I feel normal again. I'm not quite there yet.

I'm told drinking helps.

You know what Homer said. Here's to alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all the world's problems.

[BmillsSkier]

N


You know what Homer said. Here's to alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all the world's problems.

There's truth to that for sure.

[KQ]

"The Brazilian authorities are clearly in save face mode "

Like we have accountability issues here in the US, I think it's more, You want to talk shit about, us from a global platform, We will show you who is in charge here!

Our guys may have been asshats, but i trust the Brazzillian authorities even less.

All this talk of Brazilians could have this thread NSFW in no time.

[Bronco]

There is an entire thread on Trump in polyass.

Never heard of her.

[stfu&gbtw]

All this talk of Brazilians could have this thread NSFW in no time.

Here's a chick in need of a gofundme...



I'll chip in a tenner.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

BMills is the thread police tonight!

btw hope you are feeling better from your bender the other evening which I dont think we ever got details on. hint

Dude got drunk. Like, real drunk. Like, "fuck a dude" drunk. -Firewater