Reason your plans got fckd thread....

[Blatant]

I'll start.

It's 1:30, getting ready for some sushi at 2, I'm happy as hell. Wrapping up the afternoon swim, pool is great, overcast...shit is good. Then, Mrs. Blatant manages to get a scorpion between her toes...wtf. You can imagine where it goes from here. Several hours of fckn pain and since it's on her foot she can't walk. Too bad it wasn't her Arm, we could've swung the sushi.

2nd pic is under black light.





edit: this could also be considered a first world problem

[jfost]

huh, never thought about scorpions... my plans are always fckd by the kids.

[liv2ski]

Blatant, were do you live that there a scorpions? I hate those things. Before putting on shoes in Costa Rica, it was always bang them against something to get the scorpions out. Should have just got the sushi to go. Missing out on that is a first World problem. My plans are always fckd by lack of surf.

[thrav]

Had a friend's girlfriend get pregnant right before we planned to meet in Telluride. That was a bummer.

[Powow]

edit: this could also be considered a first world problem

I'd actually consider this more of a third world problem...

[Blatant]

I'd actually consider this more of a third world problem...

scorpions, perhaps 3rd world.
missing sushi, definitely 1st world based on the ridiculous check presented at the end of the feeding.

Az.

[TahoeJ]

2nd world problem - you have to average the two out.

[Alaskan Rover]

Had a friend's girlfriend get pregnant right before we planned to meet in Telluride. That was a bummer.

So? Doesn''t pregnancy last nine months?? That's still plenty of skiing time. Or do you mean "gave birth"? That'd be different.

My plans get fcked when I can't find any days that have 36 hours. Where are they all?

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[thrav]

So? Doesn''t pregnancy last nine months?? That's still plenty of skiing time. Or do you mean "gave birth"?
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It was a few guys making a long drive from Texas. Summer so no snow, we just pushed it. The couple are low 20's unmarried, so they had a lot to discuss.

[neck beard]

I read it as you being the guy who got your friends girlfriend pregnant, which fucked up your Telluride trip.

[splat]

Had a friend's girlfriend get pregnant right before we planned to meet in Telluride. That was a bummer.

At least she wouldn't get pregnant while you were with her in Telluride. How can that be bad?

Oh, yeah, morning sickness...

[Downbound Train]

If this were "Family Feud" I bet I have the #1 answer....





When the wife gets her "Monthly Bill"

[bendtheski]

You mean when auntie flow comes to visit?
That usually gets me off the hook for just about anything. Guess I'm lucky that my wife doesn't expect me to put my life on hold just because she feels like shit. Actually just the opposite; the worse she feels, the less she wants me around. Win/win.

[jfost]

...Win/win.

yeah, for YOU.

[Kied]

Yep been there. When I used to race motocross around Reno the little bastards would love to crawl into my boots when I'd take them off between motos. After that first time you become very aware of checking your shoes/boots.