People that don't get it

[MotherFucker]

People that sign off on their posts with their phone type/user name/real name.

MF (just in case you didn't know it was me) sent from my HP Pavilion g6 (in case you give a shit)

[systemoverblow'd]

Traffic COP doing absolutely of value nothing on Canal street LITTERING the other morning.

You sure you quit drinking?

[Mofro261]

True believers

[systemoverblow'd]

spook

...

[OldLarry]

You sure you quit drinking?

Studies show alcohol withdrawal triggers latent dyslexia in those with the IQs highest.

[vinzclortho]

People who talk in movie theaters.

People who stop to talk to other people or look at their phone in choke-points of movement (ie...doorway) Fortunately I have a deep bass-y voice so saying "excuse me." deadpan and loud makes them move.

Indecisive people...no, wait.

People who dig around for their wallet at the last second for a toll or in line for a coffee or something. (were you assuming it would be free and were shut down at the last second??)

People who are rude to waiters/bartenders/busboys. (though I love when female bartenders or waitresses are a little bit rude/sassy...makes it more fun and I tip them well.)

[Name Redacted]

People who write letters to the editor of their local paper.

[mud]

People who don't realize Left lane is for passing only!

[flyandski365]

People who turn on their emergency flashers when its raining.

[vinzclortho]

People who turn on their emergency flashers when its raining.

HATE

5678

[Dickeymotto]

Just about every driver in Utah who collectively manage to bring the I-15 to a complete stop because someone was on the side of the road with their flashers on and they just had to slow down to get a good look. Fuckers.

[Chainsaw_Willie]

People who flash their high beams after I pass them.

[Chainsaw_Willie]

People that sign off on their posts with their phone type/user name/real name.

MF (just in case you didn't know it was me) sent from my HP Pavilion g6 (in case you give a shit)

I dunno, but I have a hard time believing people purposely type that stuff. Don't the new-fangled phones just automatically include "sent from my lesbophone 9000" whenever you post or send an e-mail?

[systemoverblow'd]

I dunno, but I have a hard time believing people purposely type that stuff. Don't the new-fangled phones just automatically include "sent from my lesbophone 9000" whenever you post or send an e-mail?

It's the software that does it. It can be disabled. It can also be changed so any time someone has some witty thing like that automated to post they intentionally took the time to change it to say that.

[MotherFucker]

I dunno, but I have a hard time believing people purposely type that stuff. Don't the new-fangled phones just automatically include "sent from my lesbophone 9000" whenever you post or send an e-mail?

There's always an easy way to disable it.

People that drink "diet" soda.

Snowlerbladers

People who use an exit lane to advance in traffic.

[Danno]

I dunno, but I have a hard time believing people purposely type that stuff. Don't the new-fangled phones just automatically include "sent from my lesbophone 9000" whenever you post or send an e-mail?

It's a signature, just like people have here; the default may be "on", but it can easily be turned off. As advres 5.0 says, if it says anything other than something simple, it means the user actually edited the sig to say that.

[Chainsaw_Willie]

Okay, well, if I ever enter the 21st century and get a pleasuredroid extreme phone I'll be sure to make sure that shit is off.

[leroy jenkins]

The guy or minivan mom that risked an accident by swerving around me so they could be in front of me at the red light.

People that accelerate to red lights.

People who buy a house on a golf course and complain about golf balls in their yard.

People that buy a house next to airport, shooting range, strip clubs, etc because the house/lot was cheap (being next to said things) then promptly try and get them shut down.

People who come to a complete stop when turning right at a red light when there is no traffic moving through the intersection.

People who refuse to turn right at a red light until all 4 lanes are completely clear of oncoming traffic. Can you not look and see what lanes the coming cars are in?

People who brake through turns, especially the turn that is the freeway onramp. Fucking punch the gas and turn the wheel, not that hard, safer, and better gas mileage.

People who own priuses and drive them aggressively accelerate to red lights and such.

People who own sports cars and drive them like priuses, below the speed limit for no reason.

People at the gym who insist on turning the volume up so they can hear the rachel ray show. By people I mostly mean the men.

People who raptly watch commercials as if they are quality entertainment.

People who think entertainment has meaning.

[OldLarry]

People who solicit donations in the lobby of large corporations the day after huge layoffs and or bonus skunkings.

[Obstruction]

often enough.

[Unkajunebug]

People who eat meat

[Ted Striker]

often enough.

lulz


The other day I saw a guy drive up to a drive-through ATM, proceed to park his car to the right of the lane, and walk over to the machine.

[doughboyshredder]

people who buy a house out in the country and complain about wildlife.

people in small cars that always high beam people in trucks.

[DasBlunt]

people in small cars that always high beam people in trucks.

rad....fucking big truck drivers lollygagging in the left lane....too funny.

[doughboyshredder]

Anyone lollygagging in the left lane. (but that's already been covered).