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06-17-2012, 03:56 PM #1
Being naked in my backyard: Why I live in the country
I am sipping a Longhammer IPA, reading Scientific American, listening to the dulcet tones of Pulshar cranked waaaaay too loud, surrounded by two dogs, three cats, and five chickens. And I'm naked. I can't ever live in a city again.
Who else likes to tan their goolies on the lawn, without risking a sex offender ticket?
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06-17-2012, 04:00 PM #2Bobby Stainless Guest
I am a big fan. I can only do it when I am in FL though.
Furthermore I hate swimsuits.
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06-17-2012, 04:04 PM #3
For the love of God , please DO NOT post pics .
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06-17-2012, 04:09 PM #4
When I moved here one of my friends told me to live in a place that you can "pee off the deck and walk around the outside of your house naked (without offending anyone)", it was good advice.
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06-17-2012, 04:27 PM #5
No bullshit: The wife and I went diving in the Bahamas a few years ago. There was only one other couple on the boat (35-40, neither good looking nor ugly) and the guy asked us if it would be OK if he dove naked. We laughed and said we didnt't mind.
A fish bit his dick - confirmed by the dive master. Luckily for him it was only a juvenile Yellow Tail Jack, not a toothy fish (or Parrot/Trigger fish - ugh). Funniest thing I've ever had someone tell me on a boat.
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06-17-2012, 04:54 PM #6
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06-17-2012, 05:25 PM #7Registered User
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Quit lying you dirty hippy. You're in the city and you got jorts on!
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06-17-2012, 05:31 PM #8
Axe, you are correct... Lol. Post-ride rewards. Moved on to Earthless' "Live at Roadburn", but still airing out my teabag, to the dismay of my dogs, who are generally pretty embarrassed to be seen with me.
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06-17-2012, 05:58 PM #9
Hell, I'm in the nude right now!
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06-17-2012, 07:39 PM #10
I don't swim naked but I had a little fish bite a mole on by back. It mangled the mole a little and when I went to the doctor a month later for a routine physical he was all worried and sent be to my dermatologist who insisted it be removed and tested. I don't think they were buying the fish story. I tested fine but the whole deal came in under my deductible so that little fish set me back a few hundred dollars.
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06-17-2012, 07:54 PM #11
That fish is an asshole.
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06-17-2012, 07:58 PM #12
and I thought shitting with the door open was freedom
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06-17-2012, 08:10 PM #13
My little boy has taken my lead and pees outside constantly. Whenever I go to one of my friends house I never pee inside. Told him his indoor restroom was offensive.
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06-17-2012, 08:25 PM #14Registered User
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and I thought I had moved up in the world as only one neighbor can see into my backyard, rather than 5 or 6 living in the city.
Thought I was country, but not country enough.
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06-17-2012, 08:26 PM #15
Swimming naked, one of life's simple pleasures.
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06-17-2012, 08:29 PM #16
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06-17-2012, 11:32 PM #17
Are you hitting on me?
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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06-18-2012, 12:24 AM #18
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06-18-2012, 08:59 AM #19
Shit if I sat out nekkid drinking beer the bugs would be happy, me not so much.
I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.
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06-18-2012, 02:32 PM #20
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07-25-2019, 02:27 PM #21
^bump.
Couldn't resist. Needed a laugh today.“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
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07-25-2019, 02:32 PM #22
Hah! Forgot about this thread. I’ve since moved, but still no neighbors.
Now you’ve given me an idea...
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07-25-2019, 02:45 PM #23
When I moved into my home in 2006 it was "in the country", now? Not so much.
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07-25-2019, 02:50 PM #24
My house faces the lake so as long as there are no boats close I do it all the time. Lots of skinny dipping too. Wife loves it.
www.skevikskis.com Check em out!
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07-25-2019, 03:06 PM #25
Haha, Long hammer ale. I may modifiy it to BIG hammer Ale for a future beah name.
watch out for snakes
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