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05-11-2012, 08:08 AM #1
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I chugged some rotten curdled milk this morning.
Been traveling a lot for work and have no idea how long the half gallon jug of milk has been in my fridge. Without thinking I grabbed it and swallowed a couple big gulps before my brain said “I don’t think milk is supposed to be this chunky”. Then the taste hit.
Am I going to die?
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05-11-2012, 08:18 AM #2
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Connecting third 3rd-floor bathroom thread and the SLAY3D thread
It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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Kaz is my co-pilot
Originally Posted by St. Jerry
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05-11-2012, 08:28 AM #3
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That must've sucked!
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05-11-2012, 08:30 AM #4
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Call coach and ask her.
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05-11-2012, 08:32 AM #5
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You should know better than most that Dr. Parvo's Penis Cream contains aluminium hydroxide to promote natural sheen. It can also be used as an antacid. Apply and consume without haste.
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05-11-2012, 08:44 AM #6
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As long as it wasn't raw milk the cottage cheese you just drank should be fine
Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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05-11-2012, 09:58 AM #7
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I've heard sour milk is actually good for you provided you can stomach it.
I wear crocs for the style, not the comfort.
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05-11-2012, 10:03 AM #8
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No, bad milk is the secret to immortality. Originally Posted by Parvo
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05-11-2012, 10:46 AM #9
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No big deal health-wise (as others have said I think it can be good for you), but I also wouldn't wander too far from a bathroom for the next 24 hours.
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05-11-2012, 11:31 AM #10
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Did you catch a buzz?
Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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05-11-2012, 11:52 AM #11
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Strangely, I did not vomit. Even after I smelled the carton and looked inside to confirm that I just drank milk that spoiled weeks ago. I think I owe my life to Louis Pasteur.
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05-11-2012, 12:15 PM #12
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And whomever invented the distillery. Originally Posted by Parvo
Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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05-11-2012, 03:29 PM #13
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I don't think you're out of the woods. Didn't the phUnk guy drink some questionable milk once? Now he's nowhere to be found. That shit will creep up on you, and a couple years later... BAM.
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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05-11-2012, 03:36 PM #14
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So.... still alive?
Or did you end up like tubgirl? Originally Posted by powder11
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05-11-2012, 04:01 PM #15
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I have been spraying diarrhea in the 3rd floor bathroom non-stop since about 2.
This is not a drill.
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05-11-2012, 04:44 PM #16
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"Spraying diarrhea" huh?
Is that what you people are calling it now?There's nothing better than sliding down snow, and flying through the air
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05-11-2012, 05:56 PM #17
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That, or Most Posts on TGR Forums. Originally Posted by beaterdit
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05-12-2012, 08:55 AM #18
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Maybe you didnt vomit,but I came close just reading this Originally Posted by Parvo
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05-13-2012, 07:01 PM #19
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While not nearly as entertaining as some of your other gems, I chuckled Originally Posted by Parvo
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05-13-2012, 07:22 PM #20
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You've brought the zombie apocalypse upon us all.
No kick turns
No mercy
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