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Thread: The last words I said were
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04-17-2012, 06:57 PM #1
The last words I said were
What did you say , out loud , to the last real human being you meet ?
Me " I'll buy you a rocket tomorrow , now go to bed " .
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04-17-2012, 07:01 PM #2
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, fuckstick.
If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.
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04-17-2012, 07:06 PM #3
"I'm looking forward to it." To the hiring manager who said he'd make a decision tomorrow and let me know.
...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
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04-17-2012, 07:23 PM #4
I'm sorry my dog killed your chicken.
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04-17-2012, 07:26 PM #5
"Have fun, and don't forget the toilet paper."
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04-17-2012, 07:27 PM #6
15 Mins after this post, dorkus from down the road who wants me provide service to him for free swings in in 2:15 after office hours and says he does not understand my hours. He just called back as I'm typing this to confirm I meant what I said. Move along......
If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.
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04-17-2012, 07:28 PM #7
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04-17-2012, 08:49 PM #8
I told my wife that I loved her and appreciate her which is something that I think alot but don't tell her very often to which she promptly agreed.
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
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04-17-2012, 09:00 PM #9
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04-17-2012, 09:29 PM #10glocal
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04-17-2012, 09:31 PM #11Funky But Chic
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"Hold my beer and watch this!"
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04-17-2012, 09:54 PM #12
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04-17-2012, 10:04 PM #13Good-lookin' wool
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"Don't park that thing in any parking garages."
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04-17-2012, 10:13 PM #14
I WIN!!!
There's nothing better than sliding down snow, and flying through the air
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04-17-2012, 10:20 PM #15
"See you tomorrow."
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04-17-2012, 10:50 PM #16
"Estan buenaso..."
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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04-17-2012, 10:52 PM #17
"I'll call you sometime."
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04-18-2012, 07:04 AM #18
Nice bum, where ya from?
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04-18-2012, 07:17 AM #19
"Get all As" - Dropping my child off at school.
People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
--Buddha
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04-18-2012, 07:29 AM #20
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
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04-18-2012, 07:37 AM #21
Yea, it's on the third floor.
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04-18-2012, 08:05 AM #22
"bom jia" - to hot brazilian chick in hostal.. and that´s all the Portugese I know
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04-18-2012, 10:44 AM #23Been there, skied that.
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i usually say пока, пока. - bye-bye in russian
or спасибо. пока, пока.- thanks. bye-bye in russian and i live in Houston.
9 out of 10 people miss it. still love to switch to russian in conversation when i sense someone's not listening just to see how long it takes them to clue in they have no idea what i'm saying.TGR forums cannot handle SkiCougar !
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04-18-2012, 11:02 AM #24
LANA! LANA!! LANA!!!!
Danger zone.
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04-18-2012, 11:08 AM #25Bobby Stainless Guest
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax —YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I LIVE IN THE PAST!
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