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    The last words I said were

    What did you say , out loud , to the last real human being you meet ?

    Me " I'll buy you a rocket tomorrow , now go to bed " .

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    Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, fuckstick.
    If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.

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    "I'm looking forward to it." To the hiring manager who said he'd make a decision tomorrow and let me know.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

    "I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls

    The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.

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    I'm sorry my dog killed your chicken.

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    "Have fun, and don't forget the toilet paper."

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    15 Mins after this post, dorkus from down the road who wants me provide service to him for free swings in in 2:15 after office hours and says he does not understand my hours. He just called back as I'm typing this to confirm I meant what I said. Move along......
    If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.

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    "see you later"
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    I told my wife that I loved her and appreciate her which is something that I think alot but don't tell her very often to which she promptly agreed.
    License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    What did you say , out loud , to the last real human being you meet ?
    I meet when? Where?

    Last real (vs?) human being I met for the first time (this morning - sorta hot Gothy Camera chick) - "See you tomorrow."
    Last real (vs?) human being I saw today (my wife) - "Good night, Baby."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bushman View Post
    dorkus from down the road who wants me provide service to him for free swings

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    "see you later"

    Huh?????

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    "Hold my beer and watch this!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    "Hold my beer and watch this!"
    " young man , when your mother brings you mermaids and martians , give me a call "

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    "Don't park that thing in any parking garages."

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    I WIN!!!
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow, and flying through the air

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    "See you tomorrow."

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    "Estan buenaso..."
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    "I'll call you sometime."

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    Nice bum, where ya from?

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    "Get all As" - Dropping my child off at school.
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
    --Buddha

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    Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

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    Yea, it's on the third floor.

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    "bom jia" - to hot brazilian chick in hostal.. and that´s all the Portugese I know

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    i usually say пока, пока. - bye-bye in russian

    or спасибо. пока, пока.- thanks. bye-bye in russian and i live in Houston.

    9 out of 10 people miss it. still love to switch to russian in conversation when i sense someone's not listening just to see how long it takes them to clue in they have no idea what i'm saying.
    TGR forums cannot handle SkiCougar !

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    LANA! LANA!! LANA!!!!

    Danger zone.

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    Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax —YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I LIVE IN THE PAST!

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