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Thread: Long Board Day - Alpental - 2012
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04-09-2012, 01:37 PM #1
Long Board Day - Alpental - 2012
It's on bitches.
Long Board Day - Alpental
Sunday April 29th, 2012
Short skis suck, long skis truck.
A simple mantra and in celebration we are hosting the fifth or sixth annual Long Board Day.
The shit will get hot and stinky Sunday April 29th in Lot Four, Alpental, WA.
We want you to join us. Seriously, we (the past participants) want you (Long Board Day virgins) to go skiing with us.
Look for the VW Camper van, cubes of canned beer, and the posse of dudes wearing Regan-era ski gear.
Okay, that describes 50% of Alpental’s clientele; we’ll be the guys with DH boards who aren’t listening to Korn.
The rules for Long Board Day are very simple: spend the day on skis that are at least 210 centimeters long.
This is not a costume party, vintage ski wear only counts for extra credit.
See you on the slopes…
FAQ:
What if I’m a woman?
Roll old school 195cm or longer
What if I’m scared of man sized skis?
Just try.
What if I’m a snowboarder?
Impress us. Nose buttering Nash on a 147 would be cool and everyone respects the Mystery Air (it is mysterious).
What if I don’t own 210s?
Craig’s List, Value Village, or the Salvation Army store are excellent resources.
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04-09-2012, 02:31 PM #2
The forecast is for sunny and awesome. Join us for the greatest long boarding in north America. Le internationale will be ready!
god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
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04-09-2012, 03:25 PM #3
WOOT! One of the guaranteed best days of the year. Time to wax up the ol' Rossis.
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04-09-2012, 07:56 PM #4
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04-09-2012, 10:11 PM #5Registered User
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if i,m only on 203s how badly will i be scorned?
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04-09-2012, 10:16 PM #6
Very badly^^^. Make it happen. This always comes up and I don't think you even want to know how bad it will really be.....
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04-10-2012, 09:51 AM #7Move upside and let the man go through...
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04-10-2012, 10:32 AM #8
Then, there's always this approach:
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04-10-2012, 10:35 AM #9
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04-10-2012, 10:36 AM #10Registered User
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04-10-2012, 11:53 AM #12Good-lookin' wool
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04-10-2012, 11:57 AM #13
There's some 208 rossignols at value village in Kirkland. You could duct tape 2 cm pretty easy
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04-10-2012, 12:17 PM #14Good-lookin' wool
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04-10-2012, 02:55 PM #15
Could you please move the date for this to apr 22. I am supposed to be in UT Apr 29.
Fuck, I'd love to hit your event, sounds like the perfect gathering place for old pack-rat luddites with 217's they ski a coupla times/yr "just 'cuz".“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
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This is OUR mountain - come join us!
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04-10-2012, 02:57 PM #16
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04-10-2012, 03:56 PM #17...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...
"I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls
The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.
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04-10-2012, 05:20 PM #18
Sorry guys, the date is set.
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04-10-2012, 06:25 PM #19
inflexible fucker
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
www.mymountaincoop.ca
This is OUR mountain - come join us!
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04-10-2012, 07:20 PM #20
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04-10-2012, 07:46 PM #21
Thing #1 is stoked, but sez he'll still be using his short poles.....
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04-10-2012, 08:14 PM #22
comity
1. An atmosphere of social harmony. 2. See comity of nations. 3. The principle by which the courts of one jurisdiction may accede or give effect to...
Jesus, I've got to find a way to get there. Are you going me make me re-jig my whole bloody road trip??????“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
www.mymountaincoop.ca
This is OUR mountain - come join us!
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04-10-2012, 09:16 PM #23
^^^^fuck yeah, dude!
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04-10-2012, 11:02 PM #24
^^^^
done.....
fuckers....
see you on the 29th....
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
www.mymountaincoop.ca
This is OUR mountain - come join us!
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04-10-2012, 11:12 PM #25
That's the spirit!
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