I think I walked in on, or found the aftermath of, my roomate shtuppin his girlfriend on the kitchen table. The back door was locked (which it never is), the blinds were down (I'm pretty sure that has never happened) there was a pillow on the table and the tablecloth was all bunched up like, well, somebody was having sex on it. The chairs were pulled away as if to make room for either waxing skis or.........I spent the night at my girlfriends house but came back earlier than normal this morning and I think I may have suprised them. I heard them running upstairs after I came in.
I eat at that fucking table!!
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01-29-2005, 02:21 PM #1
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Gross........
Looking California, feeling Minnesota.
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01-29-2005, 02:28 PM #2
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I guess he did too.
It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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01-29-2005, 02:30 PM #3
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oh snap!
Originally Posted by L7
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
George Burns.
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01-29-2005, 02:32 PM #4
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Originally Posted by bigsugar
fucking table!!
Wait, you yourself call it a fucking table.... so what's your problem?Last edited by L7; 01-29-2005 at 02:42 PM.
It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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01-29-2005, 02:39 PM #5
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Did you yell, "WHOOOO! It smells like SEX IN HERE!" really loudly? I bet she'd have loved that.
It's idomatic, beatch.
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01-29-2005, 02:44 PM #6
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No I didn't.........here's the thing.........I just put two-and-two together like 15 minutes ago.
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01-29-2005, 04:46 PM #7
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dude. just bring your girlfriend over, you two can have a good sesh on the same table, and you can call it even.
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