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03-14-2012, 09:57 AM #1Registered User
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chaperone needed to not break vows of chasity
anyone looking for a little work on the side???
http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/dmg/2898949185.html
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03-14-2012, 10:02 AM #2Funky But Chic
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03-14-2012, 10:06 AM #3
this can't be real
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03-14-2012, 10:07 AM #4
Do i get to check her for purity?
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03-14-2012, 10:09 AM #5
I prefer to plumb the depths of her purity.
Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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03-14-2012, 10:10 AM #6
Utah mags please do something with this...
"...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
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03-14-2012, 10:11 AM #7Registered User
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03-14-2012, 10:15 AM #8
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03-14-2012, 10:22 AM #9
This is very real. I have friend who was/is dating a girl that wouldn't go camping with him unless there was another person or couple with them. Brutal.
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03-14-2012, 10:22 AM #10
Chastity: it's not just a suggestion, it's the law!
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03-14-2012, 10:37 AM #11Registered User
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No wonder all the dudes are agro at Alta.
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03-14-2012, 10:38 AM #12
i think technically it's called Chaz nowadays
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03-14-2012, 05:13 PM #13
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03-14-2012, 08:55 PM #14Registered User
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03-14-2012, 08:58 PM #15
They're angling for a threesome. May partake in massages......
It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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03-14-2012, 10:26 PM #16
it's ok, when it's in a 3-way... it's not gay if it is a 3-way...
... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
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03-14-2012, 10:48 PM #17glocal
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Eiffel tower.
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03-14-2012, 11:54 PM #18
Gay for pay anyone?
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03-15-2012, 12:06 AM #19Registered User
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I would probably beat that guy at chess. Awkward.
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03-15-2012, 12:33 AM #20
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03-15-2012, 01:08 AM #21Hugh Conway Guest
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03-15-2012, 02:52 AM #22Registered User
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Well... ya. First beat the guy at chess then she'll be all 'wow, you're good' and CAPOW, purity pit. It's worked for me before.
On second thought the whole thing sounds off.Last edited by theshredder; 03-15-2012 at 06:19 PM.
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03-15-2012, 12:16 PM #23
I wonder whqt the small bonus is? You getta dry hump the girl? I'm three days post acls graft, getting range motion back but spending most of my time in bed. I do have some time on my hands, maybe I should meet these folks. What say ye maggots?
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Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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03-15-2012, 06:48 PM #24
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03-15-2012, 07:49 PM #25
i have a small assortment of various perscrption pain meds. I think the phrase "anybody want some pills?" will have to be muttered at some point in the introductions.
Really I think they'll find someone else due to me being on crutches, but I'll email them tonight. I need some entertainment these days.__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________
"We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats
"I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso
Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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