chaperone needed to not break vows of chasity

[La Vaina Ajena]

i have a small assortment of various perscrption pain meds. I think the phrase "anybody want some pills?" will have to be muttered at some point in the introductions.

Really I think they'll find someone else due to me being on crutches, but I'll email them tonight. I need some entertainment these days.

This gig needs a Jack Mormon to break into the triangle. If this shit's for real, they're either in second grade or go to BYU. You'd have to crush those pills up and hide em in the vanilla ice cream for desert.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

This gig needs a Jack Mormon to break into the triangle...

This.

We need someone in the 'know'

Lets get these poor kids laid!

[rideit]

They might as well advertise the position as "Fluffer needed...$3.00 an Hr. "

[splat]

I nominate Pauly Shore.