Top 100 things that did not happen this winter cuz Ullr sucks

[Dhelihiker]

May this thread be a jinx



#100 Mike Wilson did not double back flip the fingers.

[Lindahl]

#99 CB comp cancelled

[pappag]

#98. No pond skim fails.

[Dhelihiker]

#97 Caltrans did not shut down a major highway

[MakersTeleMark]

#96 Mavens didn't get skied.

[userA]

your vision of ullr may suck but mine fed the mountains to capacity and then some. still riding new snow, soft on north aspects and sun soft on south sides.
fun all round
bobby

[montanaskier]

#95 no storm skiing with refills

[F#*k you cat]

#95 Tree Air did not get hucked

[AlexC]

Not sure what you guys are talking about.

[nyskirat]

93. Countless days of school were had because of the lack of snow

[JoeStrummer]

#92 Warmer temps meant there weren't as many homeless people around the heating grate at 46th and Walnut, meaning I couldn't harvest as many organs for export, meaning I couldn't buy new skis.

Fuck you, Ullr.

[#######]

No. 091 Accepted the limitations and shortcomings of ALL meteorologists.

[jrbd]

#90 Colorado front-range cities did not go bankrupt due to plowing costs.

[point it]

#1 for all of you guys: not being in Whistler

[Imz]

#88 I haven't seen or skied with a bunch of my homies including DHeli, Gerome, Witek, Benny... On and on.

[mmmm...pow!]

#87 Half the population of Tahoe did not work due to lack of tourists

[HankScorpio]

#86. I never had a I-hope-school's-cancelled-tomorrow-'cause-its-snowing-and-I'm-about-to-drive-up-north day.

[Derelicht]

# 85 My wife has not threatened to leave me nor have I received the 'do you really care about this job' lecture.

[Breakwater]

your vision of ullr may suck but mine fed the mountains to capacity and then some. still riding new snow, soft on north aspects and sun soft on south sides.
fun all round
bobby

#84

Flowing Alpy was #1 to Fail at getting the flow of a thread on TGR.

[georgio]

#83 Didn't not ski sheet ice in 100 mph gusts at a Colorado resort in Mid February.

[b0ardski]

#82 never once wished I lived somewhere else

[Vt-Freeheel]

#81 Complaing about 50 hour work weeks.

[Son-of-Pbville]

#80 lost both my toe nails

[CG]

#79 No days worth a sick day

[flipsRscary]

#78 Didn't spend two hours digging out the car for five days in a row. Multiple times.