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06-13-2012, 11:44 AM #226
MACH`ING ST. ANTON (4:13)
I've reedited the video. I thought the colab was soon, but then realized it's not until next season. Dohl. (there's some new footage)http://heartcarve.com -- session progression
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06-30-2012, 09:42 AM #227
Adria33. You posted the same heart carving crap here in 2009 and got the same response: it's shit, and you are an idiot.
You then deleted the thread.
When are you deleting this one?
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06-30-2012, 09:47 AM #228http://heartcarve.com -- session progression
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06-30-2012, 10:36 AM #229
Dude,
I laughed, a lot. LAL!
The only thing I like about these little skis is the mad 720's you can throw with them off 1 inch bumps. Other than that, they are overgrown chopsticks.
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06-30-2012, 11:56 AM #230
The measurements for the proposed ski are here: http://www.skiboardsonline.com/forum...ad.php?t=13415
I've also found these tracks which you can play to open yourself to the eternal carve.. http://soundcloud.com/miami-nights-1...evator-of-love http://soundcloud.com/miami-nights-1984/sunset-cruise
But more importantly, preparing for the tsunami that is growing.
Oh, and I've started heart-walking and heart-flying too!Last edited by adria33; 06-30-2012 at 12:10 PM.
http://heartcarve.com -- session progression
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07-01-2012, 12:22 PM #231Banned
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adria33's day job....Chiropractor.
For sure.
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07-01-2012, 12:49 PM #232
Not carving and your going to put your eye out with that pole.
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07-01-2012, 02:26 PM #233
You are like one of the people who shows up for an American Idol audition (or a Kochav Nolad audition, as the internet tells me the Israeli version is named) thinking his performance will be met with adoration and blow jobs, no doubt because his mom told him so, only to be informed that not only is his singing and insult to the ear, he is also very funny looking if not downright ugly.
What you are are doing is very much like bragging about knowing how to ride a bike. It's impressive (sort of) if you're 5 years old. But when you're a big boy it's only embarrassing.
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07-01-2012, 07:08 PM #234Registered User
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http://www.skiboardsonline.com/forum...ad.php?t=13415
Check out his logo..
looks like sperm
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07-02-2012, 01:30 AM #235
That's a fair comment to some degree, but some new footage will fix that.
The heartcarve is trending upward and has only been live for a short time. It should not fit in with the people auditioning in RHCP Tell Me Baby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6I6uBK8rUw
I'd lump it together more with old school snowboarding or something like that.
The logo should be a comet that comes into the atmosphere but then exits back into space, not a sperm although for nyskirat, you're generally not a happy person anyway right?http://heartcarve.com -- session progression
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07-02-2012, 09:37 AM #236
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07-02-2012, 10:07 AM #237
This is the greatest troll of all time. Loved the sunscreen stoke in that last vid. Can't let that nose get burned!
I thought their offices would be strewn with bunny-fucking and condom dispensers, a veritable enchanted forest of cock shafts and twat mist. - JoeStrummer
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07-02-2012, 11:26 AM #238http://heartcarve.com -- session progression
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07-02-2012, 03:41 PM #239
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07-02-2012, 04:07 PM #240?
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So what is the consenus?
Real live Gaper? Cuz the vid is the Definition of Gaper.
Or is someone pullin our leg?Own your fail. ~Jer~
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07-02-2012, 04:32 PM #241
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07-02-2012, 04:56 PM #242
Adria if you are real keep up the great work.
Any chance of being able to bring the movement into the backcountry?
What are the next steps after the resorts are awoken?
I hope to someday see a sweet heart carve couloir drop or at least some open glacier carving the heart in the heart of the wilderness, it's poetic justice really, bring the heart carve home to the heart of the mountains.
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07-02-2012, 07:57 PM #243
Just watched the video.Those skis seem to get deflected off the Heart Carve because to their small length.
How do you plan to fix that?
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07-02-2012, 09:33 PM #244
I hear you man. The idea is to produce the short radius ski, and then a long-turn model that will have more rocker and be for people who have mastered the short turn. There'll likely need to be closed off ski runs for the long-turn model as flux capacitors kick in after 88mph and people are shooting for it (and the resorts have awoken to this.) These closed off runs will have all manner of obstacles, jumps, cones, bends.
Then we need to do or see some gravity research off-piste: some real pioneering heart work. I am hoping to negate the need for helicopters in order to get to the summit, just reach 88mph and then bam, you're there. A lot really depends on how my metamorphosis goes here in the land of milk and honey. It's a step-by-step process and it's not for everyone, especially the early stages when various contingencies arise that haven't been mapped for newbies.
The pole cam will have something that makes it more visible and less pointy.http://heartcarve.com -- session progression
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07-03-2012, 06:29 PM #245
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07-03-2012, 07:23 PM #246
I especially like the wiener cam while on the chair
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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07-04-2012, 08:44 AM #247
You won't want to be caught with your pants down when the tsunami hits.
Captain Anal, however well intentioned, already was to a degree with his genitalia obsession. Purify yourself today through heart-walking. I am, because I know how important it is and will be for hyperdrive.
You're just going to get burnt to a crisp, mate.http://heartcarve.com -- session progression
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07-06-2012, 05:36 AM #248http://heartcarve.com -- session progression
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07-06-2012, 09:24 PM #249
What. the. fuck.
TGR has mountain dew ads and sweaty men making love all over the front page and I log in to see this fucking nonsense?
What the shit is going on here. It would appear to me that the wheels are falling off this shit hole. and I can't even fucking tell if this guy has gone full retard or is professional troll.
Fuck.
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07-06-2012, 09:35 PM #250doughboyshredder Guest
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