The Gaper Spirit Animal

[biff chalupa]

Shit. Dropped the ball and now im getting called out for it. I heart gapers sticker thread will be up tomorrow. Lost of busy excuses, yadda yadda yadda......

Had to light the fire . . . on another note, would anyone be interested in "WWGSAD?" stuff? I'll add to the merch.

[superstator]

no, jaypowhound, superstator, and the rest are no's. agapastic evolution going on right now . . . I just agapasmed.

Hey now, I've been mailing stickers by the hundreds! And there are plenty left for those who still want to spread the gospel.

[biff chalupa]

Hey now, I've been mailing stickers by the hundreds! And there are plenty left for those who still want to spread the gospel.

Check question #3, I was giving you props mang. Agapasm dude.

[superstator]

Sorry, the lack of fresh sightings has me on edge.

[rideit]

Agape is Sublime.

[f2f]

i'm having Dos Gopros right now!

[StuntCok]

Had to light the fire . . . on another note, would anyone be interested in "WWGSAD?" stuff? I'll add to the merch.

I am in for WWGSAD? stuff as I am for the I [Heart] gapers stickers

[daviski]

The weekend approaches --constant vigilance is required of all believers

and remember events and his own training may have led the GSA to have evolved -- perhaps into his spring mode

[neck beard]

i wonder if there's any way this thread could bite anybody in the ass

Actually, unfortunately I'd put money on at least specific one person wishing that they did not get involved. Hope I'm wrong...

[biff chalupa]

Actually, unfortunately I'd put money on at least specific one person wishing that they did not get involved. Hope I'm wrong...

I hope you're wrong too. Apparently, self awareness has not occurred yet, or the GSA is in deep introspection and has not yet claimed his seat at the right hand of Ullr. Believe.

[neck beard]

My sentence structure there ^ leaves room for improvement.

"...has not yet claimed his seat at the right hand of Ullr".

He knows that he is worthy. Yet he waits. Why?

[biff chalupa]

^I'm not sure either way, I just suspect that self awareness has not occurred, as do others with far greater insight into the situation. This prophetic speak is getting confusing.

[CarveMan]

The disciples are gathering in Chamonix:

[TahoeJ]

In addition the WWGSAD? stickers, we really need some "I'm Training for Alaska" stickers.

[phishstx]

So many great GSA merch ideas are being thrown around and while it's truly gratifying to spread the Word, perhaps we should also construct something to offer the GSA upon His Assumption into Alaska (it WILL happen). I think he'd love a GoPro encased in Lucite to display along with his other deal toys.

[HankScorpio]

I found a chicken nugget that looks like the Gaper Spirit Animal. I'll start the bidding at $2000

[philth]

Haaaa^^ nice Session . So Biff, is he self aware or not? I thought JGB said the cat was out of the bag. You are a primary source in all things GSA.

[philth]

Jesus Carve, thats just Gapertastic Eurotrash. Not worthy of GSA comparison.

[sb4l]

"In the name of the GSA, the climbing harness, and the holy gopros, Amen."

wins. hands down. end thread.


everybody go about writing their gospel now. the GSA will be back in 2000 years to see whether we thwarted the evil of "global warmingest".

Looking back now, I hardly remember writing these words, it was as if my spirit had been channelled by the GSA and he rewarded me for my countless hours spent reading this thread and preaching his words and teachings.

Truly, we are all blessed by this thread. GSA has brought so many together in this thread, inspired so many laughs, forced many beverages out the wrong holes in our faces.

I have been in exile this past year, stupidly moving back to the busy metropolis from whence I came, far away from the mountains, but at last, it is time for me to train for alaska, and get my ass back to a place where people can understand my GSA references. My inner gaper has awakened. True intelligence is not knowing everything, it is questioning everything I know.

[biff chalupa]

Haaaa^^ nice Session . So Biff, is he self aware or not? I thought JGB said the cat was out of the bag. You are a primary source in all things GSA.

Wish I knew for certain. My sources say he's not.

[Sinecure]

I'm thinking that "Anyone Training for Alaska?" = "Anyone have Change for a Nickel?" as the new lift-line maggot call-out. If you see me at Alpine/Squaw this weekend, be sure to ask me.

[Esses]

I'm thinking I should ski with shovel and probe inbounds tomorrow. You never know when you may need it. Plus, I am training for Alaska, right?

I can only hope that the reason Tahoe is getting pounded right now is to prepare for the coming of the GSA.

[jmedslc]

Disciple at el Bird today.

[b0ardski]

no shovel, no AT, no ga pro, just run of the mill agapage there.
Did you ask if they were training for alaska?

I asked a guy w/orange pants and green coat & pack at Schwietzer last week and only confused him.

[CarveMan]

Jesus Carve, thats just Gapertastic Eurotrash. Not worthy of GSA comparison.

If one is gapertastic does that not make one a disciple of the Übergaper?